Song for Madine

[JJ Sefton]

Madine,
You wanker, is that you?
Oh Madine,
You wanker, is that you?
Seems like everytime you go out drinking you end up punching someone new.

 

[Carlton Blade]

Madine, Madine, Madine, madeeeeeeen. When you go out please don't punch a face

 

[iBlade.]

No

 

[HeCanDoMagic]

We've got Madine, he was a washing machine
I just don't think you understand
He used to be a twat, he called our Billy fat
But now he's our goal machine.

 

[BiggerBladeThanThou]

We've got Madine, he was a washing machine
I just don't think you understand
He used to be a twat, he called our Billy fat
But now he's our goal machine.

Quite like that!

 

[Dkc]

He batters our own....

 

[HeCanDoMagic]

Quite like that!

It'll be down to someone else to get that going, I sit on Family Stand so I've got sod all chance!

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

We've got Madine, he was a washing machine
I just don't think you understand
He used to be a twat, he called our Billy fat
But now he's our goal machine.

10/10

 

[benn5712]

Or this poem.

 

[nopigfansintown]

Denis
Blondie
Oh Madine, doo be do
I'm in love with you, Madine doo be do
I'm in love with you, Madine doo be do
I'm in love with you
Madine Madine, now you've swapped to red stripes from blue
Madine Madine, I've got a crush on you
Madine Madine, I'm so in love with you
Oh when we win it always feels so nice
Compared to the sty, Bramall Lane must seems like paradise?
Madine Madine, I'm so in love with you
You're our goal king - we're in heaven every time we look at you
When you score it's like a dream
And we're so so lucky to sign a boy like you...

I think this song and the sentiment of my lyrics capture the tenure of this board's thoughts towards Gary Madine?

 

[broomhillblade]

Never mind a song. If he scores against Wednesday, he'll be a legend.

 

[Sparky The Blade]

How about to Winter Wonderland:-

Fickle Blades, are you listening?
Turncoat Blades, are you listening?
Hospitalised a Blade,
Who was standing afraid,
Wanking into Wilders Underpants,
You’re wanking into Wilder’s underpants!

Maybe we can all sing this instead of booing???

 

[Harrisblade]

"Hurry up Gary"

Hurry Up Gary
Sham 69

Come on come on
Hurry up Gary come on
Come on come on
Hurry up Gary come on
We're going down the pub
We're going down the pub
Now listen here Gary
If we're going down the pub
You'd better tell your mum and dad
And finish up your grub
I wish you'd listen to me
No, I don't want a cup of tea
Come on come on
Hurry up Gary come on
Come on come on
Hurry up Gary come on
We're going down the pub
We're going down the pub
You're telling me to grow up
But Gary don't you see
If I tried to act my age
I wouldn't be me
We never do anything
So now's the time to begin
Come on come on
Hurry up Gary come on
Come on come on
Hurry up Gary come on
We're going down the pub
We're going…

 

[Billyblade]

We've got Gary Madine
He's a washing machine
He'll Punch you in the face Son woooooaaahhhh
Time flies by in the red white and black
But Gary, you're still a twat

 

[HighfieldBlade]

We've got Madine, he was a washing machine
I just don't think you understand
He used to be a twat, he called our Billy fat
But now he's our goal machine.

What tune is that?

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

What tune is that?

Ive been singing it to "Please dont take me home"

 

[Bill Johnson]

Or we could come up with a song for Mark Duffy.
Or does he need to be a full weight to merit one?

 

[HighfieldBlade]

Or we could come up with a song for Mark Duffy.
Or does he need to be a full weight to merit one?

Already got one. The one with "Duffy scored and they were fucking shite"

 

[Bob Socks]

Madine you bastard Bob Socks is after you

When I catch you I’ll snap you in fucking two

If I see you at the races, I’ll break your jaw in 15 places

Then I’ll stamp on your head until you’re dead

Scooby Doooby Doo.

 

[Jonboy60]

What tune is that?

Achy breaks heart, billy Ray cirus.

 

[Sikkim]

na na na na na na na na
Gaz Madine’s a cunt, he’s a cunt
Gaz Madines a cunt.

 

[IOM Blade]

10/10

Are we ignoring the fact the song rhymes 'machine' with 'machine'?

 

[RammyBlade]

He batters our own....

Like it !!

 

[HeCanDoMagic]

Are we ignoring the fact the song rhymes 'machine' with 'machine'?

Yes.

 

[Jolly Buffer]

He's thick,
He's pissed,
He's handy with his fists,
Pig Madine, Pig Madine....

 

[Rodley]

Madine you bastard Bob Socks is after you

When I catch you I’ll snap you in fucking two

If I see you at the races, I’ll break your jaw in 15 places

Then I’ll stamp on your head until you’re dead

Scooby Doooby Doo.

Not a big fan then Bob?

 

[Hamburg Blade]

Are we ignoring the fact the song rhymes 'machine' with 'machine'?

I would replace the first instance of 'machine' with 'knob' and then the second instance of the word 'machine' with the word 'knob'.

 

[GrayBlade]

Hopefully come March it’s this one...

 

[BigBed]

"Wo, wo wo wooohooo
MADINE IS ON FIIIIIRRRRRRRREEE!!"

 

[BrayfordsBushyBeard]

Oh Gary Madines a blade now
He’s got magic fists
He doesn’t use them wisely
Especially when he’s pissed
We signed Madine from Cardiff
Where he never scored a goal
He also played for Bolton and the shittest team of all !!
As ever UTB !