Imagine

[Bearlie]

If everyone in a white seat on the kop all turned their mobile phone torches on 5 mins from end of our game against Burnley.
Spectacular light show ?
Or Cheesy wank ?

 

[FATTYFOULKE]

If everyone in a white seat on the kop all turned their mobile phone torches on 5 mins from end of our game against Burnley.
Spectacular light show ?
Or Cheesy wank ?

The latter.

 

[1973Blade]

I sit on a white seat on the Kop and will only consider doing this for £100 cash upfront.

 

[BettingBlade]

-5000 loyalty points for anyone who does this.

 

[stringjunior]

The latter.

What he said

 

[Pierre's PC]

This thread means we have now achieved #PeakS2

 

[bypassblade]

If everyone in a white seat on the kop all turned their mobile phone torches on 5 mins from end of our game against Burnley.
Spectacular light show ?
Or Cheesy wank ?

God tha'll be wanting them clapper monstrosity things next

 

[Cheesebored]

If everyone in a white seat on the kop all turned their mobile phone torches on 5 mins from end of our game against Burnley.
Spectacular light show ?
Or Cheesy wank ?

Surely it would be more effective if everyone in a red seat turned them on and those in the white seats didn't. My particular favourite would be if I never saw mobile phone torches at a game ever again.

 

[dc_blade]

Imagine there’s no light show
It’s easy if you try

 

[Cheesebored]

Imagine there’s no light show
It’s easy if you try

Samsung below us,
Above us no wi-fi.

 

[snootyfenooty]

Samsung below us,
Above us no wi-fi.

Imagine all those mobiles
Living life switched off

 

[HodgysBrokenThumb]

I sit on a white seat on the Kop. You think I know how to switch the torch on my phone on? One light coming on 5 minutes after everyone else has switched theirs off would ruin the effect...

 

[Worksop II]

If everyone in a white seat on the kop all turned their mobile phone torches on 5 mins from end of our game against Burnley.
Spectacular light show ?
Or Cheesy wank ?

You see, most of the fuckers above cant get a wrapper off their Werthers, nay mind work a phone...

 

[Bladesman]

Are the new floodlights not blinding enough?

 

[itsinyerblood]

Wanky cheese for the connoisseur.....why settle for less?

 

[Davalon]

Setting fire to all the people sat in those seats would create a better visual display.

 

[BigBed]

If everyone in a white seat on the kop all turned their mobile phone torches on 5 mins from end of our game against Burnley.
Spectacular light show ?
Or Cheesy wank ?

Very very Wendy.

 

[HodgysBrokenThumb]

You see, most of the fuckers above cant get a wrapper off their Werthers, nay mind work a phone...

No wonder I've been finding the texture of the Werthers a bit strange in recent years...

 

[HodgysBrokenThumb]

Setting fire to all the people sat in those seats would create a better visual display.

And to add insult to injury, the people behind would just shout at us to sit down...

 

[BiggerBladeThanThou]

Wanker post.

 

[TopBoy]

Cheesy Wank? Win win.

 

[BLADES1988]

Lifetime ban at all stadiums in the known universe.

 

[Houston_Blade]

It would be more acceptable for everyone to whip their todgers out and knock one out in unison.

I’m pretty sure this kind of shit suggestion breaches forum rules?! If not it should do.

 

[Sean Thornton]

It would be more acceptable for everyone to whip their todgers out and knock one out in unison.

I’m pretty sure this kind of shit suggestion breaches forum rules?! If not it should do.

I’d guess most people who’d light up their phone would be doing that at the same time.....

 

[Tynemouth Blade]

If everyone in a white seat on the kop all turned their mobile phone torches on 5 mins from end of our game against Burnley.
Spectacular light show ?
Or Cheesy wank ?

 

[Bobby Boo]

Thank fuck I sit on a red seat. I'd rather watch the match than fuck about with my phone thanks.

 

[guancheblade]

If everyone in a white seat on the kop all turned their mobile phone torches on 5 mins from end of our game against Burnley.
Spectacular light show ?
Or Cheesy wank ?

Be pretty embarrassing if there were any empty white seats though.

 

[Varkanoid]

laugh if the floodlights fail.

 

[Pittsburg Blade]

It’s a fact it will get cheesy if you don’t occasionally pull the wrapper off your Werther though

 

[SUFC Guy]

If everyone in a white seat on the kop all turned their mobile phone torches on 5 mins from end of our game against Burnley.
Spectacular light show ?
Or Cheesy wank ?

Would get the same effect if all those with a white seat didnt turn up for the game

So to take part.... don't turn up