Song for Ramsdale

[Heffernans tache]

Theres only one Aaron Ramsdale
One Aaron Ramsdale
He fucked off down south
To those cunts at Bournemouth (pronounced Mouth)
Walking in a Rammers wonderland

 

[Ranmoorblade]

He’s our goalie he’s our number one,
Saving shots in the green and white,
£18 million and he came home from the Cherries
and he goes by the name of Ramsdale.

 

[Foxy]

He’s our goalie he’s our number one,
Saving shots in the green and white,
£18 million and he came home from the Cherries
and he goes by the name of Ramsdale.

extra KopPoints for singing it while he's in the Purple and Green.

 

[JohnDenver]

I demand a lyric to rhyme with Aaron.

 

[knowsnowt]

Whooooah ooooooh
His name arron ramsdale
Boot it reyt long like a fucking reyt un
Onto the bonce of Jack or Egan
Rambo, Blades best booter of ball
Whoaaaah ooooooh Whoaaaah oooooooooh

 

[bromtom]

I demand a lyric to rhyme with Aaron.

We've got a goalie called Aaron,
His Mum's name might be Sharon,
His Great Great Uncle was named a Baron,
His favourite Star Trek character is Ro Laren.

 

[Canterbury Blade]

Can limit our suggestions to complex, multi verse efforts to the tune of a popular song from the 1970s hit parade? Ideally one that anyone who can hold a piss longer than 10 minutes has never heard of.

Hit that criteria and watch it go viral in seconds...

it’d be good to be original and not just rehash old tunes used for other players or by other teams.

Someone better than me might be able to work with the lyrics of Love Grows by Edison Lighthouse.

A chorus of ‘love grows where my Ramsdale goes‘ could be the genesis of a right song if a cleverer person can make the other words work?

Easy to belt out when pissed on the train home too...

O and by train I mean the Eurostar next year..

 

[GodricBlade]

it’d be good to be original and not just rehash old tunes used for other players or by other teams.

Someone better than me might be able to work with the lyrics of Love Grows by Edison Lighthouse.

A chorus of ‘love grows where my Ramsdale goes‘ could be the genesis of a right song if a cleverer person can make the other words work?

Easy to belt out when pissed on the train home too...

O and by train I mean the Eurostar next year..

Using Rodley ‘s suggestion of 70’s classics, how about.....
“Ramsdale in the net - laa la la la laa
We’ve got Ramsdale in the net - laaaa la la la la la
Ramsdale in the net - laa la la la laa
And soon he’ll be England’s Number 1”

 

[Brian Deane]

I demand a lyric to rhyme with Aaron.

Weve got fecking Aaron
He's not a cunt like Bannan
Na nah nah nah (repeat)......UTB

 

[Russ]

We’ve got Aaron Ramsdale
He once went out to Chesterfield
Now he plays for Sheffield
YOOOO-NIIIIIIIII—TEDDDDDDD!
da da da

 

[DaveBassettsgoneonholiday]

Da Doo Ron Ron.............

"He came back to United to play in our goal
Aaaron-ron-ron-ron
Aaron-ron-ron

Keeps away from Hillsborough it's a massive shit hole
Aaaron-ron-ron-ron
Aaron-ron-ron

He's........our number one
Now...... that Hendo's gone
He won't fix matches like Peter Swan
Aaaron-ron-ron-ron
Aaron-ron-ron"

 

[Bladesthorpe]

If we get off to a bad start it won't take long for some to be singing
Your shit and you know you are.

 

[ShorehamRevolution]

Da Doo Ron Ron.............

"He came back to United to play in our goal
Aaaron-ron-ron-ron
Aaron-ron-ron

Keeps away from Hillsborough it's a massive shit hole
Aaaron-ron-ron-ron
Aaron-ron-ron

He's........our number one
Now...... that Hendo's gone
He won't fix matches like Peter Swan
Aaaron-ron-ron-ron
Aaron-ron-ron"

Best effort I've seen yet on this thread !

 

[Rodley]

It’s Ramsdale, Ramsdale
He ghost wrote A Winter’s Tale
Discovered the Holy Grail
It’s Ramsdale, Ramsdale

 

[benn5712]

If you don't start drinkin'
I'm gonna leave.

 

[Skabone]

The worst I can come up with

Rammer Rammer Rammer Rammer
Rammer the keeper man
He’s in our goal
Hes in our go o o oal

Culture Club Karma Chameleon

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Weeeee wanted Deano
But his wages demands were obscene-o
So we had to settle for Rambo
Let's hooopppeee heeee's good.

She's electric.

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

The worst I can come up with

Rammer Rammer Rammer Rammer
Rammer the keeper man
He’s in our goal
Hes in our go o o oal

Culture Club Karma Chameleon

There's not a ska bone in your body, with that effort.

YOUR NAME IS A LIE.

 

[What the Hecky]

Rambo, rambo he's our man, if he can't save it, well we probably concede a goal and that will be shit....

 

[Skabone]

There's not a ska bone in your body, with that effort.

YOUR NAME IS A LIE.

How RUDE boy!

A Message to you Rudy (Dandy Livingstone or The Specials)


Goaliee
Aaron's our new Goaliee
Aarons our new

He'll Stop you scoring a goal
Aah Aah Ah!
Better than our old Keeper
Aaah Aah Ah!
Pigs are gonna go down
Hope Chansiri winds up in jail
Aah Aah ah!

Goaliee
Aaron's our new Goaliee
Aarons our new


Thats it Im done (you will be happy to know)

 

[Isaw Joeshaw]

Whatever the lyrics , surely the tune has to be Aaron a G String .





Coat on - gone .

 

[Gavlar]

Well based on this it looks like our eurovision entry for next year will be strong.

 

[DifferentClass]

You're just a shit Hendo...

 

[Yoonited]

Best effort I've seen yet on this thread !

By a country mile

 

[Eza Blade]

To magic hat

he’ll save it to the left
He’ll save it to the right
amd when we get relegated
He’ll ditch us like that southern shite

 

[blademan31]

To the tune of The Animals Went in 2 by 2. Obligatory song apologies...

He's Sheff United's Number 1 Rambo, Rambo
We never should have let him go Rambo, Rambo
He went to Bournemouth, they were sh*te, he signed back for the red and white
Aaron Ramsdale United's number 1!

 

[B.Lade]

No1 surely?!

No 11 if you watch the signing vid on YouTube Almost like the pre-season numbers they wear are meaningless...

 

[Flatulent_Bob]

Aaron, The babe they called 'Aaron',
He grew, grew, grew, and grew
Grew up to be, grew up to be
A boy called 'Aaron',

A boy called 'Aaron'.
He had arms, and legs, and hands, and feet,
This boy, whose name was 'Aaron',
And he grew,, grew, grew, and grew,

Grew up to be,
Yes, he grew up to be
A teenager called 'Aaron',
A teenager called 'Aaron',

And his face became spotty.
Yes, his face became spotty,
And his voice dropped down low
And thing started to grow

On young Aaron and show
He was certainly no,
No girl named 'Aaron',
Not a girl named 'Aaron'.

And he started to shave
And have one off the wrist
And want to see girls
And go out and get pissed,

A man called 'Aaron',
A keeper called 'Aaron',
The man they called 'Aaron',
Our Keep called 'Aaron'!

 

[Mojo]

Oh oh oh he's magic, you know, you'll never get passed the Rambo

Oh oh oh he's magic, you know, we fucked off Hendo for Rambo

He's magic

You know

You'll never get passed the Rambo

 

[ShockingBadBuy]

Kick it hard kick it high Aaron Ramsdale ...
Playing football the basic way.

—Garth, feat. Pinchy.