Magnet, Woodbines, Snuff

[SheepdipBlade]

Ducati's, they are foul.

They might be shit to smoke but the Ducati 916 is a masterpiece and the old 888 was brilliant. Would even consider swapping my Yamaha for the 999cc

Magnet - Alright at a push. Would much rather have Timmy Taylors, but would have Magnet before Wards any day!

Woodbines - Never been there - though suspect some of the rank smells I remember coming from my uncles MAY have been Woodbines

Snuff - did it as a teenager - couldn't see the point really

Chip Butties - Now yer talking - especially with Timmy Taylors (qv.)

 

[bricktop]

Tramp's fags. Like Berkeley are the cigarette of the pub cleaner, and Silk Cut Extra Mild the cigarette of the twat.

Some people prefer the taste of Rollie's to the taste of normal cigs, and to be honest i think a well rolled smooth Rollie is superior to to a normal cig, but cigs are tried and tested and you know what you are get from each and every smoke, whilst Rollie's can be an unknown quantaties.

I agree with the other two assertions. The Berkeley is the cleaners smoke, as are Superkings, but then again they was always good to buy on a budget as a teenager, especially if there was multiple people chipping in for a pack of ten, as you could always get a good two's on it, as well as three's, lasts, last of the lasts and then the filter for anyone unlucky enough to be that far down the pecking order.

 

[judge]

i prefer a good crackpipe with preferably chrytal meths

 

[shorehamview]

Of course now as an abstainer from cigarettes, for the second time, ALL cigarettes are vile satanic cocks. The occasional choice cigar is fine, but tabs are bad ju-ju.

 

[TonyAgana]

What kind of bread would you choose for your GCB?

 

[Linz]

What kind of bread would you choose for your GCB?

A doughy oven-bottom breadcake.

Massive dollop of butter.

Chips bursting out of the sides.

Good smattering of vinegar and salt.

Open.

Wooden fork.

Possibly someone else's mushy peas to dip the odd chip in.

God... I'm starving

 

[MAQ]

A doughy oven-bottom breadcake.

Massive dollop of butter.

Chips bursting out of the sides.

Good smattering of vinegar and salt.

Open.

Wooden fork.

Possibly someone else's mushy peas to dip the odd chip in.

God... I'm starving

And thank you VERY much for starting my hunger pains!

 

[Mousey]

I've had to have an apple thanks to this thread!

 

[Wards]

Some people prefer the taste of Rollie's to the taste of normal cigs, and to be honest i think a well rolled smooth Rollie is superior to to a normal cig, but cigs are tried and tested and you know what you are get from each and every smoke, whilst Rollie's can be an unknown quantaties.

I agree with the other two assertions. The Berkeley is the cleaners smoke, as are Superkings, but then again they was always good to buy on a budget as a teenager, especially if there was multiple people chipping in for a pack of ten, as you could always get a good two's on it, as well as three's, lasts, last of the lasts and then the filter for anyone unlucky enough to be that far down the pecking order.

Not sure why but I bought a pack of SuperKings the other week (possibly to try and relive the youth) and took about 3 drags. Threw the rest of the packet out of the car.

Vile.

And agree with the bold bit

 

[TonyAgana]

Been working on a new t-shirt. What do you think, folks?

 

[Ivanhoe]

Nice One Tony, will you be having some printed, and if so in the words of the Yorkshire War Cry "HOW MUCH"...

On another note, for a while I have wanted the club to acknowlege that we were in fact "The First/original UNITED" somewhere on the shirt, cos I get a bit pissed off when I hear pundits on the TV talking about UNITED this, UNITED that, and UNITED the other, when they are referring to some old catholic boys club in salford.

 

[Sensiblade]

Nice One Tony, will you be having some printed, and if so in the words of the Yorkshire War Cry "HOW MUCH"...

On another note, for a while I have wanted the club to acknowlege that we were in fact "The First/original UNITED" somewhere on the shirt, cos I get a bit pissed off when I hear pundits on the TV talking about UNITED this, UNITED that, and UNITED the other, when they are referring to some old catholic boys club in salford.

It says inside the new Home and away shirt in the neck area.
Celebrating 120 years as the first and original United - or something like that

 

[TonyAgana]

Nice One Tony, will you be having some printed, and if so in the words of the Yorkshire War Cry "HOW MUCH"...

On another note, for a while I have wanted the club to acknowlege that we were in fact "The First/original UNITED" somewhere on the shirt, cos I get a bit pissed off when I hear pundits on the TV talking about UNITED this, UNITED that, and UNITED the other, when they are referring to some old catholic boys club in salford.

Cheers mate. Not sure to be honest - for a couple of reasons.

1. I don't know where I stand legally selling a t-shirt with the Blades badge on it. Anyone?

2. For a low run I'd be looking at transfer printing which initially looks great but can go shiddy after a few washes - although I have been told by one company who supply t-shirts for Coca-Cola, Virgin + others that they "haven't had any complaints".

3. Low run's are not that cheap.

 

[Ivanhoe]

Thanks for that information 'sensiblade', perhaps the club are waiting till the 125th year before having something put on the outside of the shirt stating this...

 

[Mad Mick]

Never really liked Magnet, mind you It must be over 30 years since I supped beer. Wards was good and so was Stones.
Mi Grandad gave me snuff ones, was crap, better putting pepper up yer nose.
Never smoked so not tried Woodbines, but you used to be able to buy them in packets of 5
How come we don't mention relish in the song? After all that's proper Sheffield.

 

[Linz]

1. I don't know where I stand legally selling a t-shirt with the Blades badge on it. Anyone?

Well, all club badges are protected by our old friends, Football Dataco. However, the clubs themselves act as a higher authority. So if the club say it's alright, it's fine.

Might be better approaching the club and tell them of your design... you should get a cut and saves you the hassle of printing them yourself.

 

[moDtheGod]

As cool as that t-shirt looks, you do realise the beer is John Smith's extra smooth don't you?

You fill up my senses, like a gallon of John Smiths Extra Smooth just isn't nearly as catchy.

 

[beightonblade]

Cheers mate. Not sure to be honest - for a couple of reasons.

1. I don't know where I stand legally selling a t-shirt with the Blades badge on it. Anyone?

2. For a low run I'd be looking at transfer printing which initially looks great but can go shiddy after a few washes - although I have been told by one company who supply t-shirts for Coca-Cola, Virgin + others that they "haven't had any complaints".

3. Low run's are not that cheap.

1. Get permission or don't do it
2. Low run transfer printing if done reight is good.
3. Agree

 

[Wards]

Beighton is sensible post shocker!!!

 

[happyhippy]

As far as I know, United are the oldest currently existing Association Football club which has used the word "United" throughout its history in its name in the world.

There once was once a side called "Plymouth United" which predates our beloveds, but it was disbanded well before the turn of the 20th century.

 

[La_Blade]

I can take or leave Magnet, like so many bitters it's ok as long as it's kept right. I've never had a Woodbine so can't comment. But having seen some of the ciggie nostalgia on here I can firmly nail my coulours to the Marlboro red mast ! Possibly something subconcious in there about the red and white packaging. I have tried snuff and it isn't my bag at all, however one of my uncles used to use it. And two or three colleagues of mine at work still do, and they are all ex-miners. Possibly linking the use of snuff to the inability for a tab at the coal face ?

 

[TonyAgana]

As cool as that t-shirt looks, you do realise the beer is John Smith's extra smooth don't you?

You fill up my senses, like a gallon of John Smiths Extra Smooth just isn't nearly as catchy.

Hehe! Work in progress. Best I could find on t'internet as a reference. Can anyone find me a picture of a Magnet pint glass?

 

[Lincoln Blade]

A good session on Magnet is just like Guiness, it leads to a code brown situation the next morning!!!

 

[oof]

Evening all.

Snuff's good for places where you can't have a fag for hours on end - eg trains, though you do get some funny looks. The mrs thinks it makes me look like a right druggie.

Comes in about a billion flavours and is made local to the Lane in Sharrow. Support your local snuff-maker!

Brown snot's certainly a bit of a turn off though.

 

[moDtheGod]

Hehe! Work in progress. Best I could find on t'internet as a reference. Can anyone find me a picture of a Magnet pint glass?

Best I can do:

Can't see any glasses.

 

[essex blade]

It says inside the new Home and away shirt in the neck area.
Celebrating 120 years as the first and original United - or something like that

there you go

 

[essex blade]

Hehe! Work in progress. Best I could find on t'internet as a reference. Can anyone find me a picture of a Magnet pint glass?

found this one

 

[essex blade]

Hehe! Work in progress. Best I could find on t'internet as a reference. Can anyone find me a picture of a Magnet pint glass?

and this one!

 

[beightonblade]

Find a glass and take a photograph !

 

[PeterNdlovu081]