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Bit of a truncated My take as I only managed to get a stream on 35 minutes, by which time C3PO had lost his leg again and given Wolves the lead. Seems like it's his stock-in-trade doesn't it? And still players such as he are not transfer-listed.

It also seems to me that the margin between teams like us and teams like Wolves is 'class'. Whilst Wolves own players who can turn shit on and put teams like us to the sword ... or bring players on who simply go through the gears to do that, we huff and puff with players way below what their bought value was and still rely on three or so old-school evergreens - Sharp, McGoldrick and Basham mainly - to prop up a creaking setup bereft with errors and fuck ups and lapses in concentration. Don't get me wrong, I thought today we still showed we are a better prospect than Slavs shower of don't-wanna-play-like-this losers. We gave Wolves a bit of a game in periods, but we strained and we struggled, and we endeavoured to either overplay it, put in a shit cross or find row Z without their keeper being much troubled. Okay, Didsy missed a sitter and Sharps goal should have stood but we have Tierney who is basically David Ellerary's and Graham Poll's bastard lovechild. We were never gonna get a decision out of him. But for us we have ostensibly low-rent tryhards playing for us. Osborn would be fucking outstanding in Div One, Robinson possibly in the Sheffield Sunday League, players like Hourihane elsewhere but nowhere near our squad. We need a revamp and we need to start right now if we are not to be seen as a failing club again, despite recent resurgences. There's no way we should be stepping up, for example, to allow their two last goals and simply allowing them to be played onside. But we did. It's naivety and it's something we are great at. Its that stuff which remind us of what we actually are, and it sucks a satchel of big dicks.

We brought on substitutes and moved from 5-3-2 to 3-4-2-1 but we still looked vulnerable and behind the speed of play and to me it was only a matter of time before they went further ahead. It was a game that had some small plusses but really was a litmus test of our lack of strength in depth. We played our best and it wasn't good enough so any thoughts of playoffs>autos>promotion need to be tempered.

Outside of this we have a shitload of deadbeat players we now need to have a fire sale for and build the squad around the three veterans to move ahead ... then get solutions for them as they retire ... if we are to move forward. Today was a lesson where we need to be at and we are still a long way from that.

Foderingham 5/10: Fairly blame free game until his gaffe out wide in the box. Loses two points for that
RND 5/10: He's still a bit more fragile than Stevens, especially in the challenge
Robinson 2/10: We need Jack to be moved on now, bless him
Gordon 4/10: He's no Egan. There's room for development but he was caught too far up the pitch at times
Basham 6/10: Still seems to be in the right place and do the right thing, especially when we moved him into midfield
Bogle 5/10: I like Bogle. He's about the only signing Wilder made who has discharged his responsibility adequately but fuck me ... that cross in the second half
Osborn 4/10: Still Timmy Tryhard but nothing on the end of it. He is indicative of 'the gulf in class'
Hourihane 3.5/10: Cut price Norwood
Berge 4.5/10: An unremarkable outing for him
Sharp 5.5/10: Still the only player when the ball is pumped forward you can guarantee he is on the end of it or is challenging
McGoldrick 4/10: Fairly 'okay' game apart from the sitter, for which he loses a point

Freeman 3/10: Way past his best. Wolves bring Moutinho on, we bring Freeman on. Point made. He's like another Jose Baxter to me
Burke 2/10: Like Robinson, I sincerely hope this is his last game in an United shirt. He's fucking rubbish. His FIFA22 player is far better than him even with the settings tweaked downwards
Norwood 3/10: Came on. Started pointing. Did fuck all.
Ndaiye 5/10: At least tried to link and make openings, even though the game was done by the time he was on

No shows for Egan (off to 'Boro, I reckon) Brewster (gerrim selt) McBurnie (I think he's simply fucked off), Davies (?), Baldock (?), Fleck (?), Guediora (lol, he's just this season's Rodwell, isn't he?) and fucking sicknote Moussett.

This January Transfer Window is the best chance for us to straighten out the kinks in our squad and get us all facing the same direction.

pommpey
 

Bit of a truncated My take as I only managed to get a stream on 35 minutes, by which time C3PO had lost his leg again and given Wolves the lead. Seems like it's his stock-in-trade doesn't it? And still players such as he are not transfer-listed.

It also seems to me that the margin between teams like us and teams like Wolves is 'class'. Whilst Wolves own players who can turn shit on and put teams like us to the sword ... or bring players on who simply go through the gears to do that, we huff and puff with players way below what their bought value was and still rely on three or so old-school evergreens - Sharp, McGoldrick and Basham mainly - to prop up a creaking setup bereft with errors and fuck ups and lapses in concentration. Don't get me wrong, I thought today we still showed we are a better prospect than Slavs shower of don't-wanna-play-like-this losers. We gave Wolves a bit of a game in periods, but we strained and we struggled, and we endeavoured to either overplay it, put in a shit cross or find row Z without their keeper being much troubled. Okay, Didsy missed a sitter and Sharps goal should have stood but we have Tierney who is basically David Ellerary's and Graham Poll's bastard lovechild. We were never gonna get a decision out of him. But for us we have ostensibly low-rent tryhards playing for us. Osborn would be fucking outstanding in Div One, Robinson possibly in the Sheffield Sunday League, players like Hourihane elsewhere but nowhere near our squad. We need a revamp and we need to start right now if we are not to be seen as a failing club again, despite recent resurgences. There's no way we should be stepping up, for example, to allow their two last goals and simply allowing them to be played onside. But we did. It's naivety and it's something we are great at. Its that stuff which remind us of what we actually are, and it sucks a satchel of big dicks.

We brought on substitutes and moved from 5-3-2 to 3-4-2-1 but we still looked vulnerable and behind the speed of play and to me it was only a matter of time before they went further ahead. It was a game that had some small plusses but really was a litmus test of our lack of strength in depth. We played our best and it wasn't good enough so any thoughts of playoffs>autos>promotion need to be tempered.

Outside of this we have a shitload of deadbeat players we now need to have a fire sale for and build the squad around the three veterans to move ahead ... then get solutions for them as they retire ... if we are to move forward. Today was a lesson where we need to be at and we are still a long way from that.

Foderingham 5/10: Fairly blame free game until his gaffe out wide in the box. Loses two points for that
RND 5/10: He's still a bit more fragile than Stevens, especially in the challenge
Robinson 2/10: We need Jack to be moved on now, bless him
Gordon 4/10: He's no Egan. There's room for development but he was caught too far up the pitch at times
Basham 6/10: Still seems to be in the right place and do the right thing, especially when we moved him into midfield
Bogle 5/10: I like Bogle. He's about the only signing Wilder made who has discharged his responsibility adequately but fuck me ... that cross in the second half
Osborn 4/10: Still Timmy Tryhard but nothing on the end of it. He is indicative of 'the gulf in class'
Hourihane 3.5/10: Cut price Norwood
Berge 4.5/10: An unremarkable outing for him
Sharp 5.5/10: Still the only player when the ball is pumped forward you can guarantee he is on the end of it or is challenging
McGoldrick 4/10: Fairly 'okay' game apart from the sitter, for which he loses a point

Freeman 3/10: Way past his best. Wolves bring Moutinho on, we bring Freeman on. Point made. He's like another Jose Baxter to me
Burke 2/10: Like Robinson, I sincerely hope this is his last game in an United shirt. He's fucking rubbish. His FIFA22 player is far better than him even with the settings tweaked downwards
Norwood 3/10: Came on. Started pointing. Did fuck all.
Ndaiye 5/10: At least tried to link and make openings, even though the game was done by the time he was on

No shows for Egan (off to 'Boro, I reckon) Brewster (gerrim selt) McBurnie (I think he's simply fucked off), Davies (?), Baldock (?), Fleck (?), Guediora (lol, he's just this season's Rodwell, isn't he?) and fucking sicknote Moussett.

This January Transfer Window is the best chance for us to straighten out the kinks in our squad and get us all facing the same direction.

pommpey
Nailed it
 
Not going to disagree with any of that and like you say,the sooner we fuck some of the dead wood off (if indeed we can, because let's be honest, who'd fucking want some of 'em?).
Gordon looks promising though and hopefully he'll come on with more game time.
Burke though. If he goes,who else is going to provide us with unintentionally hilarious selfies of his horrendous fashion sense?
 
I thought you were spot on about Berge, he looks like he should be really good on a football pitch and occasionally plays like it. But he’s powderpuff and seemed to pass the responsibility a hell of a lot today, like he was scared of the big bad Wolves.
 
Agree with the review. Thought they did okay by our standards we just cant score easy chances, left side of defence just disappeared at one point etc but at least the players got some warm up minutes.

Thing is its okay saying get rid of the dead wood but that would mean we end up with a GK, couple of defenders , couple of kids with promise and two Forwards/Strikers over the hill but still more reliable than the missing ones. We won't even have 11 players.

We are just in a bad bad bad position, we need players, we have no money and if Hecky gets us finishing anywhere in top half of the table he will have done wonders.
 
Bit of a truncated My take as I only managed to get a stream on 35 minutes, by which time C3PO had lost his leg again and given Wolves the lead. Seems like it's his stock-in-trade doesn't it? And still players such as he are not transfer-listed.

It also seems to me that the margin between teams like us and teams like Wolves is 'class'. Whilst Wolves own players who can turn shit on and put teams like us to the sword ... or bring players on who simply go through the gears to do that, we huff and puff with players way below what their bought value was and still rely on three or so old-school evergreens - Sharp, McGoldrick and Basham mainly - to prop up a creaking setup bereft with errors and fuck ups and lapses in concentration. Don't get me wrong, I thought today we still showed we are a better prospect than Slavs shower of don't-wanna-play-like-this losers. We gave Wolves a bit of a game in periods, but we strained and we struggled, and we endeavoured to either overplay it, put in a shit cross or find row Z without their keeper being much troubled. Okay, Didsy missed a sitter and Sharps goal should have stood but we have Tierney who is basically David Ellerary's and Graham Poll's bastard lovechild. We were never gonna get a decision out of him. But for us we have ostensibly low-rent tryhards playing for us. Osborn would be fucking outstanding in Div One, Robinson possibly in the Sheffield Sunday League, players like Hourihane elsewhere but nowhere near our squad. We need a revamp and we need to start right now if we are not to be seen as a failing club again, despite recent resurgences. There's no way we should be stepping up, for example, to allow their two last goals and simply allowing them to be played onside. But we did. It's naivety and it's something we are great at. Its that stuff which remind us of what we actually are, and it sucks a satchel of big dicks.

We brought on substitutes and moved from 5-3-2 to 3-4-2-1 but we still looked vulnerable and behind the speed of play and to me it was only a matter of time before they went further ahead. It was a game that had some small plusses but really was a litmus test of our lack of strength in depth. We played our best and it wasn't good enough so any thoughts of playoffs>autos>promotion need to be tempered.

Outside of this we have a shitload of deadbeat players we now need to have a fire sale for and build the squad around the three veterans to move ahead ... then get solutions for them as they retire ... if we are to move forward. Today was a lesson where we need to be at and we are still a long way from that.

Foderingham 5/10: Fairly blame free game until his gaffe out wide in the box. Loses two points for that
RND 5/10: He's still a bit more fragile than Stevens, especially in the challenge
Robinson 2/10: We need Jack to be moved on now, bless him
Gordon 4/10: He's no Egan. There's room for development but he was caught too far up the pitch at times
Basham 6/10: Still seems to be in the right place and do the right thing, especially when we moved him into midfield
Bogle 5/10: I like Bogle. He's about the only signing Wilder made who has discharged his responsibility adequately but fuck me ... that cross in the second half
Osborn 4/10: Still Timmy Tryhard but nothing on the end of it. He is indicative of 'the gulf in class'
Hourihane 3.5/10: Cut price Norwood
Berge 4.5/10: An unremarkable outing for him
Sharp 5.5/10: Still the only player when the ball is pumped forward you can guarantee he is on the end of it or is challenging
McGoldrick 4/10: Fairly 'okay' game apart from the sitter, for which he loses a point

Freeman 3/10: Way past his best. Wolves bring Moutinho on, we bring Freeman on. Point made. He's like another Jose Baxter to me
Burke 2/10: Like Robinson, I sincerely hope this is his last game in an United shirt. He's fucking rubbish. His FIFA22 player is far better than him even with the settings tweaked downwards
Norwood 3/10: Came on. Started pointing. Did fuck all.
Ndaiye 5/10: At least tried to link and make openings, even though the game was done by the time he was on

No shows for Egan (off to 'Boro, I reckon) Brewster (gerrim selt) McBurnie (I think he's simply fucked off), Davies (?), Baldock (?), Fleck (?), Guediora (lol, he's just this season's Rodwell, isn't he?) and fucking sicknote Moussett.

This January Transfer Window is the best chance for us to straighten out the kinks in our squad and get us all facing the same direction.

pommpey
Davies wife has cancer. He's on compassionate leave
 

Clearly he did.

He looked his usual 'hasn't got a fucking clue' self to me.

Seems like Hecky is just going through the 'this why I am selling him/offloading him' process

pommpey
I have only seen the highlights, but wasn’t that Burke who outran their defence down our right and crossed perfectly for a Billy to force their keeper into an excellent save ?
 
I liked Bogle for about 70 minutes today, then he looked like he switched off and gave up. Got caught in possession a couple of times, had that cross/shot and was nowhere to be seen in defence towards the end.
 
Bit harsh on Burke, put in a lovely run and cross for Billy who should have netted....

Lowest mark for me today goes to the twat stood behind me shouting to the "Lino" for 90 minutes....he thought he was fucking hilarious. Dick.

Also agree about Burke, did go for a bit of a stroll in our half once but did look the part on or going for the ball.

Thought Berge contributed more than usual but he still seems like he's holding something back. Opposition players seem to have more confidence in his ability than he does.
 
When you want to sell the oranges, you put the big juicy looking ones in the front window..

Hope this helps with everybody's questions on the questionable substitutions and team selections today..
 
Could be Wolves year for the FA Cup. A Wolves vs West Ham final.
When was the last time two teams starting with the same letter met in the final?

Just seen Billy's goal. Hardly high when their bloke ducks his head. Deserves to get his nogging kicked.
 
Bit of a truncated My take as I only managed to get a stream on 35 minutes, by which time C3PO had lost his leg again and given Wolves the lead. Seems like it's his stock-in-trade doesn't it? And still players such as he are not transfer-listed.

It also seems to me that the margin between teams like us and teams like Wolves is 'class'. Whilst Wolves own players who can turn shit on and put teams like us to the sword ... or bring players on who simply go through the gears to do that, we huff and puff with players way below what their bought value was and still rely on three or so old-school evergreens - Sharp, McGoldrick and Basham mainly - to prop up a creaking setup bereft with errors and fuck ups and lapses in concentration. Don't get me wrong, I thought today we still showed we are a better prospect than Slavs shower of don't-wanna-play-like-this losers. We gave Wolves a bit of a game in periods, but we strained and we struggled, and we endeavoured to either overplay it, put in a shit cross or find row Z without their keeper being much troubled. Okay, Didsy missed a sitter and Sharps goal should have stood but we have Tierney who is basically David Ellerary's and Graham Poll's bastard lovechild. We were never gonna get a decision out of him. But for us we have ostensibly low-rent tryhards playing for us. Osborn would be fucking outstanding in Div One, Robinson possibly in the Sheffield Sunday League, players like Hourihane elsewhere but nowhere near our squad. We need a revamp and we need to start right now if we are not to be seen as a failing club again, despite recent resurgences. There's no way we should be stepping up, for example, to allow their two last goals and simply allowing them to be played onside. But we did. It's naivety and it's something we are great at. Its that stuff which remind us of what we actually are, and it sucks a satchel of big dicks.

We brought on substitutes and moved from 5-3-2 to 3-4-2-1 but we still looked vulnerable and behind the speed of play and to me it was only a matter of time before they went further ahead. It was a game that had some small plusses but really was a litmus test of our lack of strength in depth. We played our best and it wasn't good enough so any thoughts of playoffs>autos>promotion need to be tempered.

Outside of this we have a shitload of deadbeat players we now need to have a fire sale for and build the squad around the three veterans to move ahead ... then get solutions for them as they retire ... if we are to move forward. Today was a lesson where we need to be at and we are still a long way from that.

Foderingham 5/10: Fairly blame free game until his gaffe out wide in the box. Loses two points for that
RND 5/10: He's still a bit more fragile than Stevens, especially in the challenge
Robinson 2/10: We need Jack to be moved on now, bless him
Gordon 4/10: He's no Egan. There's room for development but he was caught too far up the pitch at times
Basham 6/10: Still seems to be in the right place and do the right thing, especially when we moved him into midfield
Bogle 5/10: I like Bogle. He's about the only signing Wilder made who has discharged his responsibility adequately but fuck me ... that cross in the second half
Osborn 4/10: Still Timmy Tryhard but nothing on the end of it. He is indicative of 'the gulf in class'
Hourihane 3.5/10: Cut price Norwood
Berge 4.5/10: An unremarkable outing for him
Sharp 5.5/10: Still the only player when the ball is pumped forward you can guarantee he is on the end of it or is challenging
McGoldrick 4/10: Fairly 'okay' game apart from the sitter, for which he loses a point

Freeman 3/10: Way past his best. Wolves bring Moutinho on, we bring Freeman on. Point made. He's like another Jose Baxter to me
Burke 2/10: Like Robinson, I sincerely hope this is his last game in an United shirt. He's fucking rubbish. His FIFA22 player is far better than him even with the settings tweaked downwards
Norwood 3/10: Came on. Started pointing. Did fuck all.
Ndaiye 5/10: At least tried to link and make openings, even though the game was done by the time he was on

No shows for Egan (off to 'Boro, I reckon) Brewster (gerrim selt) McBurnie (I think he's simply fucked off), Davies (?), Baldock (?), Fleck (?), Guediora (lol, he's just this season's Rodwell, isn't he?) and fucking sicknote Moussett.

This January Transfer Window is the best chance for us to straighten out the kinks in our squad and get us all facing the same direction.

pommpey
Face it Pompey , we are pretty much fucked aren't we ?
How has the team of January 2020 become this shit in 2 years ?
It's the fastest fall from grace I can recall - shit bottom of the PL + down by January 2021.
Penniless by July 2021 despite selling our only fit saleable asset at that time.
Still skint and playing 2 old men up front , one of whom can't hit a barn door with a banjo.
Someone on here said Hecky needs to be a miracle worker.
They're not wrong.
I'll now read the other responses to your post and see if there are any glimmers of hope on offer ...
 
I have only seen the highlights, but wasn’t that Burke who outran their defence down our right and crossed perfectly for a Billy to force their keeper into an excellent save ?

Okay. So he got his shirt pulled, v Arsenal, scored v Bristol Rovers, scored v Man U and ran down the wing today and crossed it.

Great player

pommpey
 
When you want to sell the oranges, you put the big juicy looking ones in the front window..

Hope this helps with everybody's questions on the questionable substitutions and team selections today..

Aye. Big juicy ones. Ones which everyone might fancy a chomp out of.

Trouble is, most of ours are skinned and badly.

pommpey
 
Felt Berge had a better game than you score him for. He’s the only player I feel has that ‘premier league quality’, he just lacks a good forward runner to link up with or wingers who attack with purpose.
He's our only saleable asset so if he proves his fitness he'll hopefully be gone by the end of the month and we can sign a CB or two and some energetic
 
I'm mostly in agreement, though the ratings are a touch harsh on everyone apart from Basham.

Wes' mistake was obvious but he would've got stick for not coming for it, and thank christ he decided to let go before carrying it out of the area. If we think the goalkeeper situation is bad right now, imagine if the one semi-reliable option is suspended.

Gordon's summary is wild! 4 out of 10, 5 out of 10, whatever, that doesn't really matter. But to say a lad with half a dozen games in non-league and a couple of hours in a Blades shirt "is no Egan"...I mean, what was the expectation?

With respect to both players, if Gordon's flaw was getting caught up the pitch I think this season's viewing would suggest he very much is Egan.

Any comparison between us and Wolves is moot. It can't be put in a nutshell or summed up by individuals. They're years in front of us and we overachieved to take 4 pts off them in 19/20. Two years later, their worst players are better than our best.
 
If we don't get in the play offs,or at least get the dead wood out in this window,we will have wasted more than a whole calendar year,going nowhere,doing nothing,and the recruitment to replace the dead wood has still not even begun.Even a team like Huddersfield are in better shape than us because they have got players in who are taking them forward,seem to have a recruitment policy run by people who can spot a player,and those players will have resale value if they continue to develop.
 
Could be Wolves year for the FA Cup. A Wolves vs West Ham final.
When was the last time two teams starting with the same letter met in the final?

Just seen Billy's goal. Hardly high when their bloke ducks his head. Deserves to get his nogging kicked.
Not that long ago. Arsenal v Aston villa
 

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