CONFIRMED Rhian Brewster

[Jon Bon II]

Tomato sauce on fish, chips and mushy peas- yay or nay?

It's a yay for me every time. Salt, vinegar and a couple of dollops of the red stuff. Yummmmmmmm.....

 

[Mesut Özil's Lawnmower]

I think a few are forgetting the big question here: what exactly were in The Bettis Boxes?

This thread shouldn’t really close till that answer is sufficiently provided.

Printed copies of every page in this thread

They wouldn't let Brewster sign til he'd read every last page which is why we didn't get it done in time for him to be able to play Arsenal

 

[manxblade]

Something something repeating other people 401

 

[FatPaul]

Tomato sauce on fish, chips and mushy peas- yay or nay?

It's a yay for me every time. Salt, vinegar and a couple of dollops of the red stuff. Yummmmmmmm.....

I've said before, chips are just a vessel for getting ketchup into me gob.

 

[Muttley]

Mushy peas? Never. Smelly bloody crap.

 

[Leon Orton]

Just pissing blah,blah 400 pages get on with it werz our no24

 

[JOEYDEE]

Remember, Chris Wilder is one of us. He's as committed as we are to get this thread to the 400 pages mark. Him and Klopp are probably sat there Whatsapping each other gifs while refreshing this forum.

As long as its not GILF'S. !!

 

[Mesut Özil's Lawnmower]

Which will happen first?

My FIFA 21 finishes installing or Rhian is announced?

Full disclosure: I've been installing FIFA since 1am Thursday morning, it's on 96.1%, my Xbox is connected to my mobile hotspot and the estimate completion time keeps fluctuating from 1 hour to 10 hours

 

[GodricBlade]

Tomato sauce on fish, chips and mushy peas- yay or nay?

It's a yay for me every time. Salt, vinegar and a couple of dollops of the red stuff. Yummmmmmmm.....

I go in phases & I’m in a ‘brown sauce & beans’ with my fish & chips phase at the moment.
Red sauce & peas is a thing though.
If Brewster signs - I might splash out on a curry sauce accompaniment too.
I know. I’m a fool with my money.....

 

[Karaoke Blade]

Stuffed cabbage casserole. Sounds horrendous.

 

[Greg.]

Social media guy only works 9-5 during the week

 

[BobblesBlade]

A tip for everyone. Don’t check this thread for a while. When you do, just go to the latest page. Most pages are people just repeating other people so we can get this thread to 400

A tip for everyone. Don’t check this thread for a while. When you do, just go to the latest page. Most pages are people just repeating other people so we can get this thread to 400
Lol

 

[Grandmanasty]

Can I be the first to say Good luck to the lad?

 

[CW7]

Do we have any info on how much he will cost?

 

[Muttley]

Nearly as much as Chansiri's overspend.

 

[ucandomagic]

Rhian Brewster is just 20 years old.

He has created probably the most remarkable thread in the history of football.

He is holding the dreams of 30,000 grown men and women - many of us pensioners - in his feet.

But he is coming from Anfield - where they know what football means to people like us.

Not a matter of life and death - more important than that.

Let’s just fucking do this Rhian - for Tufty, Shanks and us real football fans.

Magic Times

 

[LudlamBlade]

Can I be the first to say Good luck to the lad?

Trust me, at this point no one is the first to say anything in this thread, whatever it is they might be saying

 

[007]

Mushy peas? Never. Smelly bloody crap.

Always mushy peas - aka Yorkshire caviar

 

[ThatJa]

What's everyone having for tea?

To keep the thread on Topic, I think Brewster will check out the chippy across from the Kop for his tea.

 

[Bladebri]

Who are we buying?

 

[Muttley]

That explains it. I'm in Derbyshire

 

[Jon Bon II]

A tip for everyone. Don’t check this thread for a while. When you do, start from the first page. Most pages are crammed full of facts, top tips, humour and gratuitous female nudity. It really is a good read that you will keep picking up again and again....

 

[bongleblade]

I just realised... the buyback protects us as well as liverpool, it means that a club with larger budget whose success could entice Rhian will be fended off from making an offer, so the only way he would be leaving is if he reaches that elite level which Liverpool require, and if that happens then it's bloody good news for us in the next 2-3 seasons.

Or let's say Rhian does well, picking up 10 goals a season or so and piques the interest of the Leicester, Arsenal and Everton's of the PL. This is the point where Liverpool will either buy him themselves, or turn down the chance, which leaves us open to negotiate a higher fee than £40m reported, all the scenarios are win for us... Rhian will be staying for the foreseeable, leaving us for the best club in england or leaving for a higher fee elsewhere.

 

[Le Cynique]

Trust me, at this point no one is the first to say anything in this thread, whatever it is they might be saying

Imagine this: your bum-hole,'instead of being circular, is rectangular, in the manner of a letter-box. What effect do you suppose that would have on your stools?

 

[JPSharpy93]

Sorry if this has already been shared but I remember watching it last summer and he made me chuckle

 

[ThatJa]

I just realised... the buyback protects us as well as liverpool, it means that a club with larger budget whose success could entice Rhian will be fended off from making an offer, so the only way he would be leaving is if he reaches that elite level which Liverpool require, and if that happens then it's bloody good news for us in the next 2-3 seasons.

Or let's say Rhian does well, picking up 10 goals a season or so and piques the interest of the Leicester, Arsenal and Everton's of the PL. This is the point where Liverpool will either buy him themselves, or turn down the chance, which leaves us open to negotiate a higher fee than £40m reported, all the scenarios are win for us... Rhian will be staying for the foreseeable, leaving us for the best club in england or leaving for a higher fee elsewhere.

Theoretically then, it just means Liverpool have first refusal?

 

[Ben Stones]

 

[Mesut Özil's Lawnmower]

ITS HAPPENING

 

[bongleblade]

Theoretically then, it just means Liverpool have first refusal?

i believe that is a buy back clause deal is it not? They have first refusal and the fee is set at £40m

 

[Athey]

OMG its actually happening