How are you spending the international break

[sitwell]

Is that a euphemism?

He could do with one

 

[Pinchy]

Wanking

Ah, an England fan...

 

[LenTednTony]

In a cardboard box under a bush in the garden. Hibernating until the next game!

 

[raimond]

Mainly filling in pointless prediction posts on here, wanking and eating cheesy wotsits. Careful of the jaundice symptoms though

 

[Houston_Blade]

Going to Jordan for 10 days next week, shameless holiday boast.

 

[Cerberus Blade]

Going to Jordan for 10 days next week, shameless holiday boast.

I thought she'd changed her name back to Katie Price?

 

[Houston_Blade]

I thought she'd changed her name back to Katie Price?

I wouldn't touch her with yours.

 

[Cerberus Blade]

I wouldn't touch her with yours.

My "bargepole" you mean?

Yep I agree, neither would I.

I was once at a Christmas do at a place called "Hoar Cross Hall" - it's in a place called Yoxall, near Burton on Trent, and it's a famous spa hotel.

A certain Ms Jordan was there at the same time, she liked a bit of attention I'd say. She came stomping through the lounge area saying loudly..."Where's all the fuckin' men?".

I was ensconced in a comfy wing back chair at the time, sipping tea from a china cup. I lowered my Daily Telegraph, put the stubby pencil back behind my ear that I'd been using to do the "Quick Crossword" for the past hour, lowered my spectacles to the end of my nose and peered over the top to see who was making this commotion. It was indeed Ms Jordan. I recognised her partly, from Page 3 of another newspaper. Now, I consider myself to be a bit of a dashing Blade and one always ready to rise to the challenge of a voracious female. However, I did feel a little bit unnerved by her forthrightness in this situation. I shuffled rather uncomfortably in my seat, let out a deep sigh, shook my head disbelievingly and then reached into the pocket of my green knitted cardigan to take out another Nuttall's Mintoe, and carried on doing my crossword.

Most of this story is true btw.

 

[Ecco1889]

Sheffield fc at home to Lincoln Utd on Saturday

 

[Pierre's PC]

Same ,before our dictatorship ban it.

Just invested in NordVPN £99 for 3 years, they ain't gonna stop me

 

[blade too long]

Setting off for a week in Mozanmbique to help later today .back next Friday

 

[Northyorksblade]

Three days scouring Alicante for the team, only to find they're in Valencia. Thinking of spending the day at Alicante airport in the hope of seeing them, but then realised a) they might not even fly home today and b) I could see them every home game anyway.
If the bloody sun would come out I could sit in it. Warmer at home yesterday, allegedly.
Might pop round to see blade too long.

Ps apart from the weather, none of the above is true. Bloody international breaks.

 

[Billyblade]

Black Grape gig Friday night.
Lie-in Saturday morning
Back in the garden Saturday afternoon/Sunday to seed the area I've just cleared that was a flower bed and other bits and pieces
What do you mean, England are playing?

 

[Hamburg Blade]

Mainly filling in pointless prediction posts on here, wanking and eating cheesy wotsits. Careful of the jaundice symptoms though

I sincerely hope they were cheesy before the wanking.

 

[dazzlingblade]

Getting the old Austin out is surely a euphemism

 

[Hamburg Blade]

Getting the old Austin out is surely a euphemism

The thread is only 2 and a half pages long.

 

[dc_blade]

The thread is only and a half pages long.

Feels longer, to be fair.

 

[shorehamview]

Grabbing overtime on Friday afternoon and Saturday morning. Saturday afternoon in my workshop for a while making sawdust, then on Sunday I'm probably going round a car boot sale in the morning looking for more old tools/junk to make into something.