CONFIRMED Rhian Brewster

[Blade56]

Sources say he’s keen on ham salad, but hasn’t got enough to cover the can of pop which would sweeten the deal. The sandwich shop aren’t willing to take the extra 50p tomorrow so negotiations have stalled.

[edit - oh bugger off Blade56 and your faster fingers!!]

Did no one tell him about the meal deal where he could trade his crisps towards the can of pop?

 

[bongleblade]

Unless it’s already done and he’s now off home. Down to the media guy to make the blockbuster movie now.

or off to Shirecliffe to meet Brewster there for the lookaround/reveal vid... who knows

 

[JohnDenver]

Did no one tell him about the meal deal where he could trade his crisps towards the can of pop?

It’s back on!

 

[Blade56]

Met Brewster in March
Took him for a drink in April
Negotiated terms in July
And in August and September
Joined Villa in October

Fixed it for yer Morgs

 

[benn5712]

Neither, it’s a local paint supplier telling his boss he thinks he’s found the 50gallons of black paint that was nicked

He's found a bag of munneh in a cupboard. Woolhouse is in the clear.

 

[LondonBlade89]

Anyone heard from LudlamBlade recently? He might have been taken out.

 

[Blade56]

He's found a bag of muneh in a cupboard. Woolhouse is in the clear.

Ffs benn, it’s munneh.......... munneh not muneh get a feckin grip man, I’m dyslexic and I know it’s munneh!

 

[benn5712]

Ffs benn, it’s munneh.......... munneh not muneh get a feckin grip man, I’m dyslexic and I know it’s munneh!

Soz 56. I've rubbed it out and done it reyt.

 

[SufcBilly]

WEERZ AMBISHUN

 

[Houso]

Sun Exclusive (by Alan NicksEm)

Blades CEO Stephen Bettis launches a stunning move for lunch.

He's off to the chippy.

Bits in paper.

 

[LudlamBlade]

Anyone heard from LudlamBlade recently? He might have been taken out.

Popped back home over the road for lunch, I'm only human. I've heard rumours that even super journos like Nixon have to eat occasionally

 

[LudlamBlade]

I'm telling you now, the amount of graft that's gone in on this thread, we deserve to have a chuffin representative at this deal

 

[Grizzly blade]

Picking him up from the station is my bet

 

[Bladesman]

Picking him up from the station is my bet

Jerome Sinclair is still sat in the station.

 

[LudlamBlade]

Jerome Sinclair is still sat in the station.

Everyday he looks up at the arrivals board and asks, "is it today dad?"

 

[SufcBilly]

He's off to the chippy.

Bits in paper.

Retire now, unbeatable.

 

[Patrick Fletcher]

Met Brewster on Monday,
Took him for a drink on Tuesday,
Negotiated terms on Wednesday,
And on Thursday and Friday and Saturday,
Joined Villa on Sunday

... Sorry. I'll book my own taxi.

You won the thread, congratulations

 

[Tarqs]

Pretty intense phonecall going on whatever's happening

The Peugeot could be Sessegnon (Up the Spurs on the reg plate).

 

[LudlamBlade]

It's media guy's birthday today, feel bad for him having to come in and film Rhian playing Spot against the Kop toilet wall

 

[Booker4]

Met Brewster on Monday,
Took him for a drink on Tuesday,
Negotiated terms on Wednesday,
And on Thursday and Friday and Saturday,
Joined Villa on Sunday

... Sorry. I'll book my own taxi.

That was much better than my attempt in fairness!

 

[BrisBlade]

Tell us more about these boxes. Was it a small number of small boxes, possibly containing some welcome gifts for our new striker, or are they the large sort of box that would help pack up his office?

Surely got to be a case of celebratory peronis.

 

[FTPE]

Too soon for a song for Brewster thread?

Depends, what have you got??

 

[Flatulent_Bob]

Right, listen up. Is everyone packed and ready for the big move over to General Blades Chat? We can't be waiting for any stragglers. If you're not ready when it goes green, you'll be left here in the Sturridge thread. Just saying. Carry on.

Has everyone got their transfer partner? Keep hold of their hands until we're over and an admin tells you, you're free to go.
Yes that does mean you mattbianco1 and I don't care if Pierre's PC has got Warts, they've not spread to his hands as yet.

 

[Flatulent_Bob]

The amount of Premier League clubs that have shown interest in Brewster are an indication to what is expected of him. Together with his form at Swansea, and Liverpools insistence on a clause - just tells you of the players calibre.

How many clubs were in for Watkins and Cash, two?

So pretty much the same number then?

 

[1973Blade]

Just hurry up and sing!

 

[mattbianco1]

Has everyone got their transfer partner? Keep hold of their hands until we're over and an admin tells you, you're free to go.
Yes that does mean you mattbianco1 and I don't care if Pierre's PC has got Warts, they've not spread to his hands as yet.

 

[HeCanDoMagic]

So pretty much the same number then?

Us, Palace, Brighton, Newcastle, Villa, Swansea, West Brom (and more) all registered interest in Brewster.

 

[Crabstick]

A sauce close to the club tells me we've fucked up. Sorry, that must have been the ketchup I dropped on my 9 iron

 

[Greg.]

Too soon for a song for Brewster thread?

As long as it's better than this (@6:55)

 

[Flatulent_Bob]

Us, Palace, Brighton, Newcastle, Villa, Swansea, West Brom (and more) all registered interest in Brewster.

Did they really? A bit odd that we've still been able to take our own sweet time and get the price down then, isn't it?

I'd file it under the "he'd prefer to go to Palace" bollocks which is now being put about.