Murder at Bramall Lane - whodunnit?

[LenTednTony]

Tony Currie
At the Shoreham Street End
With.........Magic!

 

[fishpie]

Not sure of the finer details. But I reckon Mark Patterson on a pushbike was probably the getaway guy.

 

[GVBlade]

Alan Woodwaarrd, with a banana kick from a corner

 

[Patrick Suffaux]

John Fleck with the fax machine

 

[Davalon]

For some reason I’ve always wanted to do one of these.

Ditto

 

[Davalon]

Sam Hashimi in the boardroom with a strap-on.

https://goo.gl/images/3Dxdsw

 

[ucandomagic]

Unsworth - Fucking Unsworth -

to quote Adolf in one of those You Tube spoofs.

Time for Hercule Wilder to solve the mystery and reveal that the corpse is not dead yet!

 

[More Bladier than thou]

Gaz in south stand block H with the distress flare.

 

[TJB.]

Shoreham Boot Boys, in the boot room, with a boot.

 

[S1blade]

The Prince and McCabe.
In the boardroom.
With their lack of support.

 

[Dnblade]

Alan Knill with a Squirrell in the Pukka Pie corner...SYP are confused as the Squirrell wasn't counted in the attendance.

 

[frechyblade]

Ainsworth on the team bus by Dane’s dad with a kick in the bollox

 

[The Crab]

Ainsworth on the team bus by Dane’s dad with a kick in the bollox

The queue of suspects for Ainsworth's demise was a little longer than expected........................

 

[benn5712]

Duggie Brown.
Didn't do it
GLTTL

 

[Dnblade]

SYP are no nearer to solving the Blades fan found beaten and drowned in the club washing machine...They are still looking for a white male,6'4"" tall with dark hair and a North East accent,wearing a Blades shirt with no.14 on the back.

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Duggie Brown.
Didn't do it
GLTTL

The didn't do it list on that criteria is a bleeding long one. I'll add Tony Moore just for the horror factor.

 

[Jehovah]

Kevin Blackwell, on the pitch, with a football.

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Max with a rumour online.

WUEDP

 

[Sean Thornton]

Ainsworth on the team bus by Dane’s dad with a kick in the bollox

Sadly Sid didn’t get to him.

 

[TonyAgana]

Nigel Adkins in the room for improvement with the power of positive thought.

 

[TonyAgana]

Adkins in the largest room with a goose.

AH DAMMIT

 

[benn5712]

The didn't do it list on that criteria is a bleeding long one. I'll add Tony Moore just for the horror factor.

As long as no-one mentions
D - n G - -v - n -
With a white spot kick
Straight through the heart

 

[The Crab]

As long as no-one mentions
D - n G - -v - n -
With a white spot kick
Straight through the heart

Yet the guy who forgot he had a backbone and refused to take it, gets away with it somewhat.

I have a large degree of pity for Don Givens if I'm honest.

 

[benn5712]

Yet the guy who forgot he had a backbone and refused to take it, gets away with it somewhat.

I have a large degree of pity for Don Givens if I'm honest.

Remind me, who refused ?
My memories of that game were more of an out of body experience. Seemed to be looking at myself watching DG and then looking back at me again filling up with tears. That defining moment even affected my love life.
Ah well. Still couldn't and wouldn't want to be other than a Blade. Mad house of a cock-eyed boom and bust club it is.

 

[The Crab]

Remind me, who refused ?
My memories of that game were more of an out of body experience. Seemed to be looking at myself watching DG and then looking back at me again filling up with tears. That defining moment even affected my love life.
Ah well. Still couldn't and wouldn't want to be other than a Blade. Mad house of a cock-eyed boom and bust club it is.

I stand to be corrected, but IIRC it may have been John Matthews. Of course I apologise, especially to JM if this incorrect. I'm almost certain it wasn't meant to be Givens though.

Me neither buddy, not like we do it to be glory hunters is it?

 

[ShockingBadBuy]

The queue of suspects for Ainsworth's demise was a little longer than expected........................

Updated shortlist of suspects published: