Worst away toilets at a ground that begins with the first letter of your Mum's maiden name

[Sean Thornton]

What?

 

[Rusty view]

Elm Park

 

[Sean Thornton]

Elm Park

You have to have been AND got a dog in with you. (With or without a ticket but NOT using someone else's loyalty points) .

Forgot to mention that.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Can I have a P please Bob.

 

[Rodley]

Worst toilets at an away ground?

Saltergate bogs were grim. Ditto Fratton Park. Millmoors resembled a Greek service station’s in the 1970s.

 

[8lade]

Ewood Park 'toilet' was just a brick square, whether there was a trough in there or not, god knows. If there was it did no use whatsoever as the place was flooded with piss just flowing out of the lowest entrance. Everybody just pissed up against the outside wall in the end.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Worst toilets at an away ground?

Saltergate bogs were grim. Ditto Fratton Park. Millmoors resembled a Greek service station’s in the 1970s.

Ermm mothers maiden name initial? Was she called Mrs Smith-Franklyn-Mills?

 

[Bladepicker]

What?

You're just after my password reset clues. I know your type...

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

 

[mattbianco1]

Hillsborough's a toilet

 

[Jonboy60]

Hillsborough's a toilet

Hillsborough’s a shit hole.

 

[BLADES1988]

The answer is C

Dave Benson Phillips

 

[Snowman]

That's a W. That'll be Wembley.

 

[raimond]

B, Burnden Park. Got in on a student ticket with a cockapoo with a pyro up it's arse

 

[103SecondsOfMagic]

The answer is C

Dave Benson Phillips

Haha thought so.

Saw a statue of DBP at Villa Park. No doubt, definitely him. I think.
It was cool, we should get one at Lane. Pat Sharp would be mint.

 

[Sean Thornton]

I present the idea of a dystopian future where the international break lasts for 51 weeks and some of you won't take it seriously......

 

[coaxingstar71]

Roots Hall.

It's the ONLY one beginning with an R that I could of that I've actually been to....... can't remember the bogs if I'm honest but they can't have been pleasant.

Incidentally I thought the away toilets at Ewood recently were decent, which is more than I can say for the town.

 

[sitwell]

Salwall

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

Incidentally I thought the away toilets at Ewood recently were decent, which is more than I can say for the town.

Cultural enrichment for ya

 

[Rusty view]

You have to have been AND got a dog in with you. (With or without a ticket but NOT using someone else's loyalty points) .

Forgot to mention that.

When I went to Elm park points didn't exist.

I also went to Ewood park but have a cat.(I hate fucking dogs) I didn't have enough pts. But like a lot of games it went to general sale so took the opportunity to go. Genius hey!

However like the other 2058 fans we all became corpses during the game.

The toilet were fine....Until I dropped my phone in the communal piss tray

 

[SUFC Guy]

At last! A thread that is totally relevant and makes 100% sense

Been waiting for this the last 2 weeks

 

[TonyAgana]

Everybody just pissed up against the outside wall in the end.

The Shay toilets are just a wall outside

 

[georgebernardshaw]

Hillsborough’s a shit hole.

True, but their lot don’t usually know which way to face on the bog....

 

[Jonboy60]

True, but their lot don’t usually know which way to face on the bog....

Blades do, “shit on, shit on, shit on the Bastards below below..............................”

 

[Tom Bott]

Hillsborough's a toilet

That's because they just piss in a rusty bucket and cover it with a tarpaulin until their next game.

 

[blade too long]

I always liked the toilets at Burnley , there were always free pineapple chunks in the urinals

 

[SW12 to S12 to S18]

It baffles me that when we visit one of the new build grounds the bogs are designed like a maze. Narrow doorways so that two people can’t pass each other, some don’t even have troughs but individual stalls and they’re so small that if you don’t go before half time you might as well piss yourself to save the hassle of going.
Is it not beyond the capabilities of the architects to design something fit for the 21st century?
Worst ones recently although not beginning with the first letter of my mother’s maiden name is Bradford, an utter disgrace.

 

[BushBlade]

It baffles me that when we visit one of the new build grounds the bogs are designed like a maze. Narrow doorways so that two people can’t pass each other, some don’t even have troughs but individual stalls and they’re so small that if you don’t go before half time you might as well piss yourself to save the hassle of going.
Is it not beyond the capabilities of the architects to design something fit for the 21st century?
Worst ones recently although not beginning with the first letter of my mother’s maiden name is Bradford, an utter disgrace.

It’s beyond most architects’ capabilities to design something that’s actually buildable.

 

[Rodley]

 

[ZLB]

What?

Turf Moor.