View from Sheffield Utd

[riselikeasalmon]

Is fucking embarrassing tonight.

bedwetters, look at me’s and pigs united

 

[Oldun]

The only embarrassing thing is our league position

 

[yorkshirecoast]

Is fucking embarrassing tonight.

bedwetters, look at me’s and pigs united

You’re right. We were fucking brilliant - as we were in the first two games and the whole of last season.

 

[Keef Chedwyn]

Is fucking embarrassing tonight.

bedwetters, look at me’s and pigs united

Don't forget lefties and do-gooders.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Is fucking embarrassing tonight.

bedwetters, look at me’s and pigs united

Look at me yay

I'm a Super Blade yay

Shurrup idiot

 

[Scarebus]

Well, I for one am happy to be spoon fed dog shit because it's got a blades badge on it. Who's with me?

 

[Vass Borbokis]

I take my hat off to anyone who can watch that absolute shower of shit and remain positive. There wasn't many in the stands sharing your outlook tonight.

 

[Digs blade]

Is fucking embarrassing tonight.

bedwetters, look at me’s and pigs united

You’ve got to call it as you see it.

I’m as passionate about united as the next person, I love them with all my heart but that performance tonight was embarrassing. If you think it’s embarrassing that I call that performance embarrassing then I don’t know what you want from me

 

[Oldun]

Well, I for one am happy to be spoon fed dog shit because it's got a blades badge on it. Who's with me?

Not me

 

[riselikeasalmon]

Never said I was happy about a single part of tonight

never said I am a Super Blade

 

[JJBlade]

I take my hat off to anyone who can watch that absolute shower of shit and remain positive. There wasn't many in the stands sharing your outlook tonight.

I don't
They should be certified and locked up
Gullible stupid clap happy twats

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Never said I was happy about a single part of tonight

never said I am a Super Blade

Then don't insult fellow Blades that have some concerns right now.

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

Don't forget lefties and do-gooders.

And the vegans. They must have had a hand in this somewhere - the fiends!

 

[Jon Bon II]

And the vegans. They must have had a hand in this somewhere - the fiends!

But It'll all get blamed on the Pineapple Supremacists, you watch...

 

[Cheesebored]

Well, I for one am happy to be spoon fed dog shit because it's got a blades badge on it. Who's with me?

Teaspoon or tablespoon? Which badge, Sheffield coat of arms or current version?

 

[lazyfecklessblade]

You’re right. We should be ashamed of ourselves for the outbursts.

Getting completely bullied by the only team we managed to outplay twice last season is commendable, and doesn’t warrant a reaction.

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

Is fucking embarrassing tonight.

bedwetters, look at me’s and pigs united

Does that include the 2,000 brave souls that performed off the field a million times better than those on the field?

 

[Drunk blade]

Never said I was happy about a single part of tonight

never said I am a Super Blade

You are though you're super, well done on being the biggest blade in the world

 

[Lane Ender]

You’ve got to call it as you see it.

I’m as passionate about united as the next person, I love them with all my heart but that performance tonight was embarrassing. If you think it’s embarrassing that I call that performance embarrassing then I don’t know what you want from me

That was as bad as Southend

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

We're short on confidence
We're short on ideas
We're short on tactics
We're have no shape
We don't create chances
We don't defend well
We don't score goals.

We're really poor.

 

[itsinyerblood]

I waited just in case someone realised their significance, but it seems I have to take responsibility for mentioning the role of sodomites, that group of morally bankrupt heathens who clearly influence our approach to the tactical arts.

Never mind yer Pirlos, we seem intent on emphasising the width of the pitch to the exclusion of anything else - pass back, sideways, then back again, then sideways, and joy of joys, the occasional adventure forward resulting in the rise of expectation and hope, only to feel the air of desperation through our nostrils as a predictable cluelessness takes a grip.........we're in a bad place, my instincts suggest it could become our norm, at least for quite some time. I'd love to be proved wrong, but the buck seems to have stopped at the top of our food chain. For a second consecutive season our pre-season recruitment has become an afterthought, a secondary matter that will be tackled later, not now, but much, much later, as if the problems that have engulfed us aren't drastic enough.

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

But It'll all get blamed on the Pineapple Supremacists, you watch...

Shh - was trying to draw attention away from us.....

 

[HackeyBlade]

We're short on confidence
We're short on ideas
We're short on tactics
We're have no shape
We don't create chances
We don't defend well
We don't score goals.

We're really poor.

There's the start of a song in there somewhere

 

[Grey Blade]

There's the start of a song in there somewhere

We've had a shot, we've had a shot, Sheffield United, we've had shot, and repeat

 

[blade too long]

We could play some of the women's team as they at least attack and score goals
Being dropped for a woman might be the kick up the arse they need

 

[HackeyBlade]

We've had a shot, we've had a shot, Sheffield United, we've had shot, and repeat

We don't defend well
We can't even score
We've barely even had a shot
We are fucking poor
We are fucking poor

To the tune of "Chris Wilder Came Home"

Bernie Taupin eat your heart out

 

[Stegosaurus]

Hi, Stegosaurus here

My merger idea to get some of the Wednesday lads in and boost the coffers by combining thr two teams isn't looking too silly now.

 

[Freddie]

That was as bad as Southend

After which the keeper and left sided defender were binned and never played again. Resulting in promotion. Sounds like a plan.

 

[Kev Gee]

Hi, Stegosaurus here

My merger idea to get some of the Wednesday lads in and boost the coffers by combining thr two teams isn't looking too silly now.

Shut the fuck up you absolute claxon.

 

[Gavlar]

We're short on confidence
We're short on ideas
We're short on tactics
We're have no shape
We don't create chances
We don't defend well
We don't score goals.

We're really poor.

Sounds catchy, what tune is it?