Caption Compo - no prizes, obvs

[Kenilworth]

Well lads, if the Man City and Villa games didn’t teach you owt, then I couldn’t care fucking less.

 

[diode_blade]

Ref: "You won't get a free kick lads until you tell me Barry Bannan is the best footballer in the world"
Fleck: "Ferk off dozy twat..."

 

[metalblade]

No good moaning at me I'm only the Ref, I do what Stockley Park tell me to do

 

[Sportbilly /Detroit Blade]

This pose would look better in the new Blades pink strip.

 

[8lade]

Ref, "so it's 2 words, awarded following foul play in the game of football and rhymes with tree dick? Sorry lads I haven't a clue."
Fleck,' aye that's become apparent."

 

[benn5712]

"Ref. VAR or not. Hendo couldn't have been offside".

 

[Harrisblade]

Ref: "Laws of The Game, Law 9, the ball is in play even when it touches a match official or rebounds off a goalpost, crossbar or corner flagpost and remains on the field of play.
So piss off!"

 

[Keef Chedwyn]

Baldock: You've just tackled Flecky you cunt

Fleck: Yaeve just tackled me ye wee cunt

Norwood: Fucking cheating cunt

Ref: Am I bovvered though?

 

[Kenilworth]

I don’t give a shit that it’s happened to you again. The watch didn’t buzz, VAR cannot intervene and I am not going to take a look at the pitch side monitor.
THE FUCKING WATCH DID NOT BUZZ!

 

[INTERUNITED]

Ref - "And you thought the Premier League would let you cunts get into Europe"

 

[Swannyblade]

 

[Kenilworth]

I’ve no idea what you’re banging on about, Sheffield 16.
What do you mean, Sheffield 4? It clearly crossed the line and I don’t need to look at a pitch side monitor to check any decision.
It’s not up for debate, Sheffield 2, as soon as that nice Mr Son passed to Harry there was absolutely no other possible outcome.
Now, kindly leave me alone or I will have to speak to that tall bird like feller and his little gnome assistant to have you substituted - or face a three game ban for dissent.

 

[Russ]

The first one to move loses...

 

[Kenilworth]

Look, everyone - and I mean everyone - said Sheffield would be one of the certs to be relegated so, I’m stood here thinking that you are fucking lucky to be still in such esteemed company in the first place. So what, I have given every slightly contentious decision to Jose’s team. You made contact with the grass and that’s a clear foul, in my book, because they are entitled to go down.

 

[Bladesman]

Norwood: "What are you doing? Why didn't you give that decision?"

Ref: "It's my first day."

Norwood: "Since I have never seen you before maybe it is your first day, very well"

Fleck: "No, he has been a ref for years."

Norwood: "Why did you lie to me ref?"

Ref: "It's my first day."

 

[Alex Cheeseright]

They said black lives matter, not us though, hey Ol? George? Scotch fella?

 

[Brownieblade]

What do you mean we are here all fucking night until City score

 

[stringer]

'Sheffield United's players surround referee Chris Kavanagh after Manchester City's opening goal at The Etihad. Kavanagh collided with John Fleck in midfield but, as the ball didn't touch him, the game was not stopped, as per the laws of the game. Sergio Aguero went on to score.'

 

[Brian Deane]

What you mean ref, we're not MASSIVE ?

 

[TedwynBladey]

'Well I don't care, my wife said black was slimming!'

 

[Eels]

Blades players making all sorts of valid rule-related points.
Ref thinking "Hmm, mushy peas or gravy?"

 

[Trafford]

‘Yes, I know that its nearly midnight, but I’m not going to re-start the game until VAR have been given one last chance to find a valid reason to disallow your goal.....’

 

[Dalelane01]

Baldock . pubs open satday.its your round if we lose.so keep an eye or ear on that watch.we are meeting at 6 o clock

 

[Bladebri]

“You call that 2 meters, do I need to get the foam out”

 

[Brownieblade]

Yes I am fat and I wank a lot

 

[Kenilworth]

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Well lads, if the Man City and Villa games didn’t teach you owt, then I couldn’t care fucking less.

I used to be in Panto, don’t yer know?

 

[Brownieblade]

That’s the ref in caption not me btw

 

[Brownieblade]

Fuck who am I kidding

 

[Kenilworth]

Yes I am fat and I wank a lot

It’s supposed to be a caption competition, BB

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

I won't tell you again, George. Get yer fecking hand out of me armpit!