We need a super striker

[Maurice Maurice]

I am such a wind up merchant

Saying buy a striker when we have one fully fit striker who is 37 and looks to be past it

And Ross Stewart is an outstanding striker who should be playing in the prem

And ched is better than all the options we have right now

If Ross Stewart should be playing in the Prem, he would be. If Ched was anything like the striker he once was, he wouldn't be a bit part player at the mighty Preston. Sorry, I still can't get the stench of your ridiculous Dyche comments from my nostrils, you lost all credibility with that fucking doozy

 

[Champagneblade]

With Berge back and McAtee playing well, surely if McBurnie is struggling and Billy won't start every match, the solution is just to play N'Diaye up there?

He did score 3 in 6 at the end of last season in that spot. Or was it more?

I'd also much rather have Doyle alongside Norwood in a two than Berge who has been far better on the right of a front three.

 

[Millhousesblade1889]

Your mother wasn’t complaining about it last evening Millhousesblade1889

I’ve always been convinced you’re a complete retard, then you used a “your mother” joke and it was all confirmed

 

[CPB]

I think we should sign kane.
I think he's really good.

If not let's get Haaland.

 

[Old Programme seller]

Kane would be great but just not for penalties

 

[FallowfieldBlade]

I’ve always been convinced you’re a complete retard, then you used a “your mother” joke and it was all confirmed

You’re the one calling strangers on the internet

I was simply retorting

 

[FallowfieldBlade]

Sorted that for you. You’re welcome.

Sounds like the plot to one of your “Matchday Vlogs” shoreamview

 

[FallowfieldBlade]

If Ross Stewart should be playing in the Prem, he would be. If Ched was anything like the striker he once was, he wouldn't be a bit part player at the mighty Preston. Sorry, I still can't get the stench of your ridiculous Dyche comments from my nostrils, you lost all credibility with that fucking doozy

Again if anyone on planet earth thinks Paul heckingbottom is a better manager or has achieved more in football than Dyche then they are the ones who want help

And saying that by that logic ndiaye isn’t a premier league player

 

[shorehamview]

Sounds like the plot to one of your “Matchday Vlogs” shoreamview

That’s not me, as has been established many, many times before on this very forum. If you read threads other than your own then you might know this, unless of course you’re just trying to be a funny bugger.

 

[BiggerBladeThanThou]

100% we’re after a new striker in the January sales. We need one.

 

[bakeblade]

Madine

Why not? He did the business for us before

 

[3Cheers4Ramirez]

We couldn't do much better than Madine for this role, this season

 

[Jimmy Fleck]

Dyches football is horrible and cloggy- we don’t have the players for that

 

[Millhousesblade1889]

We couldn't do much better than Madine for this role, this season

I’m not so sure. As much as I liked Madine when he came to us, I can see why he’s not at a top 6 striker.

I think he’d be a different & ok option off the bench, but I love seeing us attack with pace with NDiaye & McAtee. I also think Sharp slows that down at times.

 

[BigBed]

Rondon and Vydra are free agents, as is Marc Mcnulty according to Transfer Market.

 

[GlosBlade]

Much as fallowfield is a wind up merchant, especially the Ched suggestion, we are actually very light up front unless McBurnie comes back fully fit soon. Thinking about how important Madine and Hogan were in 18/19 by giving us more and different options I hope we can try and find a similar type of loan deal for the rest of this season. No name suggestions from me as I’m not a UEFA A badged coach, but I’m sure Hecky and co are looking at options.

 

[BladeInIreland]

Stewart is good although probably expensive and just back from injury.

I thought Morris looked good for Luton against us, admittedly not watched him after that but has a decent goals record. Might be a decent signing to help us over the line.

I don't think madine was worth it last time nevermind now.

 

[Nightsweats]

Stewart is good although probably expensive and just back from injury.

I thought Morris looked good for Luton against us, admittedly not watched him after that but has a decent goals record. Might be a decent signing to help us over the line.

I don't think madine was worth it last time nevermind now.

Thought Madine was brilliant for us and would have been very happy for us to have signed him as back up the following season.
Maybe Joao is available short term? On Readings bench tonight.

 

[Mouth of the South]

Thought Madine was brilliant for us and would have been very happy for us to have signed him as back up the following season.
Maybe Joao is available short term? On Readings bench tonight.

Have you seen Joao play recently? Moody, mardy arse pretty much sums him up and is the reason he's not playing for Reading.
If he's the best Utd could attract, we're in trouble

 

[Yarrayering]

With Mcsauce seemingly out again

And a 39 year old billy sharp up top our only option

We simply need a striker

I would go for Ross Stewart at Sunlan or Ched Evans @ PNE

FACTS

I've just seen this, absolutely agree we need another striker if Mcb is struggling... And yes I'd love to see Ross Stewart as he is excellent, but how much do you think we would have to pay for him... I'd guess Sunderland who are aiming for the playoffs wudnt sell him whatever the offer.. Imo we won't be buying any striker in Jan unless the new buyer is in place and really decides to go for it... UTB..

 

[Old Programme seller]

I was hoping that Chris Wood wasn’t going to get into the Newcastle team again and we could have ‘borrowed’ him until the end of the season but that’s not going to happen now.

 

[Nightsweats]

Have you seen Joao play recently? Moody, mardy arse pretty much sums him up and is the reason he's not playing for Reading.
If he's the best Utd could attract, we're in trouble

Nope. Not seen him play for a long time so basing my suggestion on the type of player he is/was. That said maybe a new exciting challenge at a club going places might bring out the best? Wouldn't be the first time.

 

[Nade]

What are the 'facts'? The fact that you'd go for Stewart and Ched? Your wind ups had at least a little credibility in the past, now you're just a repetitive troll, looking for reaction. You should have stopped at the 'swap Hecky for Sean Dyche' sketch, because there's no recovering from that one. No one who knows anything about football would entertain that dinosaur being allowed anywhere near our club, end of.

If posting shit makes your tail hard then crack on, but the more ridiculous you get, the sooner the ban will come, and based on your recent performances, that might not be a bad thing.

This kind of high effort response is what he lives for

 

[Maurice Maurice]

Again if anyone on planet earth thinks Paul heckingbottom is a better manager or has achieved more in football than Dyche then they are the ones who want help

And saying that by that logic ndiaye isn’t a premier league player

Tell you what then, when you're hero gets his next job, why not fuck off and start watching them week in and week out. I'd hope that even with your agenda of fuckwittery, and apparent cluelessness regards all things footy related, you'd see the error of your ways and be on here begging forgiveness. Alternately, you may be so blinded by the corner that you've backed yourself into that you'd still be spouting the same old bollocks regardless.

Oh and last time I checked, Illi was tearing up the old 2nd division, great player but that's what he is right now, a 2nd division footballer. FACT!!! ( Always wanted to do that)

 

[Mouth of the South]

Nope. Not seen him play for a long time so basing my suggestion on the type of player he is/was. That said maybe a new exciting challenge at a club going places might bring out the best? Wouldn't be the first time.

I'd be very surprised. He has an attitude problem and I expect he'll return to Portugal when his current contract expires. However, Reading would certainly also sell should anyone make a suitable offer - they'd be looking for several £m.

 

[Nightsweats]

I'd be very surprised. He has an attitude problem and I expect he'll return to Portugal when his current contract expires. However, Reading would certainly also sell should anyone make a suitable offer - they'd be looking for several £m.

I only suggested him as a short term loan to add to our threadbare strikeforce. No interest in a purchase. We need someone who can chip in from the get go, not a maybe one day Prem fringe player. we have no time for that at this point. Can't think of many viable options, but we do need one.

 

[Mouth of the South]

I only suggested him as a short term loan to add to our threadbare strikeforce. No interest in a purchase. We need someone who can chip in from the get go, not a maybe one day Prem fringe player. we have no time for that at this point. Can't think of many viable options, but we do need one.

Realistically Utd should be looking at strikers that aren't getting games at Prem clubs - ones. like Surridge, Dembele, Lowe or Archer.

 

[BLADES1988]

What's Connor Sammon up to

 

[Nightsweats]

Realistically Utd should be looking at strikers that aren't getting games at Prem clubs - ones. like Surridge, Dembele, Lowe or Archer.

Maybe loan with a view to buy? Like the first 2.

 

[Mouth of the South]

Maybe loan with a view to buy? Like the first 2.

They'll all be loans until the end of the season - just like Hogan and Madine were. We won't be able to afford any if we don't go up and probably won't want any if we do