Hunt the ST - an international break game...

[Linz]

Say you were a mid-thirties bloke who worked for the finest local purveyors of knobs and knockers and ran some little internet forum for shark enthusiasts and kidney punching louts.

Say you were this bloke, and before you went on holiday in the last international break, you put your season ticket "somewhere safe".

Add into the mix a 2.5 year old toddler.

In the interests of not having to go down and get another reprint before Sundays match, does anyone have any suggestions as to where Foxy (or Fox Jr) has put the bloody thing?

 

[WalkelyFan]

If it is any consolation - I put the keys to my motorhome hidden away so no-one could break into the house, steal the keys and make off with it. Which was fine until we came too want to use the motorhome..........only took two days.......

 

[Original United]

I would suggest Foxy checks behind the bar in every pub within a 3 mile radius of your house.

 

[Woodwardfan]

It'll be away with your passports, or your Euros stash or in the cupboard with your cheap cigs.

Footnote: Shark enthusiasts?!

It's only Man Utd anyway!

 

[raul]

Has anyone checked behind the bar of the Stirling Castle, or the Camerton, Thorngumbald?

 

[Tom Bott]

My mother keeps her tea bags in the fridge.

Surely your season ticket is kept with all your other debit/credit cards.

 

[MobileBlade]

Check in the slot where the tapes go in on the video player

 

[Reyt Then]

Use a second season card as bait, track said toddler back to his season card stash when they deposit the new haul?

 

[Flatulent_Bob]

Check in the slot where the tapes go in on the video player

The what now?

 

[elgoog44]

if a toddler is involved, check in EVERYTHING! could be in the spread, the airing cupboard a shoe, stuffed down inside the sofa, inside any toy that it will fit, or to phase it another way fit with some pushing chewing and re-pushing and squeezing, fridge, washing machine, dishwasher, at the back of the cupboard you never really use the draw in the kitchen with old batteries and stuff in it, the toilet, there bed, your bed, anything sticky could be stuck to something else, and if all else fails could be in the nappy if said toddler is still in nappies.

oh and good luck, something in our house remain lost to the wilds of the unknown... the twins are 5 now some stuff was "Lost" starting from when they could walk and move, and when there are two of them its fair game as one distracts and the other does, then tag in for the next round so neither one can be fully to blame!

I did however finally two years later find my wedding ring, and in pretty good condition, the Poppy toy twin two had was waring it as a bracelet, I can only imagine the journey it has been on during that two year period!

 

[bromtom]

If I had a small human I would put it somewhere inaccessible to said small human, on top of a kitchen cupboard perhaps, or at the back of a heavy drawer.

If I was putting it somewhere safe I'd put it somewhere I know I'd eventually go back to when I got back from holiday, like the inside/zipped pocket of the coat I wear to matches.

 

[BLADES1988]

If you cant see the season ticket, is it still valid? and are you still counted in the attendance?



My actual guess would be down the side of the settee, down that bit at the side that you cant really get your hand down.

 

[bongleblade]

I would suggest Foxy checks behind the bar in every pub within a 3 mile radius of your house.

found my drivers license by doing this once... 3 months later... deposit for a pool cue lol

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Roobs continues to go up in my estimation.

It'll be in the garden somewhere, or stashed in a toy box.

 

[mattbianco1]

Say you were a mid-thirties bloke who worked for the finest local purveyors of knobs and knockers and ran some little internet forum for shark enthusiasts and kidney punching louts.

Say you were this bloke, and before you went on holiday in the last international break, you put your season ticket "somewhere safe".

Add into the mix a 2.5 year old toddler.

In the interests of not having to go down and get another reprint before Sundays match, does anyone have any suggestions as to where Foxy (or Fox Jr) has put the bloody thing?

I find it difficult to understand why a 30-something male would ever take a season ticket out of their wallet, unless they're at the turnstile

 

[Scarebus]

It's with his porn stash

 

[Tynemouth Blade]

If this was 20 years ago I'd say look in the VHS machine slot.
That's where I found no end of things when my kids were young.....
Toy cars, a banana (unpeeled)......

 

[Deleted member 1486]

My mother keeps her tea bags in the fridge

I was once looking for a stapler. I knew we owned one, so I searched for hours and couldn't find it. I emptied cupboards, draws, boxes. I searched every shelf. I looked under furniture. When the missus came home I said "where's the stapler?".

She said "Where its always been!"

I said "where's that then?"

She replied "in the slow cooker of course!" (like I'm an idiot, for not looking in the slow cooker)

(this conversation actually happened! I've still no idea why she thinks it's normal to store a stapler in the slow cooker).

 

[georgebernardshaw]

I was once looking for a stapler. I knew we owned one, so I searched for hours and couldn't find it. I emptied cupboards, draws, boxes. I searched every shelf. I looked under furniture. When the missus came home I said "where's the stapler?".

She said "Where its always been!"

I said "where's that then?"

She replied "in the slow cooker of course!" (like I'm an idiot, for not looking in the slow cooker)

(this conversation actually happened! I've still no idea why she thinks it's normal to store a stapler in the slow cooker).

Never heard of a staple diet?

 

[Bath Blade]

Say you were a mid-thirties bloke who worked for the finest local purveyors of knobs and knockers and ran some little internet forum for shark enthusiasts and kidney punching louts.

Say you were this bloke, and before you went on holiday in the last international break, you put your season ticket "somewhere safe".

Add into the mix a 2.5 year old toddler.

In the interests of not having to go down and get another reprint before Sundays match, does anyone have any suggestions as to where Foxy (or Fox Jr) has put the bloody thing?

I normally ask the wife where she’s put them. She denies having ever seen them, so I turn the house upside down before finding them precisely where she’s put them when tidying up. Not that I’m suggesting it’s similar in your house.

 

[Yellarbellyblade]

Rammel drawer?

 

[BushBlade]

I was once looking for a stapler. I knew we owned one, so I searched for hours and couldn't find it. I emptied cupboards, draws, boxes. I searched every shelf. I looked under furniture. When the missus came home I said "where's the stapler?".

She said "Where its always been!"

I said "where's that then?"

She replied "in the slow cooker of course!" (like I'm an idiot, for not looking in the slow cooker)

(this conversation actually happened! I've still no idea why she thinks it's normal to store a stapler in the slow cooker).

Well if you don’t slow cook them they can be quite tough.

 

[west_yorks_blade]

I know where it is.

All Foxy has to do is transfer 50k... no let’s not be greedy .. 40k of loyalty points to my membership card and I will furnish the information

 

[Blackestnite]

My grandad once dropped a tiny screw while fixing a radio , when he couldn't find it he dropped another in the hope it would land in the same place, it didnt.

 

[sitwell]

Be in his wallet ,reckon he doesn't visit there very often.

 

[SwissBlade]

Hi Linz

Have you tried turning it off and back on again?

 

[stringjunior]

It's wherever you keep the soft drinks in the house. Ruby will know where this - foxy not so much

 

[SwissBlade]

Say you were a mid-thirties bloke

Hang on... You're telling us that Foxy is mid thirties!?!?!?

That was one hell of a paper round

 

[Sean Thornton]

Say you were a mid-thirties bloke who worked for the finest local purveyors of knobs and knockers and ran some little internet forum for shark enthusiasts and kidney punching louts.

Say you were this bloke, and before you went on holiday in the last international break, you put your season ticket "somewhere safe".

Add into the mix a 2.5 year old toddler.

In the interests of not having to go down and get another reprint before Sundays match, does anyone have any suggestions as to where Foxy (or Fox Jr) has put the bloody thing?

More to the point has he claimed you’ve moved it?

Depending on how long it is before you are back on speaking terms, it will turn up very shortly after.

 

[guancheblade]

I was once looking for a stapler. I knew we owned one, so I searched for hours and couldn't find it. I emptied cupboards, draws, boxes. I searched every shelf. I looked under furniture. When the missus came home I said "where's the stapler?".

She said "Where its always been!"

I said "where's that then?"

She replied "in the slow cooker of course!" (like I'm an idiot, for not looking in the slow cooker)

(this conversation actually happened! I've still no idea why she thinks it's normal to store a stapler in the slow cooker).

Talk about a staple diet!