Song for Olly

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Olly takes you down to his place near the river
You can hear the boats go by, you can spend the night beside him
And you know that he's half-crazy but that's why you want to be there
And he feeds you tea and oranges that come all the way from China
And just when you mean to tell him that you have no love to give him
Then he gets you on his wavelength
And he lets the river answer that you've always been his lover
And you want to travel with him, and you want to travel blind
And you know that he will trust you
For you've touched his perfect body with your mind
 
Nor Nor Wood
Got him from Brighton
Got him from Brighton
Nor Nor Wood
How do you like him
How do you like him
Nor Nor Wood
No you can't have him
No you can't have him

Oooh, how do you like Norwooooddddd
 
Olly Olly Olly Olly
Olly Nor-wood-wood
 
To tune of knock on wood



He came here from Brighton

The way you pass it is frightening

You better score, score, score ,Norwood, baby, oooooooo oooooooo oooooooo ooooooo oooooooo
 
A small Jean Genie snuck off to the city
Strung out on lasers and slash-back blazers
Ate all your razors while pulling the waiters
Talking 'bout Monroe and walking on Snow White
New York's a go-go, and everything tastes right
Oliver Norwood, ooh-ooh
 
Oh Ollie Norwood magic...
He plays in red and white ..
We swapped him for Lee Evans
Cos he was fuckin shite .
Lee Evans went to Wigan..
Cos he’s not very good ..
And we’ve now got an upgrade ..
His names Ollie Norwood !!
As ever UTB !
 
Isaw Joeshaw said:
Prior to it's submission for an Ivor Novello award , I thought I would share with you the song I've composed for our new player , which is as follows :-

" Oliver Norwood

Robin of Sherwood

Adrian Littlejohn * too ,

Put ' em together and what do you get ?

Bibbety Bobbiity Boo .

( * Littlejohn , geddit ? )

The musical cognoscenti among you will immediately recognise the influence of the great man himself ,with a dash of Gilbert and Sullivan thrown in for good measure .

I have every expectation that my submission will receive a favourable response .
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Your recommendations on pork pies was somewhat better. Tbh IJ that is SH!TE. In fact that's doing sh!te a disservice, if whatever shite thinks is really sh!te it's shItier than that and some. Are you trying to scare him away before January?

;)
 
Oli Norwood is a blade
He likes to have the ball
He won't score a header
Cos he's not very tall

(To the tune of the Fleck song)
 
Premier League
Take me home
To the place, I belong
Oli Norwood,
Irish Pirlo,
Take me home
Premier League


Premier League
Take me home
To the place, I belong
Play-Off Final,
Oli Norwood,
Take me home
Premier League


I could do this all day but I probably shouldn't....
 
My old man, said make up a song about Ollie. Norwood,

I said f..................................
 



Blade56 said:
Your recommendations on pork pies was somewhat better. Tbh IJ that is SH!TE. In fact that's doing sh!te a disservice, if whatever shite thinks is really sh!te it's shItier than that and some. Are you trying to scare him away before January?

;)
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So what you're trying to tell me , in a roundabout way , is you think it won't do too well at the Novellos?

Do you think I should start working on another one .........? :p:po_O
 
Isaw Joeshaw said:
So what you're trying to tell me , in a roundabout way , is you think it won't do too well at the Novellos?

Do you think I should start working on another one .........? :p:po_O
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The writers of "Sonny Boy" wrote it after an argument with Al Jolson who had fired them again. They knocked it off quite quickly using tear jerking cliches and saccharin sweet lines, to get back at him. Jolson made the song a number one hit. So it just goes to show that songs initially deemed a joke can become popular.

In answer to your question though Joe, no, please don't.......



:)
 
Sean Thornton said:
The writers of "Sonny Boy" wrote it after an argument with Al Jolson who had fired them again. They knocked it off quite quickly using tear jerking cliches and saccharin sweet lines, to get back at him. Jolson made the song a number one hit. So it just goes to show that songs initially deemed a joke can become popular.

In answer to your question though Joe, no, please don't.......



:)
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Good info - never knew that and I always liked a bit of Al Jolson , me .
 
To the chant of 'oggy oggy oggy' (or a variant thereof)
Oli Oli Oli
Oi Oi Oi
Oli Oli Oli
Oi Oi Oi
Oli
Oi
Oli
Oi
Oli Oli Oli
Oi Oi Oi

No? Oh well back to the drawing board...
 
Your managers a cunt
Your managers a cunt
We got OLI NORWOOD
and your managers a cunt.
 
Goodbye Yellow Brick Norwood
Pour Some Norwood On Me
Cum On Feel The Norwood
Love Really Hurts Without Norwood
No Norwood No Cry
Wuthering Norwood
Norwood In The Jar
The Eton Norwoods
Boys Boys Norwoods
The Ballad Of Norwood And Yoko
 
Norwood in the sky with Zander Diamond, (or Dean Hammond)
Norwood in the sky with Zander Diamond, (or Dean Hammond)
Norwood in the sky with Zander Diamond, (or Dean Hammond)
Ah.

To the tune of Smells Like Teen Spirit, Nirvana.
 
Oliver’s army is on it’s way
Oliver’s army is here to stay
and I would never be anywhere else but here today...
 



SteveBlade said:
Oliver, Oliver
Never before has a boy wanted more
Oliver, Oliver
Won't ask for more when he knows what's in store
There's a dark, thin winding stairway without any banister
Which we'll throw him down
And feed him the cockroaches served in a canister

Oliver, Oliver
What will he do when he's turned black and blue
He will rue the day somebody named him Ol-i-ver
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I think this is a cry for help.
 
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