Will you be tempted to lob a haddock at Wilder if he celebrates any goals they may score...

[Edgar Allan Poo]

Coins and Flares are the modus operandi I am led to believe in such circumstances !!

UTB

Whst

Coins and Flares are the modus operandi I am led to believe in such circumstances !!

UTB

What he said.

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

I once bought a 2lb 3oz perch off a trawler man on the canal to throw at Steve Bruce. But being at the top of the South stand it wasn't hefty enough, and hit a small disabled child instead.

It's the Sheffield United way, I'm sure they understood.

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

tomorrow.
Or would you be rather flipperant about the whole thing?

Btw. I DO NOT advocate people throwing foreign (or native) objects at players or onto the pitch.

Better get your skates on then.

 

[SUFC Guy]

Another fish pun thread eh?

Comedy Goldfish

 

[knowsnowt]

Some of these replies are off the scale.

 

[Houston_Blade]

Wilder would expect chips thrown at him first in his weird little world of 'chips and fish'.

 

[Paisley Blade]

S2 has it's own Godwin's law replacing Hitler with fish puns.

Codwin's law, if you will.

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

Much as I have enjoyed the humour on this thread I would have liked to see a vegetarian option available to throw in the otherwise excellent title. Battered halloumi perhaps?

Thank you. I'll go now....

 

[Uncle mick]

I once bought a 2lb 3oz perch off a trawler man on the canal to throw at Steve Bruce. But being at the top of the South stand it wasn't hefty enough, and hit a small disabled child instead.

You need to be in a roe nearer

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

Fish O mania at Bramall Lane tonite.staring smelly finny haddock Wilder.

 

[knowsnowt]

Much as I have enjoyed the humour on this thread I would have liked to see a vegetarian option available to throw in the otherwise excellent title. Battered halloumi perhaps?

Thank you. I'll go now....

You deserve a good battering if you eat that crap.

 

[Micky Narker]

Let's put em to the swordfish.

 

[CaptainMorgans]

I'll be bringing some smoked salmon fillets and sitting behind the dugout throwing them at Alan Knill all game.

 

[raimond]

Chub.

 

[mattbianco1]

I'm going to take a door to lob at him. Probably the back door.

 

[Jinxy1966]

I read this thread earlier & took time to mullet over before deciding I wouldn’t join in with the childish fish puns. Let’s just stick to football eh lads. So……I hope we can get the win tonight & knock Wilder off his perch & cause Boro to flounder outside the play off spots.

 

[diode_blade]

Wheres Aquamarina when you need her....

 

[Yellarbellyblade]

Does the haddock count in the attendance figure?

Would do at Hillsborough mate

 

[BadgersBigToe]

The two skippers could well decided this game

 

[Large Mendonca]

I once bought a 2lb 3oz perch off a trawler man on the canal to throw at Steve Bruce. But being at the top of the South stand it wasn't hefty enough, and hit a small disabled child instead.

Chuffin 'ell, how big was your fucking Budgie???

 

[Tezza1889]

I'm just mullet ing it over weather to reply to this shite..

 

[bongleblade]

i will be tempted, but in the end i will probably be too koi

 

[mancunianblade]

Chub.

On

 

[VM198]

Does the haddock count in the attendance figure?

Counts two when brought in by a cat.

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

I've trawled my joke books but can't find any fish puns.

 

[Greasy Chap Butty]

I've trawe

Much as I have enjoyed the humour on this thread I would have liked to see a vegetarian option available to throw in the otherwise excellent title. Battered halloumi perhaps?

Thank you. I'll go now....

We ain't got a barrel of money,
We ain got seaweedy curry

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

I've trawe


We ain't got a barrel of money,
We ain got seaweedy curry

That'll do.

 

[Tom Bott]

I once bought a 2lb 3oz perch off a trawler man on the canal to throw at Steve Bruce. But being at the top of the South stand it wasn't hefty enough, and hit a small disabled child instead.

In the kidneys ?

 

[knowsnowt]

In the kidneys ?

He didnt have any. Another Blade had stolen them. Hence the disability.
You can't have owt these days.

 

[DifferentClass]

Haddock gets battered
Everywhere it goes
Haddock gets battered
Everywhere it goes

Repeat

Haddock can only dream of the battering Boro got!