If we get a result tonight...

[DifferentClass]

...I will proudly smear myself in coronavirus-infected shit, shove a Wednesday flag up my arse and run naked through Meadowhall before eating a Dairy Milk out of Tango's fat hairy arsehole in the middle of Oasis.

Anyone up for outbidding me?

 

[Snake]

That's a load of bollocks. No way has Tango got a hairy arsehole.

 

[Wards]

...I will proudly smear myself in coronavirus-infected shit, shove a Wednesday flag up my arse and run naked through Meadowhall before eating a Dairy Milk out of Tango's fat hairy arsehole in the middle of Oasis.

Anyone up for outbidding me?

I’ll insert the Dairy Milk

 

[8lade]

The youth of today ...

 

[Guesty]

Technically a loss is 'a result', so basically your only hope now is that the game gets voided somehow.

 

[BigBed]

I’ll insert the Dairy Milk

Il make sure it's secure with a 14lb hammer.

 

[Yank]

If we get a result I'll call my mother-n-law

 

[dn5 shaun]

If we get a result I'll call my mother-n-law

if we get a result i'll call your mother-in-law

 

[Flumps]

Quite fancy a dairy milk now actually

 

[ghandi]

We will deffo get a result tonight A win, lose or draw is a result. Check after the game under Premier football results if you don't believe me.

 

[Tezza1889]

...I will proudly smear myself in coronavirus-infected shit, shove a Wednesday flag up my arse and run naked through Meadowhall before eating a Dairy Milk out of Tango's fat hairy arsehole in the middle of Oasis.

Anyone up for outbidding me?

Getting nervous yet old bean..