Comedian masquarading as a footballer....

[scouseblade]

Wheres no.3 shirt. Please tell me we arent picking up most of his wages?

 

[Pinchy]

It's on Nosworthy's back, sadly. There are currently a number of shirts on the backs of players who fit your description. One of them is the very next number in the sequence.

 

[super_pig]

fair play pinchy.. you 'never' miss the opportunity do you?.. if only our strikers were so sharp

 

[Pinchy]

Its because I care s-p!

I'm actually foolish enough to aspire to something better for our club, but do I get any thanks for it....

 

[raul]

Pinch, you CAN make a difference.

Get the "We:heart: Hoofing" Tees knocked up and buy the place with the proceeds.

Put me down for a medium.

 

[Muttley]

Medium? Is your lass not making cakes anymore?

 

[Grecian2000]

He's bought one of those mirrors you get at Blackpool pleasure beach. Started shopping at "Big and Tall" at the bottom of the Moor and everything.

 

[Pinchy]

Pinch, you CAN make a difference.

Get the "We:heart: Hoofing" Tees knocked up and buy the place with the proceeds.

Put me down for a medium.

An inspired suggestion, as ever, Raul. I just might do it you know! Will I get a discount for 20,000?