WUEDP (no sources necessary)

[bongleblade]

Go on then, what is the sauciest bit of info you have got your hands on about the blades (current or past) that you probably shouldn't know, or have been told by someone involved at the club? can be as tame, weird or wild a rumour, could've been a bombshell before it got announced... just for fun for the international break

 

[Rodley]

*WUEDP

 

[bongleblade]

*WUEDP

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[kopstander79]

Jebbison wants to leave got told from a academy player 4 weeks ago

 

[dc_blade]

I was told Burke was dropped by Wilder for shooting from outside the box.

 

[Tarqs]

Notice how Jasper Johns vanished with no trace 20 years or so back.

Well he actually underwent HRT and the knife and is playing in the WASL today.

 

[Houston_Blade]

Flecky smacked Hecky at training today because Hecky said Flecky’s pal who had alopecia was a bald cunt.

 

[Argentinemanager]

Billys not injured, was just a rues to get fallowfield to pick him instead of mcburnie

 

[More Bladier than thou]

I heard that once someone called Sam used club money to go abroad to get a sex change to Samantha. So crazy it cant be true but a good story…..

 

[Moan? Nope-I saw Longhorn]

Tea Lady’s dog just died - Billy has been arrested on suspicion of canomicide
Attendance figures set to plummet as other dogs set to boycott Bramall Lane in show of solidarity

 

[YorkBlade]

Our injury crisis is so bad John Ebbrell is making a comeback

 

[Houston_Blade]

MGW has got Albanian covid

 

[Tom Bott]

Tea Lady’s dog just died - Billy has been arrested on suspicion of canomicide
Attendance figures set to plummet as other dogs set to boycott Bramall Lane in show of solidarity

Canary homicide. - Canomicide

 

[raimond]

Flecky smacked Hecky at training today because Hecky said Flecky’s pal who had alopecia was a bald cunt.

Fleck was heard repeatedly shouting "Get my Jimmy's name out your fucking mouth"

 

[stringjunior]

Tea Lady’s dog just died - Billy has been arrested on suspicion of canomicide
Attendance figures set to plummet as other dogs set to boycott Bramall Lane in show of solidarity

But, but, what about the cats?

 

[robbiez666]

McBurnie has crabs and that's why he can't kick a ball properly.

 

[FatPaul]

Fodderingham is nursing a pulled calf. Could be out for rest of season.

 

[Bladepicker]

Everyone's favourite rumour from the past has to be that Colin or his son (depending on the version) got a nifty little bonus should Chief make an appearance. Hence him coming on for the last couple of minutes on occasion.

 

[Stretch]

Jebbison wants to leave got told from a academy player 4 weeks ago

Can't say I am surprised by that tbh.

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

George Clooney

 

[Alex Cheeseright]

Jebbison wants to leave got told from a academy player 4 weeks ago

But he's our future......

 

[Isaw Joeshaw]

Everyone's favourite rumour from the past has to be that Colin or his son (depending on the version) got a nifty little bonus should Chief make an appearance. Hence him coming on for the last couple of minutes on occasion.

Presumably the same applied to Mark Rankine and Paul Thirwell .

I can think of no other reasonable explanation .........

 

[Updemblades]

Fodderingham is nursing a pulled calf. Could be out for rest of season.

I heard the same. The calf is sad because its mother has covid so Fodder's is looking after it for a while.

 

[Scarebus]

Is pulled calf like pulled pork?

 

[Champagneblade]

I knew about Alan Pace being interested in United before any of the media did due to work connections.

 

[Moan? Nope-I saw Longhorn]

Canary homicide. - Canomicide

Kin ell
Looks like Billy is a serial killer - dogs AND canaries !
Dark days indeed

 

[Sean Thornton]

Is pulled calf like pulled pork?

It’s veal but you can’t call it that.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Dogs ARE counted in the attendance figures.

 

[bibbity bobbity boo]

The stale piss smell in the Kop bogs isn't real. It's pumped in through the air vents to add to the match day experience.

 

[FallowfieldBlade]

Ive heard Otis Khan was sacked/released for scrapping on the training pitch

And Jose Baxter was sacked for racking up lines of coke on the pool, table at the training ground

Both from a yoooof player