Mad Mac: Fury Road: Trip to the Riverside: by Dem Blades

[Steve Mackan]

Drink:every:time:you:see:a:colon. (Somebody fetch me a mirror).

Read this story of aggressive acquaintances with a thirst for kidney punching children,as I take an 'alternative' trip to watch United get battered.

And whilst you're there, bask in the 50 Word Round Ups of fellow Blades with nothing good to say.

If, like me, you prefer anything to watching us lose, then the above certainly constitutes anything. Happy reading.

Do let me know your thoughts. UTB.

 

[I should coco]

Do you have other mates called Kritty Calpaff, Pi Charte, and Pert and do any of them take you to games on their push bikes / camels or sidecars?

 

[Steve Mackan]

Pert! Yes, do you know him?


My inner editor said that, if your gonna refer to a grown man attempting to kidney punch and throw pyros at a child, then you' better establish pretty early on that this is not a real person.

 

[I should coco]

My inner editor said

You EDIT this stuff ????????

 

[Steve Mackan]

You EDIT this stuff ????????

As it comes out. Stream of hungconciousness, I call it.

 

[coaxingstar71]

Love "as uncontrollable as a Basham cross".

 

[Dellas Cowboys]

Your prose has cheered me up no end. As a result I've decided to feel optimistic about the QPR game.

 

[super_pig]

Drink:every:time:you:see:a:colon. (Somebody fetch me a mirror).

Read this story of aggressive acquaintances with a thirst for kidney punching children,as I take an 'alternative' trip to watch United get battered.

And whilst you're there, bask in the 50 Word Round Ups of fellow Blades with nothing good to say.

If, like me, you prefer anything to watching us lose, then the above certainly constitutes anything. Happy reading.

Do let me know your thoughts. UTB.

as always.. pure genius
thanks mate

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

Simply brilliant.

 

[Baaaaaaa Blades]

One of your best yet! Cheers

More clueless than Michael Tonge in a spelling bee

 

[Steve Mackan]

Love "as uncontrollable as a Basham cross".

One of your best yet! Cheers

More clueless than Michael Tonge in a spelling bee

^There was a coupla puns in there. This one only really for the hardcore slipstreamers.

as always.. pure genius
thanks mate

Simply brilliant.

Your prose has cheered me up no end. As a result I've decided to feel optimistic about the QPR game.

Ta all. Ben at BladesPod said summat along the lines of mines the only blog he wants to read when we've lost; that's the niche I wanna carve. Good when it's bad.

Probably summat a little shorter and little more match-reporty next week.

 

[Tom Bott]

Loving it...

 

[Liverpool blade]

Drink:every:time:you:see:a:colon. (Somebody fetch me a mirror).

Read this story of aggressive acquaintances with a thirst for kidney punching children,as I take an 'alternative' trip to watch United get battered.

And whilst you're there, bask in the 50 Word Round Ups of fellow Blades with nothing good to say.

If, like me, you prefer anything to watching us lose, then the above certainly constitutes anything. Happy reading.

Do let me know your thoughts. UTB.

That’s absolutely brilliant. That’s made my 9 hour shift at Tesco bearable!. I’m also optimistic about QPR now. Keep up the good work. Up the blades.

 

[Steve Mackan]

That’s absolutely brilliant. That’s made my 9 hour shift at Tesco bearable!. I’m also optimistic about QPR now. Keep up the good work. Up the blades.

Cheers pal. Why the sense of optimism?

I'll tell you why I am optimistic. I'm optimistic because if Freeman tackles Freeman at QPR on Saturday, then my whole article, 'Seconds after abolition: imagine if footballers were forced to do it.' writes itself.

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

Probably summat a little shorter and little more match-reporty next week.

Errrrrrrr, no. A bit more match-reporty if you like but if anything, longer

 

[Steve Mackan]

Haha..okay. There's always more to be read at my ever updated 'about me' page, although not necessarily Blade related.

 

[Steve Mackan]

Haha..okay. There's always more to be read at my ever updated 'about me' page, although not necessarily Blade related.

And it's fairly long.

 

[Roygbiv]

Loved this one

 

[robbiez666]

" Time passes slowly, as does our midfield"

 

[Steve Mackan]

Loved this one

" Time passes slowly, as does our midfield"

Thanks both. Appreciated.

 

[I should coco]

There's always more to be read at my ever updated 'about me' page,

Pure er, sort of genius-ish.

'Reverse into a field...'

One of my worries is that it is watching United that his done this to you.

You can get compo for whiplash, PPI and even late planes, but I'm yet to see any ambulance chasing lawyers offering to take up the cudgel; "Were you watching SUFC in the 1980s, 90s, or 00s? If so please contact us as you may be entitle to massive compensation for mental damge. Phone us now, on 0114 1889 999"

 

[HighfieldBlade]

"Lovely stuff! Cheers!"