Are McBurnies legs alien?

[knowsnowt]

They do good shit but couldnt help but notice today they do it in a very odd way.
It's almost like his central swivel point is his knees and not his hips.
A friend told me that's an alien trait.

 

[Harrisblade]

They do good shit but couldnt help but notice today they do it in a very odd way.
It's almost like his central swivel point is his knees and not his hips.
A friend told me that's an alien trait.

You might want to find another friend - like quickly!

 

[Scooter_mcgavin]

Ahh the old 'a friend told me' story.

 

[blade67]

They do good shit but couldnt help but notice today they do it in a very odd way.
It's almost like his central swivel point is his knees and not his hips.
A friend told me that's an alien trait.

Yes

Next question

 

[William]

He does look very ungainly. Almost to the point it looks like he’s going to fall over when he takes the ball past someone, but then he’ll fall the other way and take it past someone else. I like it, something a bit different.

 

[knowsnowt]

He does look very ungainly. Almost to the point it looks like he’s going to fall over when he takes the ball past someone, but then he’ll fall the other way and take it past someone else. I like it, something a bit different.

I cant remember us having anyone quite like him.
His legs are a masterclass in deception.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

They do good shit but couldnt help but notice today they do it in a very odd way.
It's almost like his central swivel point is his knees and not his hips.
A friend told me that's an alien trait.

Is your friend ITK?

 

[bigbirdblade]

Needs to pull his socks up. Literally!

 

[knowsnowt]

Is your friend ITK?

Not that I know of.
He wouldn't tell me anything anyway as he doesn't like me much.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Not that I know of.
He wouldn't tell me anything anyway as he doesn't like me much.

With enemies like that who needs friends

 

[benn5712]

They do good shit but couldnt help but notice today they do it in a very odd way.
It's almost like his central swivel point is his knees and not his hips.
A friend told me that's an alien trait.

Also. If he's unable to bend his little finger(s) that's sure sign.

 

[knowsnowt]

With enemies like that who needs friends

He touched our cat inappropriately. He denied it of course but I know what I saw.
We kinda only keep in touch so he can keep disputing it. He watches that "ancient aliens" crap and reads Graham Hancock so he knows his alien shit. Sorta.

 

[georgebernardshaw]

I cant remember us having anyone quite like him.
His legs are a masterclass in deception.

Not a Nosworthy phenomenon then? The feet back to front on the wrong legs?

 

[Linz]

His bum was eating his short shorts at half time.

Wasn’t it Mousey

 

[Mousey]

His bum was eating his short shorts at half time.

Wasn’t it Mousey

You were in to that rather too much!

 

[wavy-blade]

I see Maupay scored today for Brighton , good win for them away .

 

[Berkshire Blade]

He uses kids shinpads.

I'm guessing they belong to the mascot who walked on with Norwood as he was in tears

 

[knowsnowt]

Not a Nosworthy phenomenon then? The feet back to front on the wrong legs?

No. Not in that way at all.
I think he listens to electric boogaloo whilst running.
I'm not knocking him btw. It's a skill worth having.
Hed make a great body popper/breakdancer. Wonder if hes ever dabbled on the lino?

 

[CarlMcBlade]

What time is it.........Have they let em out again?

 

[blademark]

They do good shit but couldnt help but notice today they do it in a very odd way.
It's almost like his central swivel point is his knees and not his hips.
A friend told me that's an alien trait.

Dump your mate David Icke before he seriously messes with your head.
Second thoughts, it's probably too late.

 

[knowsnowt]

What time is it.........Have they let em out again?

His legs?
I dont think they ever could be held captive tbh.

 

[knowsnowt]

Dump your mate David Icke before he seriously messes with your head.
Second thoughts, it's probably too late.

Icke is fruitier than a shipment of fruit.
I'm not keen on him at all.

 

[8lade]

You might want to find another friend - like quickly!

I agree, before the probes begin anyway.

 

[Cerberus Blade]

I cant remember us having anyone quite like him.
His legs are a masterclass in deception.

The way he runs I think he’s a cartoon animation that was brought to life. Looks like the work of Hanna-Barbera to me. Good though innit? I can’t wait to see his legs spinning round in circles before he sets off.

 

[knowsnowt]

The way he runs I think he’s a cartoon animation that was brought to life. Looks like the work of Hanna-Barbera to me. Good though innit? I can’t wait to see his legs spinning round in circles before he sets off.

Apologies for using such vile language but I genuinely think he has owl neck DNA in his knees.

 

[Rupicola]

Wasn't Icke the lizard king or something, thought all people were lizards. He clearly watched too much of that series V in the 80s

 

[Kev Gee]

 

[knowsnowt]

Wasn't Icke the lizard king or something, thought all people were lizards. He clearly watched too much of that series V in the 80s

The very same.
He's a lunatic bereft of any sense.

 

[Th!stledo]

The very same.
He's a lunatic bereft of any sense.

How dare you:

David Icke explains theory why 'Queen IS a shape-shifting reptile'

CONSPIRACY theory king David Icke has spoken at length about why he believes the Queen of England is actually a shape-shifting reptilian lizard from outer space.

www.express.co.uk

 

[knowsnowt]

How dare you:

David Icke explains theory why 'Queen IS a shape-shifting reptile'

CONSPIRACY theory king David Icke has spoken at length about why he believes the Queen of England is actually a shape-shifting reptilian lizard from outer space.

www.express.co.uk

The fact I've actually seen him in a green lycra get up, from head to toe, in a ditch (true story) trumps that.