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BladeByChoice

BladeByChoice

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I know now we’re back in the PL we’re attracting more attention from the counterfeiters, but have a look at what this twat has come up with.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/A4-Foil-...hash=item2f29753f33:m:mNpeNg-82IHOVsmiRmYN1Qg

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OK, so theirs’s a few versions going about, gallon of maggots, thrill me again, fill me again, but what the fuck is a ‘piece of snuff’

You monumental dickhead, take your printer (we’ve all got one) and your 9 quid for a tacky piece of A4 and stick em right up your arse.
 

What are you supposed to do with a piece of snuff? Just wedge it up your hooter for a bit or what?
 
A bigger bug bear of mine is people downloading photo's (the copyright of which belongs to others), whacking them through a few Photoshop filters, and selling them as original art prints or on mugs, towels etc.

You could (and many do) argue that my doodles are shit - but at least I'm trying to cobble a living fairly and from my own hand.
 
But at least you can now get cheap copy Blades shirts when you're on your hols in Turkey etc! 🤔
 
BladeByChoice said:
I know now we’re back in the PL we’re attracting more attention from the counterfeiters, but have a look at what this twat has come up with.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/A4-Foil-...hash=item2f29753f33:m:mNpeNg-82IHOVsmiRmYN1Qg

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OK, so theirs’s a few versions going about, gallon of maggots, thrill me again, fill me again, but what the fuck is a ‘piece of snuff’

You monumental dickhead, take your printer (we’ve all got one) and your 9 quid for a tacky piece of A4 and stick em right up your arse.
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There are also different ways to spell the word "there", "their" and "they're". Not only have you used the wrong one, you've spelt it wrong too.🤣
 
Blade56 said:
You lying Tom tit, you thought they wert reyt words. ;)
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I'm going to defend SwissBlade here. The problem is one of annunciation. It's no wonder folks get mixed up with the words to that song. The annunciation of some of our fans, especially those on the kop who are singing at the top of their voices after several pints with a gob full of hot pukka pie, is appalling! They need lessons in annunciation!:mad:
 
BladeByChoice said:
I know now we’re back in the PL we’re attracting more attention from the counterfeiters, but have a look at what this twat has come up with.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/A4-Foil-...hash=item2f29753f33:m:mNpeNg-82IHOVsmiRmYN1Qg

View attachment 71366

OK, so theirs’s a few versions going about, gallon of maggots, thrill me again, fill me again, but what the fuck is a ‘piece of snuff’

You monumental dickhead, take your printer (we’ve all got one) and your 9 quid for a tacky piece of A4 and stick em right up your arse.
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Thanks just bought one 👍
 

whispers very quietly

I once did snuff, when I was about 14. I've never been pepper sprayed, but I'd imagine the result is much the same.

I once tried smoking a woodbine, it was about 30 years ago, they're fucking disgusting. I'm still coughing.

Magnet is a bit ropey.

I'm fully on board with Greasy chip butties and Sheffield United.

backs out of room
 
Flawed said:
whispers very quietly

I once did snuff, when I was about 14. I've never been pepper sprayed, but I'd imagine the result is much the same.

I once tried smoking a woodbine, it was about 30 years ago, they're fucking disgusting. I'm still coughing.

Magnet is a bit ropey.

I'm fully on board with Greasy chip butties and Sheffield United.

backs out of room
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I once bought a packet of Woodbines. I smoked 20 a day at the time and it was still like inhaling shrapnel and because of the lack of a filter tip it disintegrated on my lips so I had to spit bits of tobacco out between every drag.

Can we update the line to "like a menthol or fruit flavoured e-cig juice"?
 
They used to sell McChrystals snuff in The Washington on Devonshire Green. We always used to end up buying a tin and snorting it over the course of the evening, waking up in the morning with extremely black bogies. Horrible when I think about it now but I'm financially much better off than the idiots that used to pay £50 for a gram of coke on a night out.
 
Cerberus Blade said:
I'm going to defend SwissBlade here. The problem is one of annunciation. It's no wonder folks get mixed up with the words to that song. The annunciation of some of our fans, especially those on the kop who are singing at the top of their voices after several pints with a gob full of hot pukka pie, is appalling! They need lessons in annunciation!:mad:
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Why is the the O and UT in word OUT different colours? Looks like it he ran out of black ink, replaced it was a dodgy cartridge before thinking f*ck it, I'll use a branded cartridge and hope nobody notices. Clown.
 
Flawed said:
whispers very quietly

I once did snuff, when I was about 14. I've never been pepper sprayed, but I'd imagine the result is much the same.

I once tried smoking a woodbine, it was about 30 years ago, they're fucking disgusting. I'm still coughing.

Magnet is a bit ropey.

I'm fully on board with Greasy chip butties and Sheffield United.

backs out of room
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I took snuff when worked down pit better than chewing tobacco yuk, Woodbines & Parky Ruff took some smoking as is said forever spitting baccy out. I have to say Magnet was and is a marvellous pint and a Greasy Chip Butty & Sheffield United was there ever a better match made in heaven.
 
bypassblade said:
I took snuff when worked down pit better than chewing tobacco yuk, Woodbines & Parky Ruff took some smoking as is said forever spitting baccy out. I have to say Magnet was and is a marvellous pint and a Greasy Chip Butty & Sheffield United was there ever a better match made in heaven.
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Nowt wrong with chewing on a pigtail, this bring back any memories, they used to sell it in the canteen. Look at the price!
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I used to mix McChrystals with Jockey Club for added flavour.
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I don't drink beer these days, cos I'm a cider man. I've never smoked and took snuff once as a nipper.
I did drink beer until my mid-twenties and don't recall Magnet being owt special.
So can we change the words to "A gallon of Hendoes"? :)
 
Mad Mick said:
and don't recall Magnet being owt special.
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How dare you

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Blade56 said:
Annunci-fecking-ation, annunci-fecking-ation. Who‘s dictionary Did you nick, SwissBlade just dint know the words! I still have my first 50/50 scarf with Blades spelt Blaydes and Bramall spelt Bramhall :mad:;)
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I still have an "official" United scarf with Bramall spelt with the extra "H"....... Junior Blades Christmas party 2003 ish. Our Nat was given what I thought at the time was a decent quality free scarf. They had about four or five boxes full of them. On returning home and upon close inspection I realised where this unexpected generosity came from.
As an aside, as a two year old he did spend half the afternoon taking his shoes off when the childrens entertainer came on ...... pre Robson episode.
 

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