Wedding present -am I a twat or not?

[shorehamview]

My brother, the massive Blade and rozzer, is getting married next week. I've thought long and hard as to what would be a good present for him and his other half, who is also a big United fan. When I got married they got us a lovely picture - the 2000th match one. They knew it wouldn't please my wife, or my piggy father-in-law, but what the hell, I liked it.

So, the dilemma. Do I give my brother and soon-to-be sister-in-law the signed picture of Monty I recently acquired, knowing that he doesn't like the horse-faced-Zidane-a-like but she does, or should I get them something else?





If you know me you already know the answer......


Fuck him, it's funny. He gets Monty.

 

[Blades_257]

I think you should give it him.

And I'll have a signed Zidane shirt if you've got one spare, cheers.

 

[Vancouver]

I've got a signed Ronaldinho short... but no bloody way is it spare!

 

[Grecian2000]

My brother, the massive Blade and rozzer, is getting married next week. I've thought long and hard as to what would be a good present for him and his other half, who is also a big United fan. When I got married they got us a lovely picture - the 2000th match one. They knew it wouldn't please my wife, or my piggy father-in-law, but what the hell, I liked it.

So, the dilemma. Do I give my brother and soon-to-be sister-in-law the signed picture of Monty I recently acquired, knowing that he doesn't like the horse-faced-Zidane-a-like but she does, or should I get them something else?





If you know me you already know the answer......


Fuck him, it's funny. He gets Monty.

Can't you get Monty to actually turn up?

He could pretend it's one of our attacking moves and fuck the whole service up. Now that would be funny.

 

[silverfox]

It doesn't matter what you give him.......you are still a tw@t!

 

[Highbury_Blade]

Can't you get Monty to actually turn up?

He could pretend it's one of our attacking moves and fuck the whole service up. Now that would be funny.

Could potentially be tricky. he could make a pass at one of the bridesmaids and end up scoring the bride instead.