Fallowfields team to give the posh a pasting

[Alan Birchenall's hair]

Billy and Mcgoldrick are way past their best. Young forwards should be thrusting to get past them. Which brings me to Mcburnie, Mousset and Brewster. Whereas Sharp and Mcgoldrick are almost always available for selection, the other three...well...they aren't are they? A couple of outings in and around the first team, and they're off for a couple of months. They must have the body strength and conditioning of a chocolate Hobnob. Do extra conditioning work to strengthen parts of the body that are constantly failing. But maybe they're already doing that you say? Well, in that case they're fucked. And so are we if we persist with them......

 

[RecordBreakers]

Billy and Mcgoldrick are way past their best. Young forwards should be thrusting to get past them. Which brings me to Mcburnie, Mousset and Brewster. Whereas Sharp and Mcgoldrick are almost always available for selection, the other three...well...they aren't are they? A couple of outings in and around the first team, and they're off for a couple of months. They must have the body strength and conditioning of a chocolate Hobnob. Do extra conditioning work to strengthen parts of the body that are constantly failing. But maybe they're already doing that you say? Well, in that case they're fucked. And so are we if we persist with them......

Do NOT disrespect a chocolate hob nob in this way, do you not realise the delight and joy those rounded chocolate coated dipping marvels bring to people..