Things that separate us from the Pigs.

[Bill Johnson]

One city. Two clubs but there are very few similarities.
They are arrogant and deluded.
We are understated and pragmatic.

They play in a dilapidated death trap.
We play in a largely modern attractive stadium.

They extort ridiculous amounts of money to watch a match.

We have a brilliant and reasonable scale of prices.

We have a wealth of original songs.

They have no songs.

We have countless affectionate connections to our club.

They have none.

DEM Blades.

Fuck all from their side.


We play at Bramall Lane.

They play on PENIStone Rd.

We are owned, managed and captained by Blades.

They are owned managed and captained by 3 random cunts.

I'm sure there's plenty more.

 

[Bobby Boo]

19 points and 8 league places

 

[Selly]

Class

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[Ricky]

Oh you whore.
(30 likes guaranteed)

 

[BritishSteel]

Greater diversity of the gene pool.

 

[Gin&Juice]

‘They’re more Yorkshire with a capital Y’

- Paul Heaton in some 442 article 20 years ago.

 

[Pierre's PC]

About 400 miles

 

[Sean Thornton]

Bathing

 

[Dellas Cowboys]

We haven't got a band.

 

[Blackestnite]

Kevin McCabe has never killed a dolphin.

 

[Davalon]

They've won a major trophy in living memory.

Have I got the hang of this?

 

[Netsix_and_chill]

They are obsessed with us

 

[nopigfansintown]

They've won a major trophy in living memory.

Have I got the hang of this?

1930s?

 

[knowsnowt]

We arent fucking mongs led by a fat bald ****.

 

[cahill]

We aren't from Barnsley,.....err hang on a min.

 

[BigBed]

One city. Two clubs but there are very few similarities.
They are arrogant and deluded.
We are understated and pragmatic.

They play in a dilapidated death trap.
We play in a largely modern attractive stadium.

They extort ridiculous amounts of money to watch a match.

We have a brilliant and reasonable scale of prices.

We have a wealth of original songs.

They have no songs.

We have countless affectionate connections to our club.

They have none.

DEM Blades.

Fuck all from their side.


We play at Bramall Lane.

They play on PENIStone Rd.

We are owned, managed and captained by Blades.

They are owned managed and captained by 3 random cunts.

I'm sure there's plenty more.

The border between Sheffield an Barnsley.

 

[INTAKE BLADE]

They smell of poo

 

[SUFC Guy]

WE DON'T FKIN BOUNCE!

 

[Nicolaus_Copernicus]

Kevin McCabe has never killed a dolphin.

I’d caveat that with ‘during the course of his business life’.

I’ve heard a rumour that when he’s not working, he’s a reyt bastard to bottlenoses. Just a rumour, mind.

 

[knowsnowt]

I’d caveat that with ‘during the course of his business life’.

I’ve heard a rumour that when he’s not working, he’s a reyt bastard to bottlenoses. Just a rumour, mind.

But it's a well known fact that his great grandfather drop kicked a pike to death ont canal.

 

[Topplayersleave]

I can't believe the difference between us and them
I've got so bad that I can listen to somebody speak for 0.0000003 seconds and immediately I've got them down as a pig or a Blade.

 

[JonnyRed(WCFC)]

Their kidneys bruise easier

 

[Davalon]

1930s?

1991?

 

[nopigfansintown]

1991?

Nah, that'sthe league cup mate.

 

[mattbianco1]

One city. Two clubs but there are very few similarities.
They are arrogant and deluded.
We are pragmatic.

They play in a tiny stadium.
We play in a large stadium that has hosted Cup Semi Finals and International fixtures.

We have a wealth of songs and a band.
They copy everybody's songs

We have countless connections to our club and have a strong bond with Rangers.
They have Chendu Blades which went bust

WAWAW
DEM Blades... (They use it in a sarcastic way)

We play at Bumhole Lane and have BLAVDES written on their stand.
Our stadium proudly plasters the name of our fantastic owner absolutely evereywhere

We are owned by a very rich man.
They are owned by the Bog Roll Prince and a Billy Blunt with no pot to piss in. They can only attract fans to be managers

Changed it to the pig version. They think the exact same. However, they are all psychogenic

 

[Canterbury Blade]

A GAP. Long may it grow....

 

[Bladesmanscotty]

 

[metalblade]

Go into a boozer anywhere in the world if there is a pig inside he will be the first person you spot, a bit like bird shit on a freshly cleaned car they stand out a mile.

 

[ComedyClub]

We have hands and feet. They have hooves. We live in houses. They live in stys. The list goes on and on...

 

[Tony]

No fear of drowning in the stadium, still think wearing scarves round the wrist is in, that a fat ugly pensioner slob with his shirt off is still funny ( well, it was funny to them). Need a band to try and get the fans to make any noise, don't come from Sheffield,
no atmosphere at 99% of their games. By the way, they are not arrogant, just suffer from a total inferiority complex. Would love Freud to try and work out the average pig.
Oh, they're all ugly, look like baboons, and the men even worse.