Middlesboro 0 - Sheffield United 9

[tincan]

Just to cheer us up, the ladies come to our rescue. Some great play here :

 

[bypassblade]

That's Saturday's team picked for the Brighton game

 

[themaninblack]

That number 8 can cross a ball!

 

[Snowflake]

That number 8 can cross a ball!

Maybe Baldock and McBurnie should watch the first goal !

 

[bromtom]

That number 8 can cross a ball!

Maddie Cusack, she's quality, scored some belters last season too. Also works for the club, does press release type stuff for the community Foundation and whatnot.

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Hat-trick for the Sky reporter.

 

[Bladesthorpe]

Who the hell was in goal for Boro ? Simmo's daughter.

 

[Swinton Blade]

Who the hell was in goal for Boro ? Simmo's daughter.

Goalkeepr Coach too.

 

[wak1889]

Just to cheer us up, the ladies come to our rescue. Some great play here :

Keeper

 

[CarlMcBlade]

That's Saturday's team picked for the Brighton game

We’ve got another game? I thought we could pack in now we’re relegated.

 

[Varkanoid]

Its the season where every other team but the 1st Team has done really well.

 

[Weasel]

I think i might start watching SUFC woman instead of the men. They can score 9 goals in a game, half of the entire seasons goal tally of the men in 90 mins....

Good work ladies. Lads hang your heads.

 

[Large Mendonca]

Great win but gawd, how awful were the opposition in that game??

 

[tincan]

Great win but gawd, how awful were the opposition in that game??

Aye, uncle Neil must have used a whole tube of sudocream for that.....

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

Just to cheer us up, the ladies come to our rescue. Some great play here :

Now they DO look good in pink!

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

Aye, uncle Neil must have used a whole tube of sudocream for that.....

A like but a wince also.

 

[tincan]

A like but a wince also.

Which would you rather see, beautiful football from the blades, or uncle Neil keks down, tackle out and soothing his pain

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

Which would you rather see, beautiful football from the blades, or uncle Neil keks down, tackle out and soothing his pain

The former, always the former....

 

[Balham]

Great win but gawd, how awful were the opposition in that game??

9 goals for United and I think every one came down our right/their left. I rewatched it after wak1889 's comments and maybe it's a keeper's union thing but I don't think I'd apportion too much blame to Boro's keeper except to say that perhaps she's not tall enough to play in net given how many went in just under the crossbar.

 

[wak1889]

9 goals for United and I think every one came down our right/their left. I rewatched it after wak1889 's comments and maybe it's a keeper's union thing but I don't think I'd apportion too much blame to Boro's keeper except to say that perhaps she's not tall enough to play in net given how many went in just under the crossbar.

If male goalkeepers played in women's football 90% of games would be nil nil

 

[CoatesyBlade]

Cheer us up? I think I’m even more depressed now after watching that!

 

[Swinton Blade]

9 goals for United and I think every one came down our right/their left. I rewatched it after wak1889 's comments and maybe it's a keeper's union thing but I don't think I'd apportion too much blame to Boro's keeper except to say that perhaps she's not tall enough to play in net given how many went in just under the crossbar.

Do they use the same size goalpost as in the mens game?

If so they could alter them tbh. The average size of a GK in the mens game is 6ft 3in, the womans game is 5ft 8in.