Is there any circumstance that you'd consider letting a vicious alsation onto the pitch?

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Only scenario I could envisage is if Vinny Jones came here as a manager and cuffed someone upside their neck.. Billy for instance.. Not that Billy would have any trouble taking Vinny down, but I've been having alsation dreams lately, and given my first love is football I'm naturally presuming, given enough uninterrupted sleep, my dreams will progress that way. It wouldn't be the first time I've been down the whole animal on the pitch violence slumber road. 🤔
 



Yes. If Wendy fans invaded the pitch in celebration of their team getting a goalless draw at the Lane, then I would have no hesitation in untieing Fido from the post that I tie him to when I go for a slash or a meat pie at half time and tell him to go bite the piggies. I would probably get him warmed up to the task first by getting him a pork product like a sausage roll to really get him focused on the task in hand. Then I would unleash him like a scene from Hound of the Baskervilles, and heartily laugh as I watched them get bitten hard by Fido, and them skiddaddle back to whence they came.

I've no doubt that Fido would be roundly cheered to the rafters too, by all associated with SUFC, and even by the police and probably boss hog Darren Moore too. He would probably get a medal presented to him on Look North as well.
 
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knowsnowt said:
Only scenario I could envisage is if Vinny Jones came here as a manager and cuffed someone upside their neck.. Billy for instance.. Not that Billy would have any trouble taking Vinny down, but I've been having alsation dreams lately, and given my first love is football I'm naturally presuming, given enough uninterrupted sleep, my dreams will progress that way. It wouldn't be the first time I've been down the whole animal on the pitch violence slumber road. 🤔
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Stay off the strong cheese and brandy before sleeping 😂
 
Given that I've never been on the hallowed turf myself during my long career as a supporter the obvious answer is - hell, yes!

This would create sufficient a diversion to preoccupy the stewards allowing me just enough time to to scoot down the wing like Woody, blow Currie like kisses to the adoring fans just prior to blazing the ball over the bar a la Brewster warm up.
 
Hard to see a scenario where it would be needed, but perhaps we could train it to attack referees when they are putting in a poor performance.
 
Just for the sake of clarification are we talking.

-Police Dog Variety

or

- A person of Eastern French origin

Funnily enough after a quick Google Ismael the West Brom manager is an Alsatian
 
mancunianblade said:
Just for the sake of clarification are we talking.

-Police Dog Variety

or

- A person of Eastern French origin

Funnily enough after a quick Google Ismael the West Brom manager is an Alsatian
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Well he does shit on the pitch.
 
I think we can make this happen when Ainsworth next visits the lane. I'd like to see a vicious pitbull go down the touchline after him. :D
 
"When I was a child, I spoke and thought and reasoned as a child. But when I grew up, I put away childish things." 1 Corinthians 13:11
 
Did we (Brits) start calling them Alsatians (note correct spelling) during WW2, because we didn't want them to be known as German Shepherds, the correct name for the breed? I've heard that a few times but might just be BS or an urban myth.
 



Weasel said:
Yes. If Wendy fans invaded the pitch in celebration of their team getting a goalless draw at the Lane, then I would have no hesitation in untieing Fido from the post that I tie him to when I go for a slash or a meat pie at half time and tell him to go bite the piggies. I would probably get him warmed up to the task first by getting him a pork product like a sausage roll to really get him focused on the task in hand. Then I would unleash him like a scene from Hound of the Baskervilles, and heartily laugh as I watched them get bitten hard by Fido, and them skiddaddle back to whence they came.

I've no doubt that Fido would be roundly cheered to the rafters too, by all associated with SUFC, and even by the police and probably boss hog Darren Moore too. He would probably get a medal presented to him on Look North as well.
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Point of order m'lord. Wednesday don't do 'goalless draws' these are commonly known as 'wins'.
 
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