Monday

[St Annington]

Reminds me of a crap joke I tease my daughter with from Horrid Henry.

Dad: Seen anything you want for Christmas?
Kid: Yes, I've got my eye on a new bike.
Dad: Well, you'd better keep your eye on it cos you won't be getting your bottom on it

Kev/HRH: So Chris, seen anybody you fancy in the transfer market?
CW: Yes I've got my eye on McBurnie and a few others.
Kev/HRH: Well, you'd better keep an eye on them cos you won't be getting your hands on them.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Which Chuckle brother died?

 

[stringer]

Re-zips

Sorry?

 

[bromtom]

Sorry?

Slightly rude memes innit.

Exciting news potential kit reveal

*Unzips*

Only the sponsor

Re-zips

 

[LoughboroBlade]

Rubbish United.

Ahhhhh, think you’ve got it – Monday must be Bin Day.

 

[Compound_Legend]

 

[Blade56]

Ahhhhh, think you’ve got it – Monday must be Bin Day.

Ah, we get the Bin Ladin loan through from Amigo.



Is it tomorra dad?

 

[Isar]

Is the day that things start falling into place.... Allegedly.

Is it today?

 

[Shoreham_Bhoys]

Just been on Look North that we're going to announce our "major international kit sponsor". Didn't say anything about the actual kit though.

 

[SUFC Guy]

Osama Finance

YHIHF

 

[blade too long]

When he says eyes peeled is that like a peel of bells. Ringing your eyes. We already ring our hands and with an extra w. Ocular Campology all the rage

 

[bongleblade]

What will it take? Cos to be honest I'm expecting new signings as well. Not sure what news we wouldn't be expecting or whether it would be good for that matter

Deano announced modelling the new gk shirt?

 

[LoughboroBlade]

Deano announced modelling the new gk shirt?

Ah, the new goalkeeping shirt – what the fans have been waiting for. Then next week we can announce the training gear – home kit inn4 weeks time.

 

[HeCanDoMagic]

New sponsor. Teaser picture of new kit. Kit launch Friday.

 

[Manuel Azaña]

Osama Finance

The bin Laden fortune originated with Mohammed bin Laden, a government-connected contractor, who died in 1967. After the invasion, Mohammed’s sons liquidated one of the family’s foundations and set up Swiss bank accounts to benefit his fifty-three surviving children.

Source - The New Yorker

How much were they worth, if we got £3m from them, unless they all put in 5,798,783.03736* Afghani.

Based on today's exchange rate.

 

[bongleblade]

Ah, the new goalkeeping shirt – what the fans have been waiting for. Then next week we can announce the training gear – home kit inn4 weeks time.

i actually asked for a signed simon tracey gk shirt for my bday once - i was over the moon when i got it, was the dark grey midas shirt!

 

[bromtom]

If it's literally just a press release with a picture of the logo I'll be a little disappointed.

Crop in on a picture of the kit so we can at least moan if the application looks naff.

 

[BigBed]

COME ON UNITED, ME BALL BAGS TWITCHING LIKE A RABBITS NOSE!

 

[dodworth blade]

There is an event at the lane today hosted by paul walker, i would expect an update from wilder as he will be in attendance.

 

[west_yorks_blade]

There is an event at the lane today hosted by paul walker, i would expect an update from wilder as he will be in attendance.

What sort of event?

 

[Whiston Blade]

If it's literally just a press release with a picture of the logo I'll be a little disappointed.

Crop in on a picture of the kit so we can at least moan if the application looks naff.

You're setting your expectations too high. It'll be exactly what's in bold, maybe a picture of someone from the club who worked on getting this deal done and likewise someone from the new sponsor.

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

 

[Berkshire Blade]

new sponsors/ start of pre season training I guess.

 

[bromtom]

You're setting your expectations too high. It'll be exactly what's in bold, maybe a picture of someone from the club who worked on getting this deal done and likewise someone from the new sponsor.

I've revised my expectations down to a picture of Chris Wilder shaking some blokes hand and a bit of marketing waffle.

 

[SUFC Guy]

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[SUFC Guy]

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[SUFC Guy]

 

[bromtom]

What was it?

 

[BLADES1988]

New Vegan Halal Pies!!!!!

 

[SUFC Guy]

What was it?

God knows!