On The Pot This Morning

[SW12 to S12 to S18]

I was sitting there thinking about the match last night and got thinking about those annoying tits who leave The Lane early and block everyone’s view as they slowly amble to the exits. Had they switched their televisions off five minutes before the end or did they actually see the full match?

 

[Pierre's PC]

I'm still watching now, hope this helps.

 

[nickwr37]

I was sitting there thinking about the match last night and got thinking about those annoying tits who leave The Lane early and block everyone’s view as they slowly amble to the exits. Had they switched their televisions off five minutes before the end or did they actually see the full match?

Good thread title. I'm on the ale this morning watching the cricket.

 

[bromtom]

I instinctively left the room and got in the car at 88 minutes, but the drive home didn't take as long as usual so I was back for the 89th.

 

[georgebernardshaw]

Wolves still haven’t scored, so I’m leaving now....

 

[Brian Deane]

I'm still watching now, hope this helps.

Have Wolves managed to score yet ?

 

[Flatulent_Bob]

I instinctively left the room and got in the car at 88 minutes, but the drive home didn't take as long as usual so I was back for the 89th.

Posh humble brag bastard. A whole minute to get in the car and out again? How far is your drive from the house?

 

[oohaah]

I was sitting there thinking about the match last night and got thinking about those annoying tits who leave The Lane early and block everyone’s view as they slowly amble to the exits. Had they switched their televisions off five minutes before the end or did they actually see the full match?

Watched until the end, but did miss the first 5 minutes so still managed to piss off the virtual people on my row.

 

[Seph_Blade]

I pay my money to Sky so I can turn over when I want!

Sarcasm

 

[bromtom]

Posh humble brag bastard. A whole minute to get in the car and out again? How far is your drive from the house?

Just down one corridor and out the door, and I always leave the window open and get in Dukes of Hazzard style, so that saves time.

 

[Flatulent_Bob]

Just down one corridor and out the door, and I always leave the window open and get in Dukes of Hazzard style, so that saves time.

Sidenote; I bet you looking bangin' in those denim shorts.

 

[HodgysBrokenThumb]

I got my son to walk in front of my chair, so I had to stand up and peer round him to see if we were going to score. Made the experience more authentic.

 

[steve26272]

yep left on 88 mins, having not arrived until 12 minutes in as i needed that 7th pint before watching, that meant i also got up every 5 mins for a slash.
to add extra realism i got the local coke head to sniff up in the shit house, and my teenage lad to create billows of fruity smoke like an industrial cooling tower in front of me
i then took 12 minutes to shuffle out of the living room

 

[SW12 to S12 to S18]

yep left on 88 mins, having not arrived until 12 minutes in as i needed that 7th pint before watching, that meant i also got up every 5 mins for a slash.
to add extra realism i got the local coke head to sniff up in the shit house, and my teenage lad to create billows of fruity smoke like an industrial cooling tower in front of me
i then took 12 minutes to shuffle out of the living room

It’s just like being there.

 

[BushBlade]

Yes. Teams have a habit of scoring on TV when I leave the room. So I went and put the kettle on just before we scored. I heard the commentator raise his voice and thought ‘Wolves are quick on the break but I doubt they’re that quick’ and then saw Egan celebrating and 1-0 on the scoreboard. I thought ‘VAR will probably disallow it’ so I went and made a brew. Then I came back in, sat down and thought ‘fuck me, we’re about to win this’. Saw the Wolves player sky his attempted cross into the stand and thought ‘job done’.