New song for Charlie Goode

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Sung to 'She's Out of my Life' by Michael Jackson

Hey up Charlie score a goyal
Fuckin' bastid score a goyal
Cum on you Blaids score a goyal
Shoreham Street score a goyal

Ooohsta-ooosta-ooosta-ooosta

We're the Blaids come on United

Needs some work. Etc

pommpey

(first)
 



New song for Adam Davis

Oooooooooooo-oooooooooooo-oooooooooooh
Adam
Davis
He's in t'net for us and saves a shot
Oooooooooooo-oooooooooooo-oooooooooooh
Alan
Davis
He kicks the ball out a lot
Oooooooooooo-oooooooooooo-ooooooooooooh
His mum's called
Mavis
And she used to change his bot(tom)
Oooooooooooo-ooooooooooooo-oooooooooooh
Fuckin' COME ON YOU BLAYDEZ

Waaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Reyt laff, thar cunt!

(sung to 'Seven Tears' by the Goombay Dance Band (Paul Oakenfold Mental-Mental-Chicken-Oriental Remix))

Just needs a tweak

pommpey
 
pommpey said:
New song for Adam Davis

Oooooooooooo-oooooooooooo-oooooooooooh
Adam
Davis
He's in t'net for us and saves a shot
Oooooooooooo-oooooooooooo-oooooooooooh
Alan
Davis
He kicks the ball out a lot
Oooooooooooo-oooooooooooo-ooooooooooooh
His mum's called
Mavis
And she used to change his bot(tom)
Oooooooooooo-ooooooooooooo-oooooooooooh
Fuckin' COME ON YOU BLAYDEZ

Waaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Reyt laff, thar cunt!

(sung to 'Seven Tears' by the Goombay Dance Band (Paul Oakenfold Mental-Mental-Chicken-Oriental Remix))

Just needs a tweak

pommpey
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Tweaked it a bit.

Fuck it bredrin fuck it in the ass
Adam
Davis
He's in t'net for us and saves a shot
Arr lass ain't no slag just a bit wild
Alan
Davis
He kicks the ball out a lot
Get dog art mi bed im knackered
His mum's called
Mavis
And she used to change his bot(tom)
Big belly belly cock n cock ont nose
Fuckin' COME ON YOU BLAYDEZ

Waaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Reyt laff, thar massive cunt!

(sung to 'Seven Tears' by the Goombay Dance Band (Paul Oakenfold Mental-Mental-Chicken-Oriental Remix))
 
knowsnowt said:
Tweaked it a bit.

Fuck it bredrin fuck it in the ass
Adam
Davis
He's in t'net for us and saves a shot
Arr lass ain't no slag just a bit wild
Alan
Davis
He kicks the ball out a lot
Get dog art mi bed im knackered
His mum's called
Mavis
And she used to change his bot(tom)
Big belly belly cock n cock ont nose
Fuckin' COME ON YOU BLAYDEZ

Waaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Reyt laff, thar massive cunt!

(sung to 'Seven Tears' by the Goombay Dance Band (Paul Oakenfold Mental-Mental-Chicken-Oriental Remix))
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That's genius.

Lets get everyone singing it

Come on Shoreham, SING UP!

gets head kicked in

pommpey
 
knowsnowt said:
Tweaked it a bit.

Fuck it bredrin fuck it in the ass
Adam
Davis
He's in t'net for us and saves a shot
Arr lass ain't no slag just a bit wild
Alan
Davis
He kicks the ball out a lot
Get dog art mi bed im knackered
His mum's called
Mavis
And she used to change his bot(tom)
Big belly belly cock n cock ont nose
Fuckin' COME ON YOU BLAYDEZ

Waaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Reyt laff, thar massive cunt!

(sung to 'Seven Tears' by the Goombay Dance Band (Paul Oakenfold Mental-Mental-Chicken-Oriental Remix))
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Fkin crackers
 
knowsnowt said:
If you sing pomps bits in a calm tone then go full on rage scream with mine it makes a great contrast, making it work overall. (I feel)
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knowsnowt said:
If you sing pomps bits in a calm tone then go full on rage scream with mine it makes a great contrast, making it work overall. (I feel)
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I’ll road test it in Aldi later
 
New song for Adlene Guediora (if he gets signed and comes back to BDTBL)

Ad-a-leeeeene
Gued-i-ora
Likes Kia-or-a
And his mum's called Nora
Come to t'Lane
Signed by Slav
Iska Abramovich
Played two games
And got booked
Reyt lad
Kick them thar cunt
Like Billy Tightshirt
Come on Guediora
See thi later
Good luck to t'lad
Waaaaaaaagh
Blaids

(sung to 'Holding Back The Years' by Simply Red - Live at Steelys)

pommpey
 



pommpey said:
New song for Adlene Guediora (if he gets signed and comes back to BDTBL)

Ad-a-leeeeene
Gued-i-ora
Likes Kia-or-a
And his mum's called Nora
Come to t'Lane
Signed by Slav
Iska Abramovich
Played two games
And got booked
Reyt lad
Kick them thar cunt
Like Billy Tightshirt
Come on Guediora
See thi later
Good luck to t'lad
Waaaaaaaagh
Blaids

(sung to 'Holding Back The Years' by Simply Red - Live at Steelys)

pommpey
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And some say songs posted here will never make it to the terraces. Such a shame.
 
This one just came to me.....

Why do all Kosovan women wear black body warmers.
He's 6'5" and bleeding gorgeous.
Good goode goode
Charlie's his name and he's gonna be bangin grand pal
 
pommpey said:
Sung to 'She's Out of my Life' by Michael Jackson

Hey up Charlie score a goyal
Fuckin' bastid score a goyal
Cum on you Blaids score a goyal
Shoreham Street score a goyal

Ooohsta-ooosta-ooosta-ooosta

We're the Blaids come on United

Needs some work. Etc

pommpey

(first)
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Ooooooh the modern songwriters must be really worried now that you are on the scene. Even Neil Sedaka could be usurped !
 
Was going for the Beach Boys

I'm feeling those good vibrations
He's giving me excitations

Or Herman's Hermits

Something tells me I'm into something good

Then I thought I might as well just join Rainbow Blades and be done with it.
 
A bit of Linda ...... ?




Feelin' better you’ve not signed for Crewe
Feelin' better, you’re not Jordan Slew
You drive a Peugeot, not a Jag-u-ar
So glad you don’t have a flash car

You're so good
You're so good
You're so good
Charlie, you're so good
We’re gonna sing it again
You're so good
You're so good
You're so good
Charlie, you're so good
 
Bell4 said:
I’ll road test it in Aldi later
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Just got in.....

Went first to Waitrose - got 10 secs into the song before i was taken down by two heavies in sun glasses , manhandled into a black van and dumped somewhere on the A61

Moved on to Tesco where i was politely asked to stop singing , then escorted out of the main doors and asked to leave but they softened the blow with a free box of firelighters and a bag of kindling.

Finally went to Aldi -

We ended up doing a 75 person conga around the car park - they fkn loved it

Here ends the market research

Sold out of canoe paddles
 
jono_t2000 said:
How no one has mentioned Johnny B Goode by Chuck Berry yet is a crime against music.

Go Go
Go Charlie Go Go
Go Charlie Go Go
Go Charlie Go Go
Charlie B Goode

(I'll let pommpey write the preceding verse)

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i was literally about to write this out and you beat me to it! has to be the song for Charlie?!
 
Here's to Goode instead of Robinson
Hecky loves you more than you will know
Whoa whoa whoa
God please Goode instead of Robinson
Bramall Lane's the place for you to play
Hey hey hey

(I don't mind Robinson for the record)
 



Love to have a go, but can't compete with the talent on here.

Oh go on then -
To the tune of Rudolf the red nose Reindeer.

You've seen-
Baldock and Egan,
Basham and Stevens,
Sharp and McGoldrick,
O'Connell and Freeman.
But do you recall,
Duffy's Hillsborough goal.

I'm talking about -
The goal that stopped Hillsborough bouncing
I have never laughed so much,
the look on the Dark sides faces
like they'd just been kicked in the crutch.
Oh how the Blade's all love him
As the shouted out with glee.
Duffy you little beauty, you'll go down in History ....

I thank you....... 👍 👍 👍
 
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