Roy's View From... Pre-match View From Barnsley

[yorkshirecoast]

Always hated the Dingles. Not as much as the pigs but more than anyone else, including Leeds. Their average fan is as close to a pig as you can get. Thick as shit and totally deluded.

 

[alcoblade]

Inbred fuckers. I hate them. North Barnsley / Pigs Lite, as described above.

 

[Not_a_Cheat]

So does Barnsley!

Whoosh....

 

[blade too long]

as all time table stands Sn Pd W L D F A Pts
1. Manchester United 116 4594 2216 1096 1282 7945 - 5770 5528
2. Liverpool 115 4562 2179 1113 1270 7845 - 5573 5471
3. Arsenal 115 4562 2102 1130 1330 7689 - 5741 5334
4. Wolverhampton Wan 120 4892 1983 1161 1748 7780 - 7119 5127
5. Preston North End 120 4960 1924 1275 1761 7348 - 6919 5123
6. Sheffield United 116 4814 1943 1195 1676 7368 - 6836 5081
7. Manchester City 116 4636 1962 1101 1573 7673 - 6530 5025
8. Everton 120 4686 1914 1180 1592 7375 - 6512 5008
9. Aston Villa 120 4722 1933 1141 1648 7565 - 6793 5007
10. Burnley 120 4904 1887 1202 1815 7153 - 7149 4976
11. Derby County 120 4854 1886 1184 1784 7426 - 7113 4956
12. Blackburn Rovers 120 4810 1863 1207 1740 7306 - 7071 4933
13. Sunderland 118 4744 1872 1169 1703 7264 - 6777 4913
14. West Bromwich Alb 120 4826 1845 1196 1785 7339 - 7071 4886
15. Notts County 120 4986 1814 1245 1927 7043 - 7289 4873
16. Sheffield Wednesday 116 4774 1826 1218 1730 7063 - 6827 4870
17. Bolton Wanderers 120 4844 1840 1176 1828 7072 - 6975 4856
18. Newcastle United 115 4602 1877 1077 1648 7177 - 6522 4831
19. Nottingham Forest 116 4770 1779 1234 1757 6849 - 6709 4792
27. Bradford City 105 4602 1673 1191 1738 6411 - 6502 4537
28. Middlesbrough 109 4500 1698 1116 1686 6594 - 6397 4512
29. Grimsby Town 109 4596 1714 1058 1824 6536 - 6855 4486
30. Hull City 103 4434 1652 1171 1611 6211 - 6045 4475
31. Stoke City 112 4554 1652 1155 1747 6085 - 6392 4459
32. Tottenham Hotspur 100 4062 1721 992 1349 6612 - 5598 4434

 

[blade too long]

116 seasons each we have 7368 points
owls have 7063
owls have only played 40 games less but are 303 points worse than us
but only from 120 points max possible more played for

 

[Houston_Blade]

I know you live in Spain, but your specs are very tinted aren't they

I've answered each bleow.

What's "our lifetime" got to do with it. If that's what we're going with though, our honours are a big fat ZERO!

I'd sooner have a trophy than the money. When I die, i'd like to have told my Grand Kids about the time we won the FA Cup or League as opposed to spunking £150m on McBurnie and Brewster

Probably because we've spent more seasons in lower divisions, meaning we win more matches.

4 seasons more, but 3 titles more

State of the ground, or who paid to upgrade it isn't considered when looking at historical success

I don't know why you're bothering.

 

[Houston_Blade]

your choice ask our chairman whats preferable winning a league cup or a season bathing in money

They still have a trophy in the cabinet though, we've got a big fat mortgage and players worth bugger all as a result of that money that we once had.

 

[blade too long]

a rumblelows cup does not a big club make
if it did oxford and luton would be big and Birmingham massive as theyuve won it twice

id prefer it was scrapped its such a waste of time
teams play B teams gates are awful and its just to let one of the big 6 justify in some small way spending a billion poundf on players now
its not a cup Id covet
prefer getting to the prem any year
as Im sure even owls would `prefer to do that than their 23 year current absemce and could afford a fresh tarpaulin for the leppings lane stand

since sociasl media became everything dem pigs have yet to join a prem discussion group

 

[mattbianco1]

as all time table stands Sn Pd W L D F A Pts
1. Manchester United 116 4594 2216 1096 1282 7945 - 5770 5528
2. Liverpool 115 4562 2179 1113 1270 7845 - 5573 5471
3. Arsenal 115 4562 2102 1130 1330 7689 - 5741 5334
4. Wolverhampton Wan 120 4892 1983 1161 1748 7780 - 7119 5127
5. Preston North End 120 4960 1924 1275 1761 7348 - 6919 5123
6. Sheffield United 116 4814 1943 1195 1676 7368 - 6836 5081
7. Manchester City 116 4636 1962 1101 1573 7673 - 6530 5025
8. Everton 120 4686 1914 1180 1592 7375 - 6512 5008
9. Aston Villa 120 4722 1933 1141 1648 7565 - 6793 5007
10. Burnley 120 4904 1887 1202 1815 7153 - 7149 4976
11. Derby County 120 4854 1886 1184 1784 7426 - 7113 4956
12. Blackburn Rovers 120 4810 1863 1207 1740 7306 - 7071 4933
13. Sunderland 118 4744 1872 1169 1703 7264 - 6777 4913
14. West Bromwich Alb 120 4826 1845 1196 1785 7339 - 7071 4886
15. Notts County 120 4986 1814 1245 1927 7043 - 7289 4873
16. Sheffield Wednesday 116 4774 1826 1218 1730 7063 - 6827 4870
17. Bolton Wanderers 120 4844 1840 1176 1828 7072 - 6975 4856
18. Newcastle United 115 4602 1877 1077 1648 7177 - 6522 4831
19. Nottingham Forest 116 4770 1779 1234 1757 6849 - 6709 4792
27. Bradford City 105 4602 1673 1191 1738 6411 - 6502 4537
28. Middlesbrough 109 4500 1698 1116 1686 6594 - 6397 4512
29. Grimsby Town 109 4596 1714 1058 1824 6536 - 6855 4486
30. Hull City 103 4434 1652 1171 1611 6211 - 6045 4475
31. Stoke City 112 4554 1652 1155 1747 6085 - 6392 4459
32. Tottenham Hotspur 100 4062 1721 992 1349 6612 - 5598 4434

You know how nonsensical that is ??

That table means we are bigger and better than Tottenham, but worse than Preston. Preston who haven't been in the top flight for over 60 years

 

[Conan Troutman]

Hey up lads. Just to clarify- we're not Pigs lite. We have less in common with them than you do. This Blades-Rotherham thing that's going on - we don't have that with anyone. We dislike both Sheffield clubs. It's up and down who we dislike the most. As you were.

 

[mattbianco1]

a rumblelows cup does not a big club make
if it did oxford and luton would be big and Birmingham massive as theyuve won it twice

Couple the League Cup with 4x League Titles and 3 FA Cups and it does.

Stop with the 1990 bull shit too. Makes you sound as bitter as them lot. Use it to piss take them, but don't actually believe it

 

[mattbianco1]

Hey up lads. Just to clarify- we're not Pigs lite. We have less in common with them than you do. This Blades-Rotherham thing that's going on - we don't have that with anyone. We dislike both Sheffield clubs. It's up and down who we dislike the most. As you were.

Bet you typed that reyt fast. You know having extra fingers etc.

 

[blade too long]

You know how nonsensical that is ??

That table means we are bigger and better than Tottenham, but worse than Preston. Preston who haven't been in the top flight for over 60 years

its not momsensical as regards our records which in 116 seasons we are all but 4 seasons in the same leagues

spurs of course have 16 seasons less as a league club
the main stat is points per game

notts county and bury are fast falling down this table for a similar reason

 

[knowsnowt]

They touch animals. Sexually.

 

[Snowflake]

“they are poor travelers though. Can’t even crack 2k for a short evening trip to the seaside. Poor for a local city club that’s in a great league position. Much like I said about Fulham if we were in the same position as the Blunts we’d be taking more than that”

“Considering the number they get at home, their away numbers are pretty poor, and have been for several years.”

.”League one has 2 bigger clubs than blunts in it”


I spy somethings beginning with ‘P’

I think Sunderland and Portsmouth would consider themselves bigger than us.

 

[blade too long]

Couple the League Cup with 4x League Titles and 3 FA Cups and it does.

Stop with the 1990 bull shit too. Makes you sound as bitter as them lot. Use it to piss take them, but don't actually believe it

they are a different entity purely to avoid prosecution thats the bull shit about it

and how often do you recall our 4 fa cup wins and our league title win
I never think of them as I cant relate to them

everyone who saw either side in sheffield win a league title or fa cup is dead
huddersfield won 3 legue titles on the bounce early thirties
no one ever mentions those in huddersfield

name wednesdays leading scorer when they won a league title any of the 4 see how relateable it is
ive yet to meet an owl who can answer it

 

[SirNibletsO'Korne]

Cheers Roy!Jesus,who poked Hobbiton with a stick? However many supporters we take away,it still won't be as many as the amount of fingers they have on each hand.
And they have to be back in Barnsley before it goes dark as "there be witches abroad...."

 

[Conan Troutman]

Bet you typed that reyt fast. You know having extra fingers etc.

That's original.

 

[Conan Troutman]

I think Sunderland and Portsmouth would consider themselves bigger than us.

I think Portsmouth would be wrong then. They're barely bigger than us.

 

[originaltrueblade]

……. DINGLES………

Thanks Roy

 

[mattbianco1]

That's original.

Thank you.

Who stays up then, You, Derby or Reading? It's 1 from those IMO. Peterborough are proper shit. Hull & Brum, too far above

 

[Varkanoid]

Thanks Roy

I too laugh when they say the injuries are kidology.

With regards to away fans, dont the home club set the allocation, so if they only allow 2000 and we bring 2000 then thats our fault for the figure ?

 

[mattbianco1]

its not momsensical as regards our records which in 116 seasons we are all but 4 seasons in the same leagues

spurs of course have 16 seasons less as a league club
the main stat is points per game

notts county and bury are fast falling down this table for a similar reason

It is nonsensical.

Team A could get 90pts and win the Championship.
Team B could get 75pts and lose in the Play Offs.

Next season...

Team A gets 40pts in PL and stays up.
Team B gets 75pts again and loses in the play offs again.

Using your magic league table, Team B is more successful than Team A.

 

[Carlton Blade]

Another club bleating on about attendances

 

[Conan Troutman]

Thank you.

Who stays up then, You, Derby or Reading? It's 1 from those IMO. Peterborough are proper shit. Hull & Brum, too far above

Honestly don't know. We needed a good run to get back in touching distance but a bit worried we might fizzle out. I'd take a point tomorrow. We're at home to Reading on 2nd April and if we lose that we've had it.

 

[mattbianco1]

Honestly don't know. We needed a good run to get back in touching distance but a bit worried we might fizzle out. I'd take a point tomorrow. We're at home to Reading on 2nd April and if we lose that we've had it.

I think it's between you and Derby. I think Reading will go

 

[cahill]

Let me get this right some Barnsley fans are calling us out for our away support when we’ve averaged the highest in the league home and away so far this season? Not to mention we was poor at start of the season. You couldn’t make it up could ya

They are absolutely deluded

 

[Harry's Game]

I think Sunderland and Portsmouth would consider themselves bigger than us.

Sunderland yes..

Portsmouth no

 

[Gimli]

Hey up lads. Just to clarify- we're not Pigs lite. We have less in common with them than you do. This Blades-Rotherham thing that's going on - we don't have that with anyone. We dislike both Sheffield clubs. It's up and down who we dislike the most. As you were.

You both play in Barnsley for a start so you have that in common...

 

[S64 Blade]

In my experience, Barnsley fans seem to have a higher opinion of their club than statistics suggest.

I think there’s another local club that behaviours similarly.