CONFIRMED Rhian Brewster

[SouthEssexBlade]

I fear fatigue might be setting in, energy needed

 

[CopenhagenBlade]

So proud of the overnight Blades, felt I needed to show my support with a message on this momentous thread. One last push, let's do this!

Will there be some analysis done on this thread when it finally ends? Thinking along the lines of;
Who posted the most
Pictures of tits
Variety of subjects covered
Who was ITK
Number of tweets quoted
Number of gifs
Funniest comment
Most liked comment

surely a student could write a dissertation about this thread

 

[PrestwichBlade]

I'm right behind you. Just remind me what it is we are trying to do?

I was hoping someone might be able to clarify that.

 

[Tony Kenworthy]

Imagine if the deal was all done and dusted yesterday, but we couldn’t announce it because it was Media Guy‘s birthday and he’d had the annual leave day booked in for months.

 

[Blade_In_Sydney]

So proud of the overnight Blades, felt I needed to show my support with a message on this momentous thread. One last push, let's do this!

Thanks. Just proud to be a Blade.
None of us would be here if we didn't think it was for a good cause.
It will be difficult to sleep tonight.
Onwards and upwards. We'll get there.

 

[Crabstick]

4pm

 

[Le Cynique]

I fear fatigue might be setting in, energy needed

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No bids

 

[derfblade.3]

OOPS!

 

[Ricardo Mantelban]

Is.....

 

[MobileBlade]

This is it, lads and lasses.

6 hours to get him in in time to play Arsenal. Will we do it?

He’s a London lad, has anyone told him we’re going there on Monday?

Is the going to be a bit like when we turned up on Tuesday for the Wolves game?

 

[Ricardo Mantelban]

It.....

 

[Ricardo Mantelban]

Today.....

 

[Ricardo Mantelban]

Dad....

 

[Ricardo Mantelban]

Hope this helps.

 

[Tony Kenworthy]

Is the going to be a bit like when we turned up on Tuesday for the Wolves game?

D’oh. I blame Sky for making Monday 6pm the new Saturday 3pm.

 

[Granada Blade]

¿es hoy, papá?

 

[RegBlade]

WAS

 

[YES Blade]

Here they come to snuff the Brewster thread
You know it ain't gonna die............

 

[BLADES1988]

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[HVR]

I remember interviewing a chap, and the first question was:

Me: "How did you prepare for today?"
Him: "Erm. I didn't." Lightbulb goes on in his head
Him: "I was going to prepare..." Lightbulb goes off again
Him: "...but then I didn't".
Me: "OK, thanks."

There seems to be a trend now for interviewers to search google to compile their interviews, and come up with ridiculous questions. I was at one last year for a graphic design job, showed them the online CV via laptop, a few animated presentations, work, designed them a company advert. They seemed quite impressed. Then gave a brief speech about my skills and what I could offer. They nodded and then they asked me;

”If you were a cup of coffee, which kind would it be and where would you like to be drunk and by whom?” (They said who).

They went on to ask me a series of other questions, they’d obviously downloaded from somewhere for a call centre job, that had absolutely no relevance in anyway to the job, or how my skills might be needed. Lacking in any thought or meaning, it was the most pathetic thing I’ve seen. HR by google. Like idiots who download Sheffield, Alabama pictures from google instead of hiring a photographer to take proper shots of the city.

Didn’t get the job.

Edit: I wasn’t implying your’s was a ridiculous question!

 

[Blade56]

I just keep wondering what life will be like post Brewster thread especially if we see the dreaded “Gone Elsewhere” tag and the window closes.

 

[HeCanDoMagic]

4pm

Makes me chuckle that people now think a clever emoji makes them appear to be ITK.

Not a pop at this poster at all, think its funny. The green tick emjois are Tier 1 of ITK accessories. Wink face emoji Tier 2.

 

[Pixelated_Sushi]

Hopefully the announcement video is a three and a half hour epic dramatisation of this thread

 

[bongleblade]

 

[LondonBlade89]

4pm

Oh right so you've never posted any ITK in here but you seemingly know the exact time when the signing is going to be announced. Right . Absolute chancer.

 

[Rochdaleblade]

How the fuck is anyone spotted at Shirecliffe when it has fences like Alcatraz?

Bielsa with high powered binoculars

 

[knowsnowt]

GERRIMINFORFUCKSSAKE!

 

[S64 Blade]

Hopefully the announcement video is a three and a half hour epic dramatisation of this thread

With loads of tits, in homage to this megathread.

Brewster is sat in Spearmint Rhino. Sees the girl of his dreams, who lures him in with their charm. Plot twist, the girl of Brewster's dreams turns out to be Chris Wilder in drag - cuts to them both smiling on the pitch holding a United scarf together.

 

[Ricardo Mantelban]

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Don’t like it!

 

[SufcBilly]