Hi its me again

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

News is that the Blades are a small team who get no respect within the Championship. OK we don't have a barrel of money but there were times when United were discussed within the top echelons of football management. I have recently uncovered letter's sent between Bertie Mee and Bill Shankly.

Now their dream of a Shoreham Street Argos never came into fruition but if we can just put a few quid on the Kop tickets that dream could come true. Come on Blades, lets do it…..

 

[Harry's Game]

Cracking post.

(sarcasm

noun

1. the use of irony to mock or convey contempt.
   "she didn't like the note of sarcasm in his voice"
   synonyms: derision, mockery, ridicule, satire, irony, scorn, sneering, scoffing, gibing, taunting; More)

 

[Pierre's PC]

I know people have said that the Spice problem is pretty bad in Sheffield but fucking hell...

 

[Treeton Blade]

 

[grafikhaus]

I know people have said that the Spice problem is pretty bad in Sheffield but fucking hell...

I doubt very much it's Spice to blame.

Probably Monkey Dust.

 

[Westran]

Can we keep him please?

 

[Blade for Sale]

I doubt very much it's Spice to blame.

Probably Monkey Dust.

The clue's in his avatar......

 

[Sean Thornton]

Can we keep him please?

I've just bought a sack and two house bricks.

 

[Sean Thornton]

The clue's in his avatar......

He's high on himself?

 

[Blade for Sale]

He's high on himself?

Let's just say he sounds like a fun guy....

 

[Rodders]

News is that the Blades are a small team who get no respect within the Championship. OK we don't have a barrel of money but there were times when United were discussed within the top echelons of football management. I have recently uncovered letter's sent between Bertie Mee and Bill Shankly.

Now their dream of a Shoreham Street Argos never came into fruition but if we can just put a few quid on the Kop tickets that dream could come true. Come on Blades, lets do it…..

 

[ekke287]

TLDR.

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

Cracking post.

(sarcasm

noun

1. the use of irony to mock or convey contempt.
   "she didn't like the note of sarcasm in his voice"
   synonyms: derision, mockery, ridicule, satire, irony, scorn, sneering, scoffing, gibing, taunting; More)

Whoosh 1: Over the head and not getting the joke. 2: Being too young to get the joke. 3: Just hate me because I am a Black disabled Lesbian.

 

[Bladesman]

 

[Nicolaus_Copernicus]

I doubt very much it's Spice to blame.

Probably Monkey Dust.

I like to imagine that he has it blown into him a la Stevie Nicks by a robed & bejeweled flunkie, as sits on an ergonomic stool naked, furiously typing his streams of consciousness.

 

[SteveH]

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

My work here is done, happy International break

 

[Sean Thornton]

When you thought it couldn't get any worse........

 

[JohnDenver]

Tyler’s really changed.

 

[TJB.]

Medication time...medication time...

 

[georgebernardshaw]

I doubt very much it's Spice to blame.

Probably Monkey Dust.

...or the lethal combination of Ostermilk and a Farley’s Rusk

 

[gavtheblade]

Glttl.

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

When you thought it couldn't get any worse........

I actually thought that there might be an older Blade who got this but to get the Argos joke you needed to be at least my age.

The song went: Bertie Me said to Bill Shankly have you heard the news from Highbury, he said no I don't think so but I have heard of the Shoreham agro. My joke was how commercial the game has become and Argos was substituted for agro , Hotel, residential propitiates. Mind you, I am a nutter and do deserve your scorn....

 

[Sean Thornton]

I actually thought that there might be an older Blade who got this but to get the Argos joke you needed to be at least my age.

The song went: Bertie Me said to Bill Shankly have you heard the news from Highbury, he said no I don't think so but I have heard of the Shoreham agro. My joke was how commercial the game has become and Argos was substituted for agro , Hotel, residential propitiates. Mind you, I am a nutter and do deserve your scorn....

I'm older than you. I "got it". I've sent it to Hislop for inclusion in Psueds Corner next issue.

 

[coaxingstar71]

 

[I should coco]

The song went: Bertie Me said to Bill Shankly have you heard the news from Highbury, he said no I don't think so but I have heard of the Shoreham agro

Not as I remember. The two versions were:

Bertie Mee said to Bill Shankly
"Have you heard of Sheff Wednesday?"
He said "No, I don't think so...
...but I've heard of the S U F C"

or

Bertie Mee said to Bill Shankly
"Have you heard of Sheff Wednesday?"
He said "Yes, they're in a mess....
.. they're at the bottom of division three".

My joke was how commercial the game has become and Argos was substituted for agro

I thought it was a reference to the Argos order slips that rained onto the pitch in their thousands in lieu of bog roll.

I bet the Argos on the Moor could never understand why every other Saturday so many slips were used with no corelation in increased orders.

Mind you, I am a nutter and do deserve your scorn....

"I'm mad I am"

Hmmmmm

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

I'm older than you. I "got it". I've sent it to Hislop for inclusion in Psueds Corner next issue.

 

[Eddiecolquhounsleg]

I actually thought that there might be an older Blade who got this but to get the Argos joke you needed to be at least my age.

The song went: Bertie Me said to Bill Shankly have you heard the news from Highbury, he said no I don't think so but I have heard of the Shoreham agro. My joke was how commercial the game has become and Argos was substituted for agro , Hotel, residential propitiates. Mind you, I am a nutter and do deserve your scorn....

Thanks for the explanation and I agree that you are a nutter and that you deserve our scorn.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Not as I remember. The two versions were:

Bertie Mee said to Bill Shankly
"Have you heard of Sheff Wednesday?"
He said "No, I don't think so...
...but I've heard of the S U F C"

or

Bertie Mee said to Bill Shankly
"Have you heard of Sheff Wednesday?"
He said "Yes, they're in a mess....
.. they're at the bottom of division three".



I thought it was a reference to the Argos order slips that rained onto the pitch in their thousands in lieu of bog roll.

I bet the Argos on the Moor could never understand why every other Saturday so many slips were used with no corelation in increased orders.



"I'm mad I am"

Hmmmmm

Si, Si, Si, Si. You've been opening up the sherbet space ships and sniffing again haven't you?

Bertie Mee said to Bill Shankly
Have you heard of the North Bank Highbury
He said no, l don't think so
But I've heard of the Shoreham, Boot boys.

Marcus, please post the above in Latin and Ancient Greek when you come back down to earth. Thanks.

 

[Sean Thornton]

...or the lethal combination of Ostermilk and a Farley’s Rusk

Werthers poisoning.