WTF is wrong with our club?!!

[GreasyChipBeattie]

Hooray. We finally have a new manager in place but durrr, we also have a new season coming up. NO new signings yet. NO friendlies played yet. We don't even know who we play first game of the season yet. F******g pathetic United

 

[Flatulent_Bob]

Announce Matlock!!!

 

[ChuntyMalone]

And why do we not know yet whether the sponsor's logo will be white, black, or green on the away kit that hasn't yet been released?? FUMIN'!

 

[Stegosaurus]

Hi Stegosaurus here

On the plus side, Lunny is gonna renew. Thatll cheer you all up.

 

[Houston_Blade]

Weerz 3rd kit?

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

Hooray. We finally have a new manager in place but durrr, we also have a new season coming up. NO new signings yet. NO friendlies played yet. We don't even know who we play first game of the season yet. F******g pathetic United

Don't forget, we need the Kop pillars gone before August too.

 

[knowsnowt]

McCabe has sold the land behind the kop to Sheffield dwarfism society. They've started a team. and are to build their ground on it.
Theyve already announced their fixtures and kick off will be 3pm saturday, meaning all out games will be played on a Sunday at 11.
Typical United and Sheffield. Council.

 

[AnotherBlade]

Wonder if Lunny takes up an extention we did not know about then gets fucked off by Slav a few days later, like Woolford did

 

[Nosworthys Throw]

Wonder if Lunny takes up an extention we did not know about then gets fucked off by Slav a few days later, like Woolford did

Hammond

 

[bypassblade]

Let's face it even we can names United's pre season games in this country, Worksop, Stocksbridge, Matlock Town, some teams in Scotland but remember covid will have made it a damned sight harder to book foreign friendlies, even Scotland may not happen.

 

[The Crab]

Announce Matlock!!!

 

[Ralph Blade]

Don’t even know if it’s Lincoln or Blackpool away on New Years Day, seethin’

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

 

[AnotherBlade]

Hammond

DOH!!!!

 

[Newbury Blade]

Hooray. We finally have a new manager in place but durrr, we also have a new season coming up. NO new signings yet. NO friendlies played yet. We don't even know who we play first game of the season yet. F******g pathetic United

No ambishun.

 

[Grumps]

Hooray. We finally have a new manager in place but durrr, we also have a new season coming up. NO new signings yet. NO friendlies played yet. We don't even know who we play first game of the season yet. F******g pathetic United

New signings from 1st July and I guess friendly game’s the same.The fixtures are out on the 24th June.

 

[MobileBlade]

I'm with you all. Can't believe we don't know who lost the play-off final this Saturday.

 

[Swinton Blade]

New signings from 1st July and I guess friendly game’s the same.The fixtures are out on the 24th June.

Why 1st of July for new signings?

 

[Nosworthys Throw]

Heard a rumour pies are going up,

Season ticket in ashes and pissed on

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

Heard a rumour pies are going up,

Season ticket in ashes and pissed on

Car park protest imminent. Pitchforks and torches at the ready.

 

[Grumps]

Why 1st of July for new signings?

That’s when SJ starts as manager is contract with is present club runs out on 30thJune. There’s a chance if he has told the board of the players he wants, but how would he know what players are needed without seeing what he’s got

 

[NAP]

Not only all the above but Sky have also not announced which of our games are kicking off at 12 noon on Sundays yet

 

[Nah den]

That’s when SJ starts as manager is contract with is present club runs out on 30thJune. There’s a chance if he has told the board of the players he wants, but how would he know what players are needed without seeing what he’s got

He's probably made a decent assessment based on our games this season on TV.

 

[Flatulent_Bob]

That’s when SJ starts as manager is contract with is present club runs out on 30thJune. There’s a chance if he has told the board of the players he wants, but how would he know what players are needed without seeing what he’s got

Has someone nicked his Tele and laptop?

 

[CrookesBlade]

“Where are the signings? We are going to go into the season with no new signings” - 5th July til first signing is made

“Where is the new kit? We aren’t going to have a kit for the new season are we, tinpot!” Early June til kit release in July

“When is the kit in the shops? I won’t have one in time for my holidays” Kit launch til kit release a week later

“Where are the season cards? they won’t be here for the start of the season” All summer long til somebody points out the club only replace lost or damaged ones.

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

Has someone nicked his Tele and laptop?

Failing that, we must still have the fax machine somewhere?

 

[Aston max]

Bet fax machine is fucked again

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

“Where are the signings? We are going to go into the season with no new signings” - 5th July til first signing is made

“Where is the new kit? We aren’t going to have a kit for the new season are we, tinpot!” Early June til kit release in July

“When is the kit in the shops? I won’t have one in time for my holidays” Kit launch til kit release a week later

“Where are the season cards? they won’t be here for the start of the season” All summer long til somebody points out the club only replace lost or damaged ones.

I need a new one. I'm already suffering pre panic syndrome in advance of the actual panic I'm going to feel in the week before kick off when it hasn't arrived.

 

[Grumps]

Has someone nicked his Tele and laptop?

 

[Sean Thornton]

Has someone nicked his Tele and laptop?

They would show him Lunny is a lazy wank big headed wage thief, when the reality, that we all know, is that he’s top class and in great demand from all the top clubs.