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Could someone please direct Birdwell to an appropriate porn site and tell him to type in fisting!
 

Could someone please direct Birdwell to an appropriate porn site and tell him to type in fisting!
Try and be serious for a sec pal. I’m trying to make a serious point and people keep joking about. Do we want to get into Europe? If so, Wilder should take the lead and make sure nobody fists each other. Just a polite nod would do surely?
 
Birdwell clearly isn’t willing just to bend over for fisting.
 
I'm pretty sure he knows exactly what he is saying - still funny though.
 
I'm pretty sure he knows exactly what he is saying - still funny though.
I know it’s hardly going to change the world mate but surely it would lessen the risk. I don’t get all the handshaking anyway, it does my head in. Players see each other every day, but still have to touch hands every morning. It’s the same in pubs, blokes have to shake hands, it’s pointless and unhygienic.

I can see it now, pubs reopen and blokes just start fisting each other and think they’re stopping COVID.
 
I know it’s hardly going to change the world mate but surely it would lessen the risk. I don’t get all the handshaking anyway, it does my head in. Players see each other every day, but still have to touch hands every morning. It’s the same in pubs, blokes have to shake hands, it’s pointless and unhygienic.

I can see it now, pubs reopen and blokes just start fisting each other and think they’re stopping COVID.
I am sure there are some places down attercliffe where you can see young men fisting each other. It’s not for me, I’m happy with a quick hand shake
 
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You never know but all this may have started by someone innocently fisting a bat, so you have to take this seriously
 
I don’t think some of you are taking my point seriously so think about this scenario.

Dean Henderson goes home to his girlfriend (if he has one) who has the virus and he catches it, not much can be done about that.

However Henderson then goes into training and as he’s walking in, fists every other player.

A handful of players then get COVID and we have to play the youth team or whatever and miss out on Europe. All through unnecessary fisting.

I know I wouldn’t be happy
If you were fisted or got covid??
 

If they must fist, at least minimise it.
Why don’t they all line up facing each other before coming onto the pitch, turn 90 degrees And just fist whoever is next to them in the tunnel?
 
Once current tight restrictions are loosened further fisting will seem absolutely normal behaviour to most.
It’d seem especially appropriate if we have to come from behind in a match.
 
My friend has seen this and just called me to explain what was funny. Now I see why people weren’t taking it seriously.

Just to be clear, I was referring to the thing where players touch fists with each other, not the other thing.

If I’ve offended anyone I’m really sorry, please feel free to delete this.
 
My friend has seen this and just called me to explain what was funny. Now I see why people weren’t taking it seriously.

Just to be clear, I was referring to the thing where players touch fists with each other, not the other thing.

If I’ve offended anyone I’m really sorry, please feel free to delete this.
I genuinely thought you were on the wind up.

You know ‘dogging’ isn’t taking your dog for walk?
 
My friend has seen this and just called me to explain what was funny. Now I see why people weren’t taking it seriously.

Just to be clear, I was referring to the thing where players touch fists with each other, not the other thing.

If I’ve offended anyone I’m really sorry, please feel free to delete this.


Please please don't delete it mods !
 
I get that it might be LESS risky to fist someone, but there is still a risk. What if the person rubbed something on the back of one hand using the palm of the other, then fisted someone?

I’d just stop it altogether.

Be more than risky if said person had rubbed Firey Jack on the back of their hand.
 
If anyone has any contacts at the club, could you tell them about my suggestion please? I really think it might help us in the long run if we cut out the fisting/fistshaking or whatever the name for it is.
 
If anyone has any contacts at the club, could you tell them about my suggestion please? I really think it might help us in the long run if we cut out the fisting/fistshaking or whatever the name for it is.
Which one ?
SUFC ( Sheffield United Football Club) or
SUFC ( Sheffields Ultimate Fisting Club )
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