Jowitt gate banter

[ghandi]

Top blade is owd jowitt ,not a bad bone in that blades body even if he likes brut

TBF Calling someone me old China is cockney rhyming slang for mate (China plate) and carries no racist connotations of which I'm sure Andrew was aware.

 

[INTAKE BLADE]

owd Sammy best looking lad in hackenthorpe

I had the misfortune of him sitting next to me on the bus from hackenthorpe to town, pig nusiance is being polite. I remember going to the rust bucket to watch Portsmouth with a pompey mate, Sammy started to climb the flag pole after encouragement from the pigs. Btw pigs won 0.0

 

[I should coco]

TBF Calling someone me old China is cockney rhyming slang for mate (China plate) and carries no racist connotations of which I'm sure Andrew was aware.

Stop using common sense to explain an age old English dialect tradition.

People are seriously offended here on behalf of minorities who may or may not give a toss.

PC re-education required here just in case any LGBT persons of colour (or no colour), have had a bad day.

The sound of Winston Smith/Eric Blair spinning in their grave, is entirely coincidental.

 

[RealMcCoy]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_oven

 

[Dkc]

Anyone remember Hao Hai Dong?

If he'd got a game up front with Marcus Bent the forward two in the lineup would have been "Bent Dong" Sorry, is that racist?

 

[Sean Thornton]

Anyone remember Hao Hai Dong?

If he'd got a game up front with Marcus Bent the forward two in the lineup would have been "Bent Dong" Sorry, is that racist?

It’s not funny........

 

[Demon Blade]

Stop using common sense to explain an age old English dialect tradition.

People are seriously offended here on behalf of minorities who may or may not give a toss.

PC re-education required here just in case any LGBT persons of colour (or no colour), have had a bad day.

The sound of Winston Smith/Eric Blair spinning in their grave, is entirely coincidental.

Knowing this innocuous origin I have no problem saying me old China to acquaintances. Of course using it to address a stranger of Far East origin bit diff don’t you think?

 

[Bladeloyal]

TBF Calling someone me old China is cockney rhyming slang for mate (China plate) and carries no racist connotations of which I'm sure Andrew was aware.

Yes Andrew is very articulate ,loves a bit of cockney rhyming slang ,he's a Chinese chip shop blade

 

[Trigger Blade]

Anyone remember Hao Hai Dong?

If he'd got a game up front with Marcus Bent the forward two in the lineup would have been "Bent Dong" Sorry, is that racist?

No, but it's really old, it was on VP in about 1998, not that I'm looking for royalties

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_oven

To my wife a dutchpot, or if you want to sound all yardie, a dutchie.

 

[Fulwood Blade]

Stop using common sense to explain an age old English dialect tradition.

People are seriously offended here on behalf of minorities who may or may not give a toss.

PC re-education required here just in case any LGBT persons of colour (or no colour), have had a bad day.

The sound of Winston Smith/Eric Blair spinning in their grave, is entirely coincidental.

Times have moved on apparently .........the world is now up to:

The initialism LGBTTQQIAAP (lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, transsexual,queer, questioning, intersex, asexual, ally, pansexual) has also resulted, although such initialisms are sometimes criticised for being confusing and leaving some people out, as well as issues of placement of the letters within the new title.

 

[Tony]

Reminds me of a story I heard about a chap called " Mad Sammy " who used to be a pin up pig fan in the 70's and early 80's . On a trip to Cardiff one year and a stop off in a Chinese takeaway on the way back he stunned onlookers by racially abusing the takeaway staff by calling them all Welsh cunts

Wonder if he's still about. At least he was a proper character and supporter not like that plastic, look at me, tub of lard who'll be at the front in the game against Chelsea. They used to throw Sammy up and down the Pigkop, used to see him in town with a Pig flag around his shoulders. Just couldn't dislike him which for a pig doesn't sit well with me.

 

[Bladeloyal]

Wonder if he's still about. At least he was a proper character and supporter not like that plastic, look at me, tub of lard who'll be at the front in the game against Chelsea. They used to throw Sammy up and down the Pigkop, used to see him in town with a Pig flag around his shoulders. Just couldn't dislike him which for a pig doesn't sit well with me.

Owd Sammy you couldnt dislike him even if he was from hacky ,stood didnt run at orgreave

 

[Silent Blade]

Wonder if he's still about. At least he was a proper character and supporter not like that plastic, look at me, tub of lard who'll be at the front in the game against Chelsea. They used to throw Sammy up and down the Pigkop, used to see him in town with a Pig flag around his shoulders. Just couldn't dislike him which for a pig doesn't sit well with me.

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In the 1980s (on right)

 

[Boxer Blade]

He's worn well

 

[BigBed]

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In the 1980s (on right)

The guy on the left looks like his head is falling into his lap!??
Both look like they were born in Derbyshire to me.

 

[Bill Johnson]

Remember Sammy. Pigs used to sing a song to him.
As others said, couldn't dislike him. A genuine fan and bloke unlike the morbidly obese naked cunt they have now.

 

[Grappler]

Bloke sat next to me at the QPR game that I’d never seen before. I couldn’t help staring at him because the colour of his skin was dark green!

I heard him shout a few times and he sounded like he was Australian, so I picked up the courage to ask him. “Excuse me Sir, but are you Australian?”

He said, “No, I’m a Kiwi”.

 

[Grappler]

Remember Sammy. Pigs used to sing a song to him.
As others said, couldn't dislike him. A genuine fan and bloke unlike the morbidly obese naked cunt they have now.

I remember Sammy, he was a real character and always in town. He seemed harmless enough, was often cajoled into doing daft stunts by other pig fans. I remember being in a pub one night (Museum or top Three Tuns, Leopold street area), and it was pretty much 50/50 pigs and Blades fans. I could see these lads whispering in Sammy's ear, egging him on, next thing he starts shouting some pro-pigs, anti Blades type stuff and the atmosphere started changing. I think he was oblivious to the fact that a strong gust of wind would have knocked him over (not being nasty, he was a very skinny lad).

A few Blades lads started shouting back, a bit of pushing and shoving and the lads who had egged him on legged it, pretty much leaving him alone. He hadn't noticed at first, and was singing something (can't remember what) and doing a sort of Irish jig, hopping from leg to leg. He said something to a handful of other pigs like "come on, let's have 'em", but they legged it as well.

Luckily, a couple of older hard case Blades either knew him, or could see he was no threat at all, and while it could have turned really nasty (for Sammy), this one big bloke just looked at the younger Blades, and said "leave it". That was all he had to say.

The song they used to sing was to the tune of the old Al Jolson song, "Mammy", but the words were changed to.

"...Sammy, Sammy
I'd walk a mile and a bit
to push your face in some shit
oh Sammy.."

There were variations, but that is the one I remember lads singing, as they walked with him round town on a Saturday afternoon.

 

[Trigger Blade]

In the 1980s (on rQUOTE]

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In the 1980s (on right)

That top picture now has its own thread on Porktalk, from the timings, you posted this first. They’re even pinching our threads about their fans now

 

[speedymcgeady]

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In the 1980s (on right)

Sammy and a young Martin Samuels....

 

[Nicolaus_Copernicus]

Taken a few years ago

In the 1980s (on right)

They look like one of the early, less successful Factory Records acts.

 

[Bill Johnson]

I remember Sammy, he was a real character and always in town. He seemed harmless enough, was often cajoled into doing daft stunts by other pig fans. I remember being in a pub one night (Museum or top Three Tuns, Leopold street area), and it was pretty much 50/50 pigs and Blades fans. I could see these lads whispering in Sammy's ear, egging him on, next thing he starts shouting some pro-pigs, anti Blades type stuff and the atmosphere started changing. I think he was oblivious to the fact that a strong gust of wind would have knocked him over (not being nasty, he was a very skinny lad).

A few Blades lads started shouting back, a bit of pushing and shoving and the lads who had egged him on legged it, pretty much leaving him alone. He hadn't noticed at first, and was singing something (can't remember what) and doing a sort of Irish jig, hopping from leg to leg. He said something to a handful of other pigs like "come on, let's have 'em", but they legged it as well.

Luckily, a couple of older hard case Blades either knew him, or could see he was no threat at all, and while it could have turned really nasty (for Sammy), this one big bloke just looked at the younger Blades, and said "leave it". That was all he had to say.

The song they used to sing was to the tune of the old Al Jolson song, "Mammy", but the words were changed to.

"...Sammy, Sammy
I'd walk a mile and a bit
to push your face in some shit
oh Sammy.."

There were variations, but that is the one I remember lads singing, as they walked with him round town on a Saturday afternoon.

I remember that one too. Although I also recall them singing the correct and complimentary version too to be fair.

 

[Sean Thornton]

They look like one of the early, less successful Factory Records acts.

Genuine lol.