Right, it's past 6am on the 1st July and still no sign of him. Where the hell is he? Not good enough. I hope he realises what's in his in-tray..
From the top:-
Hand over meeting with Hecky
Group meeting with first team squad
Face to face meetings with Bryan and Slater - to discuss their futures, - or not!!
Zoom meeting with Sander (where the hell is he)?
Zoom call with Rammers to his hotel room in Rome to tell him to stick the Gunners up his ARSEnal
Kick out Lunny when he returns to the training ground as he forgot to clear out his locker yesterday. (bet he's never ran so fast in the last 12 months)
Check out the reported leak we've heard so much about over these last 6 months.
That's before we get onto all the media circus crap.
Shop manager to Slav:-
'Hi Mr J. Could you pop into the shop at some point and have a photo of you holding our brand new home shirt?
Slav to manager:-
'If it ain't got a black pinstripe, I ain't doing it'.
Then a call from the media team:-
'Hi Slav. On your way up to the training ground, could you drop into the Lane as we'd like to do the welcome video of you?
The shoot will be set in a darkened room with red strobe lighting in the background with you sat on a swivel chair, back to camera.
As the music and the lighting intensifies you slowly spin round to face the camera with a big smile on your face'.
Slav to media team:-
'OH, F*** OFF, I don't do smiles'.