'sunshine band' application form

[Ollessendro]

Dear all.

There has been some interest around joining the 'sunshine band' and many requests have been made. The executive members (myself, Fiery, Torrix, Lenners and Micalijo) are willing to consider applications.

To apply please fill in the questionnaire attached.

I look forward to hearing from you.

 

[Nick Jansky]

Now that is funny!!!!!

(Waits for Micalijo to take it seriously...............)

 

[SteelCity Blade]

As much as I had a good chuckle at that........you must have a lot of time on your hands today Olle!

 

[Vancouver]

Can't believe you'd post such a badly formatted application form. It's no wonder the club is going to the dogs when the fans can't even be bothered to format a document properly.

 

[SteelCity Blade]

Can't believe you'd post such a badly formatted application form. It's no wonder the club is going to the dogs when the fans can't even be bothered to format a document properly.

Haha! Very good....touche!

 

[Fiery Blade]

How come I get two mentions Ollie ? Fiery and Fiery Blade - Obviously the sun shines out of my backside as well!

 

[shorehamview]

Haha! Very good....touche!

Wait until Olle reads it........touchy!

 

[Wards]

very good

 

[raul]

Ollie,

May I refer you to paragraph 1 of the Sunshine Band Articles Of Association...

"....whereas automatic membership of the Sunshine Band is bestowed upon any poster or posters informed either A) They are a miserable twat or B) F-E-C-K-O-F-F by Duncan Disorderly and no application form-filling will consequently be required"

 

[beightonblade]

I'd like to join but can't read.......... anyhow i think i might be a 'clapper' ......... i cudn't fooking stop clapping when cheap as chips got the boot

 

[Torrix1889]

Ollie, as a fellow "Exec" may I congratulate you on a superb piece of work there, normally I would expect such motions to be passed by the board for ratification but on this occasion I, (and I am sure the other executive members) are happy to grant retrospective approval. Stirling work.

Beighton, luckily I have a 7 year old here who can read and we have filled out your form for you.......you're in, welcome brother.

 

[dingledog]

If only all application forms were so indepth and have the ability to illicit the real person holding the pen. You of course forget to add that all applicants will be subject to a CRB Check, thats Clapperphiliac Records Bureau, and that all membership would be on a probationary basis and any failure to adhere to the very high standards you and your colleagues have obviously set and maintained, will lead to instant 'relegation' to some other 'cell' within in this forum.

Without wanting to sound positive or indeed to heap any praise whatsoever upon you, I have to say I almost smiled when I read your application form, then remembering myself, I resorted to giving the kids a good dressing down for having eaten all of their tea.

 

[dingledog]

I forgot to add that I am unable to complete the form on religous grounds and a complete inability to understand the questions, let alone my own answers. I wish you good luck (Blast I cant do that its positive) I wish you complete failure in your endeavour.

 

[beightonblade]

Beighton, luckily I have a 7 year old here who can read and we have filled out your form for you.......you're in, welcome brother.

tar chuck ......... errr i mean brother.......... can i be the treasurer ?

 

[mattbianco1]

Very good Olle! Funny read...

1 queestion, is Question 12 actually true?

 

[Robbie]

You missed a question.....

Who owns the freehold?

 

[beightonblade]

You missed a question.....

Who owns the freehold?

we've got it in a life rent trust ........... with memebers having an equal share

 

[2ndtenorblade]

You had expert advice then BB?

 

[beightonblade]

You had expert advice then BB?

It was our gerts idea

 

[2ndtenorblade]

Nothing to do with a certain large femail Brighton fan?

 

[Ollessendro]

As much as I had a good chuckle at that........you must have a lot of time on your hands today Olle!

Nah matey, just adapted something I used at work a while ago (didn't take me long).

How come I get two mentions Ollie ? Fiery and Fiery Blade - Obviously the sun shines out of my backside as well!

That knows am not gud at proof reading Fiery. Fooking clappers are always pulling me up for it when they can't deal with my 'home truths'.

Ollie, as a fellow "Exec" may I congratulate you on a superb piece of work there, normally I would expect such motions to be passed by the board for ratification but on this occasion I, (and I am sure the other executive members) are happy to grant retrospective approval. Stirling work.

Beighton, luckily I have a 7 year old here who can read and we have filled out your form for you.......you're in, welcome brother.

Cheers Torrix. I understand that it should have been ran through the execs, but thought it would be a nice ray of sunshine'

Very good Olle! Funny read...

1 queestion, is Question 12 actually true?

What's da fink? According to the 'clappers' we 'sunshine band' members want bad things to happen to SUFC just so we can come on here and moan!?

 

[Highbury_Blade]

Olly,

Make a free questionnaire at http://www.surveymonkey.com/

See how many proper responses you get!

 

[derrywan]

Dear all.

There has been some interest around joining the 'sunshine band' and many requests have been made. The executive members (myself, Fiery, Torrix, Lenners and Micalijo) are willing to consider applications.

To apply please fill in the questionnaire attached.

I look forward to hearing from you.

excellent stuff sir

 

[diplomat]

I can't believe you drink coffee and haven't taught the missus to make a decent Bovril to go cold

 

[Ollessendro]

Olly,

Make a free questionnaire at http://www.surveymonkey.com/

See how many proper responses you get!

I'm too old fashioned mucker, prefer word version.

I can't believe you drink coffee and haven't taught the missus to make a decent Bovril to go cold

Huh? I prefer the Bovril our lass makes to the stuff that Cheap as Chips (mark I) wife makes at BDTBL. Still, can't stomach the stuff in a morning

 

[Fiery Blade]

Olle, where are we having our Xmas Bash this year -our numbers are swelling so we may need to find a sizeable venue!

 

[Ollessendro]

Olle, where are we having our Xmas Bash this year -our numbers are swelling so we may need to find a sizeable venue!

the dungeon at Conisborough Castle*!? There'll be so much sunshine that we'll light up the place. No need to pay leccy ..... 'McCheap' would be proud!?



* In Donny, for those who don't know.

 

[shorehamview]

the dungeon at Conisborough Castle*!? There'll be so much sunshine that we'll light up the place. No need to pay leccy ..... 'McCheap' would be proud!?



* In Donny, for those who don't know.

In a taxi?

 

[bricktop]

Is the Sunshine Band still accepting applications?

 

[Micalijo]

Is the Sunshine Band still accepting applications?

It is Brownie, but unfortunately I don't see much chance of you ever getting in. Car park humiliations, turning our beloved club into a laughing stock - no ta.

Maybe a trial period or somat - will have to see.

Anyway let's unite behind our beloved Blades today.

PS - are you on the juice already?