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[Champagneblade]

Ive heard Otis Khan was sacked/released for scrapping on the training pitch

And Jose Baxter was sacked for racking up lines of coke on the pool, table at the training ground

Both from a yoooof player

Well, it is clearly marked. Please stay off the pitch!

 

[Chezzy Blades]

Notice how Jasper Johns vanished with no trace 20 years or so back.

Well he actually underwent HRT and the knife and is playing in the WASL today.

I've thought about this at length this morning and I'm still not sure if it's true or not.

 

[Davalon]

A little Chinese fella told me that Kevin McCabe owns the fleehord

 

[BadgersBigToe]

Is pulled calf like pulled pork?

My mate used to pull pork every Friday night

 

[Tarqs]

I've thought about this at length this morning and I'm still not sure if it's true or not.

Tell a lie, she's retired now and goes by the name sue Smith

 

[Oreyt]

Back around 2000 (very roughly) mate worked with the youth set-up. He told me about the horrible bullying culture there at that time. Actually chose to leave the role and it was his dream job, as him and his family were all Blades.

 

[SwissBlade]

Baldock has been eating gyros and chucking plates on his days off in the hope of sealing a move to Olympiakos.

If you look closely at his match shirt it’s actually an Olympiakos shirt that he wears, not a Blades one

 

[SwissBlade]

Back around 2000 (very roughly) mate worked with the youth set-up. He told me about the horrible bullying culture there at that time. Actually chose to leave the role and it was his dream job, as him and his family were all Blades.

Was he the bully?

 

[LewishamBlade]

The majority of the (mid-teen at least) youth players are mostly made up of arrogant thick cunts.
They all think they're going to make it, and have no back up plan nor desire to have one.

Was told this by a classroom trainer, who no longer does the job anymore because of it, so it's fine.

 

[Oreyt]

One of the management team came to my 7th birthday party at Wavy Navy (was that Rotherham?). His mum had packed his sister's bikini bottoms by accident. He had to go in in his y fronts.

Don't tell me I never give you any gold.

 

[JimW1889]

Overhead a united player in public, in summer 2020, saying a few got covid because a player didn't self isolate after his holidays.

 

[SwitchBLADE Smiles]

Luke Freeman doesn’t actually exist & is part of a global conspiracy to bring in the new world order.

 

[EddieColquhoun]

Luke Freeman doesn’t actually exist & is part of a global conspiracy to bring in the new world order.

I was told that was Julian Winter.

 

[bongleblade]

And Jose Baxter was sacked for racking up lines of coke on the pool, table at the training ground

i'd sack him too... wasting all the cocaine in the green felt of the table. what a fucking amateur!

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

One of the factors that made life at SUFC less positive for young Regan Slater, was that his Dad was a unfiltered, inappropriate, immature gobshite online.

Oh wait, we all already know that.

 

[bibbity bobbity boo]

I got told of the Hans Segars match fixing allegations about a week after it happened.

I was also told about Deano coming back the first time, I was sworn to secrecy about this. I was living in Germany at the time and none of my mates were Blades so couldn't give a fuck if I told them or not. Typical me, my one and only time of being ITK and had no one to tell.

 

[Lightsoot]

I was told that Nigel Clough was being sacked the day before he was by a family member who at the time was friends with someone on the Board.

 

[Le Cynique]

Colin was definitely a fan of splitting appearance bonuses with players. Heard this from an ex-player.

 

[Sam64]

Got told a week or so before it was announced that Slav was getting sacked

 

[ekke287]

I know who designed the artwork on the walls of the academy. Me.

I got a few bits of info on players in that period but none were very juicy, more just about their personalities.

I also heard about the plan for the new training ground but I think that’s since fallen through.

 

[Updemblades]

Is pulled calf like pulled pork?

No. It means its got a bird

 

[northsomersetblade]

We once nearly signed Diego Maradona but the board wouldn't put the money up

 

[DifferentClass]

The stale piss smell in the Kop bogs isn't real. It's pumped in through the air vents to add to the match day experience.

That and otherwise it'd just reek of ganja and green Monster.

 

[DifferentClass]

Alan Nixon sniffs bike seats.

 

[Scarebus]

Alan Nixon sniffs bike seats.

Specifically his own

 

[Champagneblade]

We once nearly signed Diego Maradona but the board wouldn't put the money up

I think it was really being scared off by the Junta which really put paid to the deal.

A real shame, because he'd have been a great player for Leeds one year later!