What if....

[Davalon]

Hecky and Wilder have to kick each other in the bollocks until one goes down

NOTE : It is important to win the toss to see who gets the first go !

I heard it's measured on manager penis girth if the teams can't be split by the usual totals.

May need one of the resident fact checkers to confirm however.

 

[Champagneblade]

Yes but what you failed to mention was that 4-1 defeat against Blackburn was their last home match.
Yes they won yesterday at a poor already relegated Barnsley.
Sorry but I am a half empty kind of guy.

This bit?

the fact their last home defeat was the 4-1 by local rival surely puts into their mind a need to make amends with the home fans.

Close enough!

Point being they will want to erase the memory of their last game which was losing to Lancashire rivals 4-1.

In the meantime, Boro have P22 W6 D8 L8 in the away table.

It's a one off. Anything can happen. Hopefully Fulham win against Luton then that means another spot there is up for grabs and it will be 2 from 4 with Luton and ourselves in the driving seat and Boro and Millwall chasing.

 

[Champagneblade]

I heard it's measured on manager penis girth if the teams can't be split by the usual totals.

May need one of the resident fact checkers to confirm however.

Tricky one because both Wilder and Hecky are known for their admiration of width.

 

[blade too long]

my thoughts too... 2 teams out of Luton/Boro/Blades will get into the playoffs. Us and Luton are most likely (and i'd say they are favourites over us only by a whisker), followed by Boro as least favourites

gu up in 5th and 6th play off spots OT just go up

 

[beatific blade]

I feel stressed but this is helping...

If you add context to this and consider we are playing the best team in the league by miles… with that “weighting” I would suggest 7 out of 9 chance is massively misleading

 

[blade too long]

my thoughts too... 2 teams out of Luton/Boro/Blades will get into the playoffs. Us and Luton are most likely (and i'd say they are favourites over us only by a whisker), followed by Boro as least favourites

we go above Luton on go if they lose at Fulham
if Fulham celebrate the title v Luton with a 3or 4 goal win at home that would be lovely

they can plY the kids v us then

 

[Dkc]

if Luton lose both their last 2 us and boro can go up

And Millwall too. If Luton lose by a couple against Fulham, Millwall will have a realistic chance of hauling in the GD on the last day. They'd be reliant on Luton losing to Reading and Boro failing to beat Preston.

 

[Harry's Game]

Middlesbrough win 2 0 today and against Preston next week and we draw 0 0 to Fulham? We then have the same points, goals for and goals against. Does it go on our results against them this season?

Drinking competition between the two managers, we would have no chance,

 

[Old Programme seller]

Preston are in transition so it depends on which of their team turns up as they’re very indifferent but that said Middlesbrough have poor away form but it’s going to be like a cup final for them.

 

[breeny]

If you add context to this and consider we are playing the best team in the league by miles… with that “weighting” I would suggest 7 out of 9 chance is massively misleading

Feel stressed again...

 

[Broomhall Blade]

This bit?

Close enough!

Point being they will want to erase the memory of their last game which was losing to Lancashire rivals 4-1.

In the meantime, Boro have P22 W6 D8 L8 in the away table.

It's a one off. Anything can happen. Hopefully Fulham win against Luton then that means another spot there is up for grabs and it will be 2 from 4 with Luton and ourselves in the driving seat and Boro and Millwall chasing.

Luton play Reading at home last match who since beating us seem to have eased off.
Also doesn’t Preston have a big away end so Middlesbrough might have a big noisy following against a last match nothing to play for glad seasons finished home crowd.

I did tell I'm a glass half empty guy

 

[VM198]

No, they sort it out by smashing coffee tables.

Well it does seem the "coffee table smashing" season has started, , so lets go with it.

 

[VM198]

Feel stressed again...

Slacken yer under keks, alus find that helps, .

 

[VM198]

Feel stressed again...

Wearing a truss, eh! Tek it down a notch,.