Worth 90 watches. After already watching 90 times.

[knowsnowt]

Is this the best neutral reaction to a Blades goal ever?
I wish i could excite a lady like this.

 

[Maurice Maurice]

To excite a lady that way you need to first, control the ball. Keep it close to your feet while starting your advance then take a slight look up. Be aware of your surroundings, don't be taken by surprise (a finger up your arse could provide this) as surprise is your enemy in this situation. Make sure your balance is good and continue moving forward, but with more drive and purpose now as the goal is close..... and getting closer. When you're relaxed and feel confident, let your shot go. Be careful, place it where you want it to go and make sure your aim is true as a miscue now could ruin everything. Remember you're in the driving seat, keep calm and you'll succeed. The world is yours my friend.

UTBUTA

 

[knowsnowt]

To excite a lady that way you need to first, control the ball. Keep it close to your feet while starting your advance then take a slight look up. Be aware of your surroundings, don't be taken by surprise (a finger up your arse could provide this) as surprise is your enemy in this situation. Make sure your balance is good and continue moving forward, but with more drive and purpose now as the goal is close..... and getting closer. When you're relaxed and feel confident, let your shot go. Be careful, place it where you want it to go and make sure your aim is true as a miscue now could ruin everything. Remember you're in the driving seat, keep calm and you'll succeed. The world is yours my friend.

UTBUTA

I'm done with women. My last date turned out to be someone called Gareth.
I guess they tried to explain tbf, looking back, but i just got caught up in the moment and we met the next morning..
At least i didn't waste like a tenner on dolphin waz potatoes (wtf even is that?) and £80 diesel this time.
Thursday nights in Roxys was my hey day. Taking the last fat lass out into the ncp, and waking up with half a pint of lager still in my hand somewhere near park hill flats. They want to vet stuff like if you eat rabbits and are comfy with men wearing skirts before you even get a rummage these days. It's proper wank. And all to do with all the local pubs being shut down. :/

 

[Tony_Kaufman]

Scoring a goal is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman.