But imagine we win at Wembley. Surrounded by 35,000 Blades, watching Wilder and Billy holding the play off trophy above their heads in front of crowd that many of them have seen the disappointment play off final defeats to Palace, Wolves, Burnley and Huddersfield as well as semi final defeats to pigs, Arsenal, Newcastle, Liverpool and Spurs. 9 times the bridesmaid perhaps its 10th time lucky for us. The one I don't go to we win I couldn't risk that.
Fuck its me I'm a bad omen, omg should I miss if we get there for the greater good. I'm a jinx, it's all my fault. Hang on a minute it's not just me, I'm sure there are lots of others in the same position. It's your fault if we get to the play off final I hope you are going to fall on your sword and stay at home, then I can go if we get there.
We need automatic promotion I can cope with all that again, please please please Blades don't finish between 3rd and 6th some of us just can't cope with these winner takes all matches.