Palace's new manager and Sheffield United survival

[Ollessendro]

Article taken from the South East London herald (www.southeastherald.co.uk/Bladeslegendssuspecteoffoulplay) ....

"With Preston and Scunny looking buried, the Palace's replacement manager could prove to be crucial in Sheffield United's survival. For this reason Ollessendro has put his name forward for the position, with Micalijo as his assistant and Lenners as director of football.

Although the trio are highly regarded in football circles and Palace would be the envy of many clubs, this is suspected to be a cunning ploy to stop the Blades form getting relegated. The South East London herald can reveal that the legendary trio are in fasct devout fans of United are suspected of trying to de-rail Palace's push for safety.

Lenners has a track record of getting everything he has done right, Micalijo is a tactical genius and Ollessendro recently built a beautiful shed. The three formers 'sunshine band executive board members are said to be wanted by Inter Milan and have also been cited as potential long term replacements for Sir Alex Ferguson at Manchester United. However the promising young trio have expressed an interest in the vacant Palace position.

Doubts have been raised over intentions of Ollessendro, Lenners and Micalijo after the Herland sensationally revelaed they are United fans in yesterday's paper. Suspicions where aroused when the Herald asked Lenners what he thought of Palace's predicament and he replied 'it is now time to sell the academy for cash after appointing (Micky) Adams'. It was later confirmed when a voodoo doll (full of pins) of Trevor Birch fell out of Micalijo's bag at a press conference. When asked directly to dispell the rumpours about him being a Sheffield United fan, all Ollessendro could do was say that 'the pies are Bramall Lane are awful'."

 

[kop_blade9]

Why don't you just campaign to get saun odreary in the job and I'm sure palace will race up the table and we will get relegated

 

[broomhillblade]

"Ollessendro, Lenners and Micalijo ... sensationally revealed they are United fans..


Could have fooled me...

 

[shorehamview]

I read that report too.

"With Preston and Scunny looking buried, the Palace's replacement manager could prove to be crucial in Sheffield United's survival. For this reason Ollessendro has put his name forward for the position, with Micalijo as his lickspittle and Lenners as tea lady.

Although the trio are as mad as geese and Palace would be crackers to proceed, this is suspected to be a cunning ploy to lock three fruits up for good. The South East London herald can reveal that the legendary trio hate Sheffield United and are suspected of trying to de-rail United's push for safety.

Lenners has a track record of upsetting everyone by patronising the shit out of them, Micalijo is a manic depressive with the emphasis on depressive and Ollessendro goes to watch Chelsea a lot. The three formers 'sunshine band executive board members are said to be wanted by Interpol and have also been cited as potential long term replacements for the Chuckle Brothers or Zig and Zag. However the promising young trio have expressed an interest in the sound of their own voices morning, noon and night.

Doubts have been raised over intentions of Ollessendro, Lenners and Micalijo after the Herland sensationally revealed they are Grade A lickists in yesterday's paper. Suspicions where aroused when the Herald asked Lenners what he thought of Palace's predicament and he replied 'son, sonny, son, son, son, look at me, son, always right me, it's raining camels, son'. It was later confirmed when a voodoo doll (full of pins) of a normal United fan fell out of Micalijo's bag at a press conference. When asked directly to dispel the rumours about him being a Sheffield United fan, all Ollessendro could do was say that ''I go to watch Chelsea a lot, or go to B&Q. Sheffield Who?"

 

[DuncDisorderly]

Very good...

 

[Pinchy]

I don't always agree with you SV but you do make me laugh. Keep it up!

 

[Trigger Blade]

I don't always agree with you SV but you do make me laugh. Keep it up!

That has to smart a bit for Olle. SV does a spoof and it's exponentially funnier than Olle's original (in my opinion only of course).

 

[Bramley]

That has to smart a bit for Olle. SV does a spoof and it's exponentially funnier than Olle's original (in my opinion only of course).

I think the intention behind Ollie's spoofs are that they are deliberately, excruciatingly unfunny. That's why they are funny.

Do keep up Trig.

 

[Nick Jansky]

I think the intention behind Ollie's spoofs are that they are deliberately, excruciatingly unfunny. That's why they are funny.

Do keep up Trig.

Although some of them are unwittingly funny. But they don't tend to be the spoofs.