Yes. Otherwise I wouldn't have selected a bit to quote, I'd have just quoted the lot.
I really did. I quoted the bit where you said this, to save quoting the whole lot and to save people reading the whole lot again.
That's why there was just a bit of it, and not the whole post. I did read it, honestly.
Third, the bit where you say you think I know full well what you mean, well let's just assume that I'm not capable of reading your mind, or indeed anybody else's shall we? Rather than you predicting that I can read minds let's take it as read that I'm not Derren Brown, and that I didn't know what you meant when you posted this
He's not a lion tamer, is he? A lost brickie who somehow managed to get a game for the local pub side? A wandering vagabond? No. He's a footballer. Dresses like a footballer every Saturday, runs about on the pitch, kicks the ball now and again, tackles and even sometimes passes to a team-mate. yep, that seems to tick all the boxes for "footballer" for me.
If you meant "he thinks he is a creative midfield maestro" then fair enough, because he isn't. But he is definitely as footballer. Unless he's Derren Brown, in which case he really is good.