Players whose name summed up their time at United

[1973Blade]

Billy Sharp, Iffy Onuora, Wally Downes

 

[Davalon]

Andy Leaning(thewrongway)
Andy (Onlygoodenoughfor)Barnsley
It's also a little known fact that Paul Williams's middle names are Yul Cec

 

[VwBlade]

Nyron Notworthy of course

 

[DifferentClass]

Dean Shitcunt Hammond

 

[Stevo]

Believe it or not Dean Hammond is Latin for "wage stealing useless cunt" you learn something every day

 

[Paisley Blade]

Benoit Croissant. Bit flaky.

 

[Gavlar]

Adrian Littlejon, well he was small.
Kevin (En)gage
Darius Horrenderson
Ched Evans above
Chris Basham in the net
Michael Brown nose
Ade Acrapbuyi

I'll get me coat.......

 

[Davalon]

Adrian Littlejon, well he was small.
Kevin (En)gage
Darius Horrenderson
Ched Evans above
Chris Basham in the net
Michael Brown nose
Ade Acrapbuyi

I'll get me coat.......

I always thought Aidy L wasn't too tall but he lived near me for a few years and he seemed at least my height if not slightly taller when I stood near him in shops and stuff.

That would make him 6 foot.

Maýbe playing with Deano didn't help.

 

[Carlton Blade]

Connor Sammonwankcunt

 

[Greenwich Blade]

Tony Currie. Hot.

 

[Greenwich Blade]

Lee Baxter-where-he-came-from.

 

[8lade]

Always thought Simon Stainrod sounded gay, I Know you didn't ask for that but this thread had descended into farce long before i came along.

 

[8lade]

I'm going to continue: John Cutbush ladies hairdresser.

 

[Blade for Sale]

Dane Whitehouse - presidential
Franz Carr - fast
Michael Tonge - good dribbler
Steve Wigley - Nice body swerve
Fabien Brandy - played like he was shitfaced

 

[RMBlade]

Mikele legofwood

 

[LoughboroBlade]

Once he’d switched to defence, Nicky Marker.

As he only really played one season, Craig Short.

As he was at one point a recent signing, Jon Newby.

Alan Wright, was just about alright.

 

[JohnDenver]

Richard Cadette. Played like a bloody trainee n’all.


* Before my time, but that’s no excuse to not put the boot in...

 

[Sean Thornton]

Lee Orangewanker

 

[diode_blade]

Michael Brown....shat on some pigs
Plus a whole lot more

 

[TAMUS]

Dean relish his time with us Henderson............................................................................................................................................................ Joe Shaw up the defence

 

[TAMUS]

Connor Sammonwankcunt

Certainly Conned me and Nigel for two games .

 

[Davalon]

Certainly Conned me and Nigel for two games .

One of the biggest beasts of a footballer we've ever had. Very tall and muscle bound yet absolute soft as shite.

Never seen someone so big and powerful looking on a football pitch so easily brushed aside time and time again.

 

[Harry's Game]

Craig Alcockup

 

[Brian Blessed]

Bruce Dyer

 

[Brian Blessed]

Jamal Blackman

Well he was, and its his name so it's not racist.

 

[South stand tut]

Higopottamus !

 

[Gimli]

Peter Ndlovu because I loved him

 

[Kop sufferer]

Peter Ndlovu because I loved him

Barry Butlin's, one big holiday

 

[TAMUS]

Doc Pace

 

[jockdodds]

Tony Currie. Hot.

I remember a newspaper headline in the seventies after TC and Gil Reece had both played a blinder - "Currie and Reece are Hot Stuff"