Anyone know how to get that bloody Billy Sharp song out of your eeyd?

[DifferentClass]

It's driving me fucking nuts! Every time I try to get myself a new earworm it just comes back with a vengeance and then some!

#InternationalBreakShitposting

 

[knowsnowt]

Lop your noggin off?

 

[Bobby Boo]

Think of your granny naked. Always works for me.

 

[Blade for Sale]

It's driving me fucking nuts! Every time I try to get myself a new earworm it just comes back with a vengeance and then some!

#InternationalBreakShitposting

Sing the tune whilst, in your mind's eye, picturing the Billy Sharp/Baby Shark hybrid swimming along nicely. Along comes a ship filled with Chinese fishermen. They harpoon Billy and bring him on board. His little fins are sliced off, and he is thrown back into the water. If he is lucky he will lose consciousness from blood loss before drowning, and his lifeless body sinks slowly to the depths of the ocean where, over a poeriod of months, it will decay and be eaten by slow moving extremophiles.
Meanwhile his fins will be sold for a tastless soup which requires stock to be added to it in order for it to have any flavour at all.

Now try to sing the tune again.

 

[west_yorks_blade]

Think of your granny naked. Always works for me.

When I think of his granny naked I get a boner