Please god no! (part 2)

[BladeInThatcham]

Just seen Mccabe getting into a car in the car park. I couldn't quite make out the driver of the 1981 Ford Cortina but the registration plate read OLL353NDR0...

 

[sheffielder]

Just seen Mccabe getting into a car in the car park. I couldn't quite make out the driver of the 1981 Ford Cortina but the registration plate read OLL353NDR0...

I will have to call you a liar! This is because it has been proved many times that Olliefullofshite goes nowhere near our ground.

 

[raul]

That, Thatch, is completely bloody brilliant.


I can't believe I'd ever write that sentence.....

 

[SteelCity Blade]

Hahahaha! Brilliant. All of it

 

[DuncDisorderly]

Can't be McCabe. He drives a Morris Marina.

Are you sure it wasn't David Hirst..?

 

[alcoblade]

Can't be McCabe. He drives a Morris Marina.

Are you sure it wasn't David Hirst..?

David Hirst wouldn't fit into a Cortina.

UTB

 

[Pinchy]

Can't be McCabe. He drives a Morris Marina.

I had a white Morris Marina. It was a very nice car at the time.

 

[raul]

"What's that going over the hill? It's Pinchy's street cred, it's Pinchy's street cred!"

Is it the one Alien Woodward drives now?

 

[Flatulent_Bob]

Just seen Mccabe getting into a car in the car park. I couldn't quite make out the driver of the 1981 Ford Cortina but the registration plate read OLL353NDR0...

I ain't buying that. There is no way you wouldn't be able to make out a great white ape if it was sat in the drivers seat of a 1981 Cortina.
Unless maybe Mica is his driver and Ollie was in the back.

 

[bladesfan]

1981 Ford Cortina but the registration plate read OLL353NDR0

hahahahahahaha

 

[boo radley]

Can't be McCabe. He drives a Morris Marina.

Are you sure it wasn't David Hirst..?

Getting slightly confused now? Would that be Colin Morris Marina? Has McCabe embarked on a new building project and we're having a waterfront built?

 

[Flatulent_Bob]

Getting slightly confused now? Would that be Colin Morris Marina? Has McCabe embarked on a new building project and we're having a waterfront built?

On the waterfront?

You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it. It was you, Charley

 

[boo radley]

On the waterfront?

You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it. It was you, Charley

Even more now? Is that a song?

While we decide all this talk about cars has made me fancy a game of car capers.

 

[Pinchy]

"What's that going over the hill? It's Pinchy's street cred, it's Pinchy's street cred!"

Is it the one Alien Woodward drives now?

Yes. I swapped it for his turquoise Hillman Avenger.

 

[2ndtenorblade]

Turquoise? I only had a grey one

 

[Vancouver]

David Hirst wouldn't fit into a Cortina.

UTB

David Hirst wouldn't fit in the car park.

 

[Kopped]

David Hirst wouldn't fit in the car park.

That is quality!!!

 

[boo radley]

David Hirst wouldn't fit in the car park.

If we hooked him up with a decent length rope and took his shoes off we could use him as a blimp coz i'm sure he'd float up at that point.

 

[Cool Clint]

Was that Olle in that strange white vehicle spotted in a couple of weeks ago in London? You know the one that looks like a glass shed on wheels? The figure inside was all white although if it was him ,he's lost some fur because he was wearing a small cap.
It all fits, Shed, White, London, Probably travelling to see his beloved Chelsea?

 

[mickerz-blade]

Was that Olle in that strange white vehicle spotted in a couple of weeks ago in London? You know the one that looks like a glass shed on wheels? The figure inside was all white although if it was him ,he's lost some fur because he was wearing a small cap.
It all fits, Shed, White, London, Probably travelling to see his beloved Chelsea?

Is the pope a Chelsea fan?

 

[Vancouver]

Is the pope a Chelsea fan?

Surely an Arsenal fan; they're got a much better youth development system.

 

[boo radley]

Was that Olle in that strange white vehicle spotted in a couple of weeks ago in London? You know the one that looks like a glass shed on wheels? The figure inside was all white although if it was him ,he's lost some fur because he was wearing a small cap.
It all fits, Shed, White, London, Probably travelling to see his beloved Chelsea?

I get ye. It was his desperate attemp to conceal his true colours. So taking this a little further and with his complete negativty, he as a Chelsea fan has been sent to spy on the Blades.
Chelsea have obviously done an assessment to find where the real threat is coming from. Although the traditional threats are there, the recent results of Man U and the demise of liverpool seem to prove that Chelsea are not resting and are pro active in the assessment of threats from lower down and Guess what the Blades came top and Olle has been employed to create a subversive attitude throughout the Sheffield United but he just hasn't been good enough and has dropped clangers and has been found out. It does all fit, his recent visits to Stamford bridge and praise of Chelsea his nostalgia about the Shed end.
YES PREMIERSHIP TITLE HERE WE COME.

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

Turquoise? I only had a grey one

I had an orange one

 

[mickerz-blade]

I had a white Morris Marina. It was a very nice car at the time.

So its Morris Marina converted with a shed on the back and your driving Olle about?