How are you spending the international break

[Canterbury Blade]

Well I was intending to get the old Austin out and waxed and polished. Or give the borders a good dig awaiting the Spring plant plugs to arrive. Maybe even extend my knowledge of the local countryside and decent pubs.

Then I’ve heard my feckless nephew who has only been in the infantry less than 9 months has announced he’s expecting a child from some local mentalist he has known for 4 months (albeit with great knockers).

I’m now on standby to find him and learn him a few lessons. He has already cancelled our visit to The Rake tonight as allegedly there was a Platoon fracas last night and they’re all confined.

Sometimes all things promotion take second best.

Oh and if anyone knows a Guards RSM then say thank you as he has started the ball rolling with 7 words..

“You what?”
“ You’re joking!”
“Now fuck off!”

The lost art of simple communication !!

 

[BushBlade]

Platoon fracas? Did Sergeant Barnes shoot Sergeant Elias?

 

[Wapping Blade]

Drop kids off at in-laws, early train from Donny, on the piss in Sheff all day

 

[Carlton Blade]

Go Karting Stag Do. Going to run all the Pigs off the road

 

[S5_Blade]

Wanking

 

[Canterbury Blade]

Good knowledge if only it was that simple!!

 

[Rusty view]

Doing fk all. Then Stag do for Bristol City game....in Madrid. Who organiaes this shit.

Do it international week. Amateurs. Pigs n all. Twats

 

[Nicolaus_Copernicus]

I intend to spend Saturday, wearing a trilby (on a slant), sat behind a Chas & Dave style piano, singing 'the Lambeth Walk' with the bass player out of The Clash. Well trendy, i've smashed it.

 

[RedandWhite]

Can someone please find me a picture of Ollie Norwoods Mrs, heard shes absolutely fire

 

[Canterbury Blade]

Platoon fracas? Did Sergeant Barnes shoot Sergeant Elias?

I intend to spend Saturday, wearing a trilby (on a slant), sat behind a Chas & Dave style piano, singing 'the Lambeth Walk' with the bass player out of The Clash. Well trendy, i've smashed it.

I’d pay for that. Where is it??

 

[Ball_Sup (Phil)]

England v Czech Republic at Wembley on Friday. I was too far down the Loyalty Points for a Montenegro away ticket. So, I'm doing SUFC U23s away at Crystal Palace on Monday. Some of the Carrier Bag Firm are doing the SUFC U23s away at Hull on Friday.

 

[sitwell]

Wanking

Same ,before our dictatorship ban it.

 

[Canterbury Blade]

England v Czech Republic at Wembley on Friday. I was too far down the Loyalty Points for a Montenegro away ticket. So, I'm doing SUFC U23s away at Crystal Palace on Monday. Some of the Carrier Bag Firm are doing the SUFC U23s away at Hull on Friday.

Have you got details please of where the Palace game is? It might draw my nephew out and if not give me a run round the M25. Ta

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

Building an extension. Never stops.

 

[Oreyt]

Albion Sports AFC, playing at Farsley Celtic.

 

[Ball_Sup (Phil)]

Have you got details please of where the Palace game is? It might draw my nephew out and if not give me a run round the M25. Ta

Selhurst Park 1pm

 

[sitwell]

Doing fk all. Then Stag do for Bristol City game....in Madrid. Who organiaes this shit.

Do it international week. Amateurs. Pigs n all. Twats

Amazing coincidence but I went on a stag night (Blade) to Madrid 4 years ago last month and watched Real beat Deportivo ,had a brilliant 4 days ,Madrid is fantastic. The coincidence part is we played Bristol City ,away though but we won 3-1 (Done 2 and Murphy). take that as an omen.

 

[JJ Sefton]

Wanking

+1

Oh, its my wife's baby shower this Saturday. I'm going to the pub.

 

[Silent Blade]

Going to Prague

 

[Gateford Blade]

Well I was intending to get the old Austin out and waxed and polished. Or give the borders a good dig awaiting the Spring plant plugs to arrive. Maybe even extend my knowledge of the local countryside and decent pubs.

Then I’ve heard my feckless nephew who has only been in the infantry less than 9 months has announced he’s expecting a child from some local mentalist he has known for 4 months (albeit with great knockers).

I’m now on standby to find him and learn him a few lessons. He has already cancelled our visit to The Rake tonight as allegedly there was a Platoon fracas last night and they’re all confined.

Sometimes all things promotion take second best.

Oh and if anyone knows a Guards RSM then say thank you as he has started the ball rolling with 7 words..

“You what?”
“ You’re joking!”
“Now fuck off!”

The lost art of simple communication !!

Malta for the weekend

 

[Rusty view]

Amazing coincidence but I went on a stag night (Blade) to Madrid 4 years ago last month and watched Real beat Deportivo ,had a brilliant 4 days ,Madrid is fantastic. The coincidence part is we played Bristol City ,away though but we won 3-1 (Done 2 and Murphy). take that as an omen.

Were planning for Real game 8pm or the Ray Vallecano 1pm.

Lets hope for same blades result.

What did Millwall do?

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Counting the days down to the Bristol game.

 

[Millhousesblade1889]

Continental lager instead of stones. Will be back on that next week.

 

[John Street West Terrace]

Watching porn while eating Monster Munch .with a can of Um Bongo

 

[Cerberus Blade]

1. I won’t be watching football.

2. I will probably do something ”outdoors”, like trail running, mountain biking or just walking.

3. The weekend will probably include a nice meal out somewhere.

4. I’ll be hoping the kids aren’t home all weekend!

 

[BLADES1988]

How are you spending the international break

Mostly spending it going "when's bloody football back" and "isn't international pointless crap football crap" also breathing out in disgust every so often.

 

[Sheff de party]

Taking Mrs SdP to Paris.

Of course we can go to Paris. I’ll book it all, do all the leg work. Of course I don’t mind.

*immediately picks international weekend.

 

[Yellarbellyblade]

Walking over the moors to Ilkley shed load of beer, train home now they're running again, curry and bed

 

[Hamburg Blade]

Well I was intending to get the old Austin out and waxed and polished.

Is that a euphemism?

 

[sitwell]

Were planning for Real game 8pm or the Ray Vallecano 1pm.

Lets hope for same blades result.

What did Millwall do?

Do a bar crawl from the centre of Madrid to the game and back again. Nightclubs are spot on too but don't expect to be home before the sun comes up.