Imagine

[west_yorks_blade]

And while we are at it, can we please get a drummer.

They make the atmosphere so much better

 

[SUFC Guy]

And while we are at it, can we please get a drummer.

They make the atmosphere so much better

And some wank rip off Wendy ultras please

 

[JackSUFC]

If everyone in a white seat on the kop all turned their mobile phone torches on 5 mins from end of our game against Burnley.
Spectacular light show ?
Or Cheesy wank ?

Little Mix are performing at the arena tonight. Best get yourself there if mobile phone light shows are your thing.

 

[Cerberus Blade]

I sit on a white seat on the Kop. You think I know how to switch the torch on my phone on? One light coming on 5 minutes after everyone else has switched theirs off would ruin the effect...

Slow stroboscope effect. Might affect people with epilepsy, best you don’t do it.

 

[1889]

I sit on a shite seat on the Kop, no fucking legroom, people in and out, up down, up down.

Anyway, what time are we doing this?

‘SUFC’ illuminated for all to see, great idea, really intimidating for the Burnley massive opposite

 

[Kenilworth]

It would spell Blavdes on John Street

 

[Bearlie]

Little Mix are performing at the arena tonight. Best get yourself there if mobile phone light shows are your thing.

I'm more of a clash man , but thanks for the heads up

 

[Bearlie]

So are we saying it's a goer then ??

 

[Digs blade]

If my phone runs out of charge can I borrow someone’s, at which point I’ll run down to a white seat to join in the fun and frolics

 

[Cheesebored]

And some wank rip off Wendy ultras please

Wednesday ultras? Are they a sanitary towel for midweek use?

 

[Pierre's PC]

Expected an upturn in this thread, was disappointed.

The interwebz is a dark place.

 

[BushBlade]

Expected an upturn in this thread, was disappointed.

The interwebz is a dark place.

What were you hoping for? Dank memes? Cliched GIFs? Old men with nowt to do arguing like children?

 

[Pierre's PC]

What were you hoping for? Dank memes? Cliched GIFs? Old men with nowt to do arguing like children?

Sorry Sally.

 

[diode_blade]

bugger the phones, just get hold of some plutonium, cut it in half, place both pieces at the ends of a tube, stick a banger in each end, light and do a very fast bloody runner, you will get all the light you need.....esp good on a freezing cold rearranged friday evening 8 pm ko....certainly keep ya warm as well, Sky might not like it nor the council and the rest of the city...but the city is ours.

 

[BushBlade]

bugger the phones, just get hold of some plutonium, cut it in half, place both pieces at the ends of a tube, stick a banger in each end, light and do a very fast bloody runner, you will get all the light you need.....esp good on a freezing cold rearranged friday evening 8 pm ko....certainly keep ya warm as well, Sky might not like it nor the council and the rest of the city...but the city is ours.

Where do I get the plutonium from? Selco? (it’s where the trade go), Wickes?

 

[Hartley Hare]

How truly vulgar.

HH

 

[Harry's Game]

In the list of bad ideas this is up there with Abraham Lincoln saying “I think I fancy taking in a show tonight”