The only man who can save our season

[DronnieBlade]

Maybe a career in fashion Oli ???

One in footie isn’t panning out. Is it ??

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[Blad]

I refuse to believe anything other than he is in an abusive relationship, no other explanation for him looking like a fucking prick. The lass gives him a clip every now and again to keep him in check, only lets him out to play football (no laughing) and any spare time she dresses him up like a fashion test dummy then forces him probably at knife point to get the train down to London, makes him sit out side trendy coffee shops, gives him the death stare every now and again and proceeds to take photos of herself, and him while he looks at the floor because eye contact could result in a clip.

This is all in the hope she maybe one day gets spotted by a fashion scout, she has set her sights on getting herself into fashion magazines as a true fashion trendsetter. Its never happening love, you look silly.

Where are this lads family and friends for Gods sake.

Never know he could just be shockingly shit at football because of this lass.

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

I refuse to believe anything other than he is in an abusive relationship, no other explanation for him looking like a fucking prick. The lass gives him a clip every now and again to keep him in check, only lets him out to play football (no laughing) and any spare time she dresses him up like a fashion test dummy then forces him probably at knife point to get the train down to London, makes him sit out side trendy coffee shops, gives him the death stare every now and again and proceeds to take photos of herself, and him while he looks at the floor because eye contact could result in a clip.

This is all in the hope she maybe one day gets spotted by a fashion scout, she has set her sights on getting herself into fashion magazines as a true fashion trendsetter. Its never happening love, you look silly.

Where are this lads family and friends for Gods sake.

Never know he could just be shockingly shit at football because of this lass.

"Fashion test dummy." I like it - wish I'd thought of that.

 

[Alan Birchenall's hair]

Here's Frank Worthington from when footy players knew how to dress. Look and learn Ollie....

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

Here's Frank Worthington from when footy players knew how to dress. Look and learn Ollie....
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So much better.

 

[Alan Birchenall's hair]

And it's fair to say Frank could actually hit the back of the net. Ollie? Not so much. And his gals didn't have that embalmed, orange tint....

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

And it's fair to say Frank could actually hit the back of the net. Ollie? Not so much. And his gals didn't have that embalmed, orange tint....

Embalmed orange is the new black....

 

[Swinton Blade]

The latest BURKEWATCH update has arrived.
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Love to see the reaction of the guys in the security room when they pop up on camera.

Plus is Gavin John on a wind up?

 

[Plymouthblade]

Least he got a blades ring on his little finger UTB Oli

 

[BerksBlade]

Not your conventional Shoot! "focus on" answers...

 

[Gin&Juice]

Love to see the reaction of the guys in the security room when they pop up on camera.

Plus is Gavin John on a wind up?

Gavin John is a monumental cunt and very strange individual. So no I doubt he’s on the wind up.

 

[Guesty]

Not your conventional Shoot! "focus on" answers...


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I see one of his best mates is Dave Lister, Ringer and The Cat must feel slighted.

 

[Guesty]

I see one of his best mates is Dave Lister, Ringer and The Cat must feel slighted.

*Rimmer, obviously - I type this on my phone and didn't spot the auto-correct until it was too late!

 

[DronnieBlade]

Strikes me that some folks rate players based on their wearing gold lame stone island jackets above anything they ever do on a pitch .

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